It's the Last Minute Live Show from the Melbourne Comedy Festival, with Nick, Dec and the Vasect. So grab a finger bowl and fill your glass of Savvy B right up to the line. 

Implicated in this episode: Window Washers, John Farnham, Sadie the Cleaning Lady, Ben Fordham, Stu Laundy, Frankie J. Holden (or Frank Holden to his colleagues). 

Proudly Bought to you by Nick, Dec and The Vasect. 

Things discussed/defamed: 

Food trucks, people who drink in parks, Ronaldhino, Apple Store employees, Declan's childhood GP, our previous employer, people who think they add humour to their workplace, heavy metal drummers, anyone who loves talking about how they work in telly. 

Rejected titles for this episode: 

Judgement Night, Don't Spare The Horses, God's Joke on Us, A F*cking Very Big Salary, Three Blokes and a Dog, Rattle and Plum, The Very Model of a Million Dollar Publican. 

Individuals Implicated: Stu Laundy, Sophie Monk, Evil Greg, Dangerous Steve, Our previous employer, Stanley Kubrick, Bono, Edge, U2 and Farinelli. 

In a wild manoeuvre that would horrify our previous employer, we've managed to combine two big spike shows, our Christmas Special and our 150th episode, into one giant double spike. And to top it off, we've may have put a joke on a joke. 

Implicated in this episode: Humphrey B. Bear, Marco Bresciano, Socceroos, Blackheart and Sparrows, Virgin Wines, Gary Ayres and Grant "Full of Beans" Denyer. 

Nick and Dec add a touch of class for the penultimate gig at Bella Union. With a special guest appearance from The Cullen Brothers. Thanks to one of the great comedy singers, Steven Gates, for playing with us and thanks to everyone who came along. 

A few plum keychains were left after the gig. Grab them here. 

Declan proves that once and for all the war on drugs was  systematic failure. In fact it should have just been called a war on poor people. 

The Cali Cartel Wikipedia Page

Tickets to the Sweetest Plum Live on October 20  

Donate $5 for a Patented Plum Branded Leather Keychain 

Beware black crows. And magpies. And plovers. And whatever the hell bird Declan was talking about. And beware parking anywhere near Geoffrey Edelsten. 

To grab one of the leather Plum keychains donate at this link... 

www.thesweetestplum.com.au/donate/

Live from the Basement, Nick and Dec ask themselves, "Why aren't we filming this?"

Individuals implicated this week: Ash Williams, Pat Cash, Warwick Capper, Mark Webber, Karl Stefanovic, and Eddie McGuire.