Turn off the light… stay away from the light… come to the light… hey, it’s your life; stop being so wishy-washy and make a decision. In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss three ghostly films: Poltergeist (1982), The Frighteners (1996), and The Conjuring (2013). You’ll laugh (please do). You’ll cry (oh, please). You’ll crap your pants in fear (please don’t).

Bret, David, and Alan discuss what is widely considered to be the greatest trilogy of zombie movies ever committed to film: George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead (1968), Dawn of the Dead (1978), and Day of the Dead (1985).

Romero went on to make three more “Dead” movies before passing away in 2017 at age 77. Those films will no doubt be discussed in a later episode, but on the day of what would have been his 79th birthday, The Swearwolves pay tribute to his first three (and most iconic) zombie flicks.

Bret, David, and Alan take a slight detour from their usual format, and talk about collecting stuff. They also play a drunken game of Trivial Pursuit: Horror Movie Edition, and discuss the 2009 film, The Collector.

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss three cult 80’s horror flicks with similar titles: Night of the Comet (1984), Night of the Creeps (1986), and Night of the Demons (1988).

Bret, David, and Alan create a beer broth, break out a crock pot, and feast upon three cannibal-themed films: Cannibal Holocaust (1980), The Green Inferno (2015), and Bone Tomahawk (2015). If you’re squeamish – no worries: this episode features no video. So lend a hand and start chopping up some carrots, would’ya?

Drop that copy of Batman #14, draw yourself a bubble bath, and dissolve into mist as Bret, David, and Alan chat about The Lost Boys (1987), Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992), and other fangtastic flicks in this week’s episode of The Swearwolves!

• The Lost Boys (1987)
• The Lost Boys (1987)
• The Lost Boys (1987)
• The Lost Boys (1987)
• Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
• Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
• Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
• Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

Brush up on your pole-vaulting skills, fashion a makeshift flamethrower, and break out your favorite Air Supply album: Bret, David, and Alan are, like, totally buggin’ as they discuss “creepy crawly” movies like Tremors (1990), Slither (2006), and Arachnophobia (1990).

• Tremors (1990)
• Tremors (1990)
• Slither (2006)
• Slither (2006)
• Arachnophobia (1990)
• Arachnophobia (1990)

Bret, David, and Alan get into the spirit of the holiday season by discussing Christmas-themed horror films, mainly focusing on Black Christmas (1974), Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), Jack Frost (1997), and Krampus (2015).

So put on an ugly sweater, pour yourself some eggnog, throw a log on the fire, hang your stockings by the chimney with care, and be good – for goodness sake!

It’s time to spread yuletide fear!

• Black Christmas (1974)
• Black Christmas (1974)
• Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
• Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
• Jack Frost (1997)
• Jack Frost (1997)
• Krampus (2015)
• Krampus (2015)

Bret, David, and Alan discuss movies about robots with a mean streak – from The Terminator (1984), to Class of 1999 (1990), and Screamers (1995) – with a main focus on the 1986 “mall madness” film, Chopping Mall.

In this episode, Bret, David, and Alan discuss the films of writer/director, Kevin Smith – who’s more well-known for comedy – but has seemingly been lacing his blunts with horror elements as of late…

All politics aside – whether you’re in a “red state” or a ‘blue state,” or if you prefer to walk the earth upright or shuffle about as a walrus (or as an Eastern-European sausage, for that matter) – The Swearwolves have got you covered! It’s time to talk Kevin Smith’s horror flicks!