We hear all about my new microphone and how ridiculously excited I am. We also hear all about Mr Flange having a nap, losing a door, finding a large hole and being thwacked by Mrs Flange. Oh dear Mr Flange.

We hear all about my eye. I go on and on about it. We hear how amazing the NHS are. I tell a story about Furry Feet, Clarence or Cedric or Cecil and a Magic Bone. The usual chaotic noise ensues. Well I enjoyed it anyway.

I sing Henry, Lorna, Al & Andria a Happy Birthday song with gusto. We hear about the donkeys Frank, Bernard, Brian and the bright, bastard, Bertie Bunny.

We hear about Shelley the mystics birthday and I sing a birthday song. Timbo and Mopsy return and sniff at a crack. Lots of silliness ensues.

We hear all about Percy shitting through the eye of a needle and Prunella winning a big hairy coconut. Lucky Prunella!

We meet Mr & Mrs Flange's daughter Fanny who is a right little madam. We also meet a strange old woman who lives in a queer cottage. Is she a witch?? Is Fanny going to get a slap?? Find out in this thrilling episode!

We meet Mr and Mrs Flange. Mrs Flange wants to bake a cake and sends Mr Flange to the shop. Naughty Mr Flange.

Mopsy is introduced to Timbo in the nursery. Lots of fun ensues.

Bells, Ethel Merman, Timbo and Mopsy, some children, pussies and sweeties. Happy Christmas 🎄🎄

I try to butch up. I have a flu jab and scare a nurse. We meet Matthew of the lovely shoes. I scare him as well.