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Just 20 days until the Midterm elections and the news is coming fast and furious folks.

Even though I just released Episode #30 with Brad Swail, I have to release another one to keep up with this insane news cycle. Otherwise it’s going to be “old news” by tomorrow.

EPISODE 31 TOPICS:

* Hillary Clinton campaign fined $110,000 by Federal Election campaign for trying to write off the Steele Dossier as legal fees. No investigation or fines into the ACTUAL REAL CRIME coordinated by Obama and Hillary to spy on the Trump campaign.

* Hillary Clinton and many prominent Democrats are 2016 election deniers. Americans are freely allowed to question and deny the results of the 2016 election, because the Democrats lost. But if you DARE question the results of the MUCH CLOSER and WAY MORE SUSPICIOUS presidential election in 2020, you are an insurrectionist who wants to destroy our democracy. Got it?

* Three-way race for Oregon Governor and Nike founder Phil Knight is donating to the two candidates who are NOT running as Democrats. Will any pro athletes cancel their Nike shoe deals to protest Phil Knight donating huge checks to Republicans? Oregon might go from Wokest state in the USA in 2020 to electing a Republican governor in 2022.

* Pfizer and their PR puppets in the media insist: “we never said that our vaccines would prevent you from getting or spreading Covid. You must be imagining things. Stop spreading disinformation.”

* We only have 400 million barrels of oil left in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Biden wants to tap another 15 million barrels. Bloomberg says that would cover one day of oil usage in America. So we only have 26 days worth of oil left in the SPR.

* Democrat political machine will announce a new Trump-related legal issue every 48 hours until the Midterms.

* Democrats want to throw Steve Bannon in prison for six months and fine him $200,000. But Hillary can pay an English spy to write a totally fabricated dossier about Trump that reads as fan fiction, give it to Obama, who passes it to the FBI, who uses the fake dossier to get warrants out on everyone in Trump’s orbit, and….. no charges for Obama, Hillary or the FBI.

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Episode #30 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ features an interview with an Austin legend, iconoclast and hero Brad Swail.

Mr. Swail is a 5th generation Texan who is famous for being the host and producer of ‘The Austin City Councilman’ podcast.

Thanks to his weekly appearances every Friday at 9:30 am CT on ‘The Todd and Don Show’ on KLBJ, Brad’s Q rating in Central Texas has been exploding in 2022.

Brad Swail has conducted dozens of interviews with politicians, journalists and other fascinating folks in 2022.

So Teddy thought it would be cool to flip the script and conduct an interview with Swail Jack City.

This action-packed 50 minute podcast features Teddy peppering Brad with fascinating questions about a host of topics, including the big one:

Hey Brad - Are you sticking with podcasting and media or will you run for political office?

Episode #30 is a special treat for Brad’s many female admirers.

You will get to hear never-before-discussed details about the mystery man who has grown ‘The Austin City Councilman’ podcast into the most respected and beloved political podcast in the capitol of Texas, then parlayed that success into a weekly appearance on the #1 most-listened to morning radio show in Central Texas.

EPISODE #30 TOPICS:

* Brad’s 100% all-meat carnivore diet

* What podcasts Brad listens to and how he stays on top of the news cycle

* Last weekend’s Austin FC playoff game experience and Brad’s dour predictions for Sunday’s MLS playoff match against Dallas

* If Austin renamed the city after Brad for being 100% correct about everything COVID, would he prefer: a) Swailtropolis b) Swail Jack City c) San Franswailsco

* If Leslie Cochran (see below) was still alive, do you think he would defeat Kirk Watson in the 2022 election for next Mayor of Austin by a small margin or landslide?

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Episode XXIX of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ is 47 minutes long and runs through a ton of topics. Episode 29 is accompanied by this 1,700 word substack post.

Let’s go!

EPISODE 29 TOPICS:

* A jury in Connecticut says Alex Jones must pay $965 million to the Sandy Hook parents for lying about the shooting and causing emotional harm to the families. But when a major event happens In today’s social media-driven world, there’s always a rush to judgement before the facts emerge. From Jussie Smollet to the BYU volleyball racism hoax, there are countless examples of politicians, journalists and Twitter blue-checks rushing to judgement and making grand statements before the facts are clear. After the nearly $1 billion verdict was announced yesterday, I flipped to CNN to get their take. A raging pundit on CNN said that (a) it’s a shame we don’t have Debtor’s Prison for civil suits and (b) this verdict sends a clear message about lying. CNN insists that lying that causes harm is not protected free speech. And if you spread these types of lies, you will be punished legally and financially. Great. Let’s start with suing CNN for lying about the vaccines.

