The Tear-able Adventures of the Janderson Breffords Parchment Company

An Unruly teen! A Breath of Fresh Air! A Confrontational Flock!

Steel your hearts and your minds, dear listeners, for our brave heroes are up against their most dangerous foe yet: the disillusionment of our city's youth! Yes, who would have thought our beautiful prosperity festival could have set alight such passions? And who would have guessed that our city guards still haven't gotten rid of all those geese?

Once again it falls to four unqualified parchment company employees to save Yamir City. But with mutant geese closing in around them, they'll have to save themselves first!

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Foul places. Foul smells. Foul… fowls!

The Janderson Breffords Parchment Company Away Team have tussled with the monster goose, chased down the culprit and have him cornered! After all, they have tangled with the terrifying criminal underbelly of Yamir City and come out on top, how hard can it be to travel through its literal underbelly?

That’s right dear listeners, the clues have led our brave adventurers into the sewers. Those maze-like corridors and the denizens within make the stench the least of their problems, but at least they’re free of geese! For now...

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Geese? Geese! GEESE!!

Yamir city is in shambles! Chaos reigns as geese rain from the sky! The guards are overwhelmed, the people have scattered and the Prosperity Festival is utterly ruined! Who can save us from this unprecedented crisis? Why, it's none other than the Janderson Breffords Away Team of course!

Yes, no matter the highs, the lows, the geese or the grime, our plucky little crew will surely step up to the plate to save our city from destruction! That is, if their life insurance policies are in order. They all have families to think about after all!

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Carnivals! Costumes! Terrorism!

Joyous news dear listeners, It’s that time of year again! Yes, Yamir City’s famous Prosperity Festival is in full swing and we’re all so excited to party the day away! The Emperor himself has an important speech to give in the centre circle, so make sure to be there early to secure your spot.

Let’s allow our bumbling heroes a well-deserved day off with their families to share in the continued success and happiness of our great city. The guards are on duty and the whole town is happy so… hey wait… can you see that hooded figure up there?

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Secret pacts! Family meetings! Business proposals!

Idopher’s family has questions. Frankie seeks out business advice. Flynvar returns to the scene of the crime. Karen books in a meeting with the bossgnome himself. Yes, a smoko might be a break, but there's no rest for these hard working adventurers! 

Four lives, forever changed. A city with more questions than answers. A parchment company, bereft of new supplies. One thing’s for sure, dear listeners - there are more tear-able times ahead.

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Secret tunnels! A seedy underbelly! Medium speed chases!

Don't adjust your sets folks! You're right where you're supposed to be. Our favourite nine-to-five parchment workers, however, are not! What should have been a simple fetch quest is turning into a terrifying tussle with the local mafia! But luck could be on the JBPC employees' side, for innocent citizen and legitimate businessman Murphy is here to help! Er... he will help... right?

It's getting close to 5pm and the end of the business day is nowhere in sight! One thing's for sure, dear listeners: Janderson Breffords. Doesn't. Pay. Overtime.

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Bandits! Businessmen! Team-building Exercises?!

Our hapless office heroes are having a field trip they won't soon forget - and its not because of any fun group activities! Armed with naught but their wits and some top-of-the-line parchment, they face down unquestionable danger! Will this mission qualify our adventurers for hazard pay? Can they recover the chemicals? Can they even make it to the end of the workday?

One thing's for sure, dear listeners, they'll have to up-skill in ways they never thought possible if they're ever going to make it home in time for supper!

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Shock! Intrigue! Hazardous Workplace Practices!

An average day at the Janderson Breffords Parchment Company is shattered when dangerous chemicals go missing. Not to worry, dear citizens, for Janderson Breffords II has just the people for the job! A middle manager, a salesman, a factory grunt and a... janitor?! Am I reading this right?

Well, good luck to them! Good luck Yamir City- with that ragtag bunch you're going to need it!

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