I shamelessly plug BARATANAC, DJ Swales first novel. Twice. I sing a song about a rabbit pie. We discover that Valium makes me sing and imagine that I am Britney.

We hear ALL about my Birthday. I have a little drinky, open my cards and look for questionable videos in my in-box.

I sing a birthday song for Jill and warily tread the moist juice path. I can't remember a single song with seventeen in the title and ask if Morrissey is a miserable git.

We learn of a bed injury and a bag of frozen peas. We try not to upset the postman. I go on a bit about lockdown and try my American accent again.

The Copper Family give a concert in the village. Lots of screaming. We learn about Corris, Michael Jackson and sex. There's a row.

We learn of my bladder tribulations, my tempting fate, trying exercise and reading a leaflet. Heady stuff.

We assist a distressed woman in the supermarket and learn of my gay dolphin adventure. l sing a carol and the mysterious nurse appears on the drive.

We hear about Instagram, the Covid rules, another spiritual event and Cynthia & Debbie are engaged.

We learn about Bernard wanting to be called Phyllis, Doreen getting upset and Debbie having a boyfriend called Cynthia.

I sing an episode 10 song and have a bad day. I go for a walk with a ghost. Debbie returns!