Concepts Discussed: Student Theatre, Exploding Seagulls, Pink Party Buses, Coffee Clubs, Traffic Jams, Board Games and Nick's "Worst Character Ever". All text disrupted by N. Maxwell and D. Fay

The wrong way to order a fillet o' fish. The right way to dress like a Prince. The horrible way to traumatise your child like Buster Keaton. Hit The Bricks: Ed Hardy, Andrew Rochford, and Alex Dimitriades. And a drastically misjudged conversation about the film Head On.

Nick admit's he's never written a book. How much milk is in milk? The return of Garfunkle and Garfunkle. And Hit The Bricks - David Jones, Cenovis and Michael Schumacher

Bob Katter speaks out about which way he'll vote.

Brighten your day with barefeet and berets, light up your loungeroom with DJ Style Turntables, and why no home is complete without a postmodern motorcycle. Then if all else fails, shut your kids up with some free shit.

Mark Latham speaks out.

Dermott Brereton drops by to do your missus. Nick launches his new game show "Who's got a massive snoz?" And why you should invest every last cent in e_dogs. The show that comes 42 months interest free, until they find you and break your legs.

Tony Abbott tells us why non doesn't always mean no, but sometimes it does mean no, if you know what he means.

Kevin Rudd calls in from his hospital bed, after gall bladder surgery to fix those nasty leaks.

A conga line of arseholes drop by to commiserate our tenth show in a row - Dennis Lillie, Mark Webber, Art Garfunkle, Mel Gibson, Diego Maradonna's dog, while Kirk Pengilly just fucks everything.