The Swollen Goat

Have you ever cut yourself so bad you thought you may pass out? Smashed your finger with a hammer maybe? Stepped on a nail? Those situations are horrible for sure, but it could be worse. You could have fallen two miles out of the sky or got your entire body pulled through a 5" hole. Quit whining about your bew bew and listen to the stories of the people that survived these horrific accidents.

We have all heard the Noah's Ark story and Daniel & the Lion's Den & David and Goliath. We hear the same stories over and over until they are drilled into our brains. These are inspiring bible stories, Hopeful stories. We rarely hear the other stories in the bible. Stories about burning foxes and mass murder and boiling babies. Maybe we should. They are not really good for selling the product but......

There are so many things on our list of things to do before we die. Maybe some of these Festivals from around the would can make YOUR list.

What would you do if you were kept in a cage your whole life and saw an opportinity, or you were just swimming along and saw a delicious morsel just floating there in front of you? What if somebody punched you in the nose for no reason? What would you do?

Are exorcisms real? Are they just an unfortunate combination of illnesses? Is it demons, devils and boogeymen? Is the catholic church and crazy parents to blame? Lets look at one sad case that makes you question the whole thing.

Even the Goat screws up sometimes and since Rodney and I are not in the studio this week we decided to let you guys hear some of the stuff that hits the cutting room floor.

What is that thing we call the moon. What secrets does it hold. Why are we not all Werewolves?  Why does it ring like a bell, my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling!  These are all logical questions...….right?

Cannibalism. The human (in cannibal circles) is called the "Long Pig" and is said to taste like pork. It is also said to drive you mad. True? Lets find out.

We discuss porn statistics from around the world. What do people from Wisconsin like? How about Florida? Russians? This episode finally answers the burning questions you have all asked. Who likes what?

Thousands on climbers attempt to summit Everest each year. Not all are successful, not all make it back.