Season 2 of Tea Gxrls is in effect... We're doing RHOA!!

Don't come for me because I'm only bring out episode 5, just know I'll be posting every Thursday.

Are we just making up stories because, Gene Simmons, Prince and NBA star!!!

Ahhh 5 months hello!! Season 11 has come to an end and what a way to round it out, Celebrating Chinese New Year because we all need to start the new year with the right foot. Let us start with the fact that Dorito's kids be telling her don't mix brands Gucci and Louis only if you in .. well as Travis Scott says "A Place you cannot go". Erika collects herself with a monologue she things will gain her an #EGOT "I'll remember those who were with me & who was against me". All Crystal wanted to know was if she can keep it together at her event. Kathy is designing/building a new mcmansion in #BelAir, Sutton relives that newly married feeling as she's swept off her feet and carried into "not" her new 53 million home. Kathy is giving us lampshade or is she telling us this is her shade hat - at this point, lets not question it! The Awesome foursome get together for a kiki and last dinner. Shocker EJ can't remember her own stories, Dorito has to throw the lifesaver and EJ replies with do you want to get socked. Hold on now no need for the violence we know you live in Surburbia. Garcelle goes on a tailgate date, we'll say it - it was lame, no HUNKY Dory just forgettable Dory! The spirit stick has mended the relationship between Crystal and Sutton and we're happy. But not as happy as seeing Mrs Tina and Marshall turning up to celebrate Chinese Year, so adorable. Kathy brings a guest Elliot Mintz, Lisa's BFF. Also we're with Garcelle, not feeling Rinna's wig. Could Denise be coming back by way of Garcelle?? Sutton arrives and EJ turns the other cheek for some candy - wowww. Kyle missed the memo on the drums, Rob provides a speech and we're like someone listens to their wife attentively. Sutton tries to make amends with EJ, but silence takes over, like bruh #GTFO . In the end, the all knowing Kathy reunites EJ and Sutton. Boom bow that's that folks. Season 11! Lets go 4 part REUNION

Dumped it right in my mouth, spit don't swallow - usually those are the words that are used when on a wine trip, but the #RHOBH ladies had other ideas - like EJ's ALLEGED story. Oh yeah it's bad, Tom's cataracts exploded during the burglary - like what mate? Sutton isn't here for the shenanigans and is putting up her mantle as #FancyDrew and letting the Scooby Gang solve it for once. Kathy decides to dip and go for a massage - I think we now understand why Kathy is the way she is, Barbie commercial + golf ball, you see where I'm going with this!  EJ seems to think even though Tom has done good in the world other people should step up and it give an arm and leg too.. Even EJ's son has had enough of her Disaster 43 movie of a life (cause its a parody at this point). Also we see EJ flip a switch at the dinner, and decides to be cordial and pay a compliment to Sutton (Ahhh hello xanax is that you, somebody call security we might have a situation). Kyle thinks a cat has caught Sutton's tongue, but we're all taken back by EJ's switcharoo. Meanwhile all the gals except Sutt and Garcelle are enjoying this dystopian charade. Seems a bit phony - we agree Garcelle! Confessionals proves our suspicions and our statement that in fact EJ is a stone faced liar. Crystal and Lisa decide on yoga in water - dumb - also found out its Crystals birthday. A real friend would know that hey Rinna (just saying). Lawyer tells EJ's she's so courageous, alright blow it up your (redacted). To end the evening a boat ride, a private chef, a game of never have I ever and peace offering between Crystal and Sutton. Also Kathy you a lil nasty freak aint ya! 

Look it all went downhill after we heard 'The Lady'. Basically Mrs Hilton decided to plan a girls trip to Hotel Del Mar. Kathy calls Dorit to understand the situationship between her and Garcelle. To which Kathy has no interest in understanding ha ha. Anyway the ladies create a convoy at Kyle's house ready for the road trip - separate cars please because global warming. Kathy can't find her bag with her phone and she also doesn't know how to check her gas - ay dios mio! Ring Ring Kyle can you call the "Lady" to bring my phone and bag to 405 and Sunset Drive. ooohhh chil'. Sutton heads to the ER because her ankle is all Black and Blue, the rest of the ladies enjoy a pop up picnic and a show provided by the local seals. EJ drops another bombshell and uses the word 'ALLEGEDLY" to which we all gasp in horror (its almost Halloween). Sooo you're saying you lied ? Why do you have beef with Sutton then? so confused. Fentyway Garcelle arrives and lil mis Sutton is wheeled up to her room - its Black History month give her a break y'all. We find out that Sutton offered EJ a loan after the "DIVORCE", I mean that seems really small town of her, hey? A dinner is set, and basically EJ DGAF about Sutton! Garcelle is broken down like a horse, to satisfy the emotions and egos of the women around the table - because being the straight shooter with the direct honesty hasn't been heard or seen (I'm praying at this point because Jesus done wept). Just a mess y'all. The next day the ladies enjoy a sound bath, and then ping google alert/ Tom Girardi's brother is named the conservator for his estate and well for Tom. Because of his alleged dementia. EJ calls on Lisa and Kyle to discuss the page 6 article, and wait it for it - yep she's about to have a nervous breakdown!

Ahh sis said what!! Pretty sure Kathy thought there was an extra guest at the dinner party named Sue. Fingers were put in faces, bells were rung it was a mess. Lets also mention the time out and take a breath moment, you know the one where a child has a tantrum and you need them to calm down.... The Ooosaaa did not work here because EJ gave a threatening PROMISE! Sutton was like I'm out, you can keep that promise to yo self and ya mumma! Kyle and Sutton meet up at Bonhams. Basically where dreams go to die for people who have less than 1K in their bank account. Air quotes were pulled out, and rightfully so, because Kyle you were disrespecting a beach and acting like a SIMP! Moving on we're still waiting for Dorit to finish her toast to PK. ummm thanks PK for the crisis management lecture?! Yes raunchy posts of [redacted] lingerie were posted by EJ and yes the captions were off target and yes brand reputation is important. But the heaux needs money to keep the humble abode and Dyson. Sak Passe  yess we live for the Haitian Dinner Party! Yess Garcelle give those fakers some real seasoned wholesome food. Dorit needs to learn the difference between a joke and a jab. Also gurrlll you is petty for dropping the Yellow Gucci Pants, mama *Chefs kisses* for that moment.