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Nick tries boiling all his anxiety down to a single high-pitched noise, while Dec shells out hundreds of dollars for a bucks night. And why it's never a good idea to talk about Johnny Pancakes. Hang in their long enough, you can hear Nick's Big Boy fantasy.

Nick decides this year will be all about the thumb. Dec finds out why all your goods should be sold fully furnished. And we both wonder how the hell to develop a swagger. PS - Sorry this episode is up late, we've thrown in a few extra minutes to make up for it. (Plus it was finished at 2.30am the day Dec came back from holidays and he couldn't be bothered working out which bit to cut out)

It's the last hours of 2012. Nick wants to crack out the mistletoe one last time. And Dec just wants to buy a safe couch, but it's not as easy as you think.

We basically spend 40 minutes telling eachother how good the live show was. And Nick may have accidentally discovered his life's calling.

We did a live show. People turned up. And somehow we didn't completely balls it up. With special guests Stephen Gates and Geraldine Quinn. Special Thanks to ian jackson for mixing and recording the whole thing, and for putting up with our voices burning holes in his ear drums.

It starts with us promoting our live podcast and ends with the audience spattered in blood.

We record the episode in Dec's backyard and the neighbours get an unexpected lesson in big boys and glorses.

Dec gets another bad audition, Nick gets another bad ad, and really you have to wonder, why isn't everyone just kissing? Proudly supported by our new charity partner Sharks with Hearts.

This week there seems to be a lot of people in a lot of denial.