* Name one reason why we shouldn’t band together and sue the living s**t out of everyone who lied about the Covid vaccines. Here’s a short list of people we should sue the s**t out of: CDC, FDA, Pfizer, Fauci, the Media and Big Tech. Which event caused more emotional distress for more victims? Alex Jones for initially saying he thought the Sandy Hook shooting was staged (then apologizing a million times and admitting he was wrong)? Or Big Pharma, Big Tech and the Biden regime for LYING that the vaccine prevents you from spreading or getting Covid? People lost their jobs, lost friends, got cut off by family members and uninvited to Christmas over these lies. I think we should file a class action lawsuit against Joe Biden himself. After all, who told a bigger LIE and caused more EMOTIONAL DISTRESS than President Biden, when he said: “We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death for the unvaccinated — for themselves, their families and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm.” If Alex Jones has to pay $965 million for lying about the Sandy Hook shooting (even though he apologized and admitted he was wrong), how much should Biden, Pfizer, the CDC and all the journalists and blue-checks have to pay for lying about the Pfizer gene therapy shot? GAZILLIONS ?

* The inherent flaw with conservative political candidates running for office is that their political campaigns are…. well…. way too conservative. One huge reason why Trump won in 2016 is because he threw out the playbook and ran an unorthodox campaign, using the power of his Twitter account and countless TV interviews to generate billions of impressions. Anyone Republican running for office in November 2022 should be absolutely crushing the competition based on the THREE C’s: CRIME, COST OF LIVING, COVID. If you live in a state like Texas or Arizona that has a large Latino population, you need to recognize that there is a huge political shift going on with Latino voters. They aren’t down with schools being closed for Covid, drag queen story hour in the library, soaring inflation and their kids walking past homeless tents on the way home from school. Republican Jennifer Virden should have a puncher’s chance to be next Mayor of Austin, but she’s just being way too conservative with her messaging, tactics and approach. Virden doesn’t have as much money as Democrat candidate Kirk Watson, but that shouldn’t matter with social media. Jennifer Virden is blowing a golden opportunity to be the next Mayor of Austin.

* Just because you have conservative political values, doesn’t mean you run a conservative election campaign. Especially when most Austin voters are Democrats. Not sure how any Republican in Austin expects to be elected by playing it safe. A bold and aggressive campaign that utilized Twitter, YouTube and other social media platforms to reach specific demographics with targeted messaging about Crime, Cost of Living and Covid lockdowns / mandates could have given Virden a legit chance to win.

* Anytime Russia suffers a military setback, like the bridge to Crimea getting blown up, the media says it’s ‘embarrassing’ or ‘humiliating’ for Putin. However, when Russia retaliates and has success, Zelensky and the media cry “WAR CRIMES”. Seems like a double standard to Teddy. Almost seems like NATO, the USA and their globalist buddies are trying to justify further military action against Russia. After all, Ukraine is fighting this war fair and square. Everyone knows that when it comes to war, each nation must carefully follow the rules.

* Which outcome is worse: (a) Lose war to bitter enemy and surrender your land, money, wives and daughters (b) Get caught breaking “the rules”?

* Forgot to include this link in the last Substack: “Texas bitcoin mining facility made $9.5M by shutting off power”. Quick recap: In July 2022, Riot Blockchain (one of the biggest Bitcoin miners in Texas) made $5.6 million in revenue from minting and selling 275 bitcoin. But Riot made way more money ($9.5 million) that month by shutting down operations at the request of ERCOT. Now it’s twice as profitable to shut down and stop working. Show me a better business model than that, Fannie Mae.

* Millions of Texas households are getting slapped with record-high electricity bills. Austin Energy just told residents that their bigger electricity bills are because ERCOT needs to increase transmission capacity across the grid. They forgot to mention all the Bitcoin miners who moved to Texas in the past 18 months. Texas Bitcoin miners have already submitted applications to suck 33 MEGAWATTS of power from the Texas grid by 2026. The Texas power grid currently supplies about 80 megawatts of power. Can you connect the f*****g dots here? Teddy called this s**t back on May 21.

TEDDY PREDICTED ON MAY 21, 2022:

“I must admit: Bitcoin mining can make the grid stronger.”

“But it’s by force and everyone has to foot the bill.”

“ERCOT and Texas utility companies will be forced to pay for billion-dollar upgrades to the antiquated electric grid to handle the surge in demand created by bitcoin mining data centers.”

“Instead of bitcoin miners footing the bill, the cost for an estimated $4.5 billion in power grid upgrades this year will be shared among all 26 million Texas energy consumers under ERCOT’s jurisdiction.”

“That means 90% of the state’s electricity consumers will be seeing sizable increases in their monthly electric bills.”

* The St Louis Post-Dispatch Editorial Board wrote this opinion piece on the Alex Jones verdict without a hint of irony: “Publicly, maliciously lying in ways that incite harassment and disrupt people’s lives is not a right. It’s defamation, and it’s legally actionable. The fact that Jones’ motivation was personal profit makes it all the more fitting that he faces financial ruin for it.”

* Based on that St. Louis Post-Dispatch editorial, all unvaccinated Americans have a slam-dunk case to sue the s**t out of everyone in the government, the media, Big Tech and especially Big Pharma. Pfizer publicly and maliciously lied. Their CEO said their new mRNA vaccine would prevent you from getting or spreading Covid. Pfizer’s motivation was a massive financial windfall. These malicious lies lead to verbal harassment and attacks against unvaccinated Americans - who lost their jobs and careers, faced financial hardship, lost friends and family members, were ostracized within their industry for making a personal medical decision, and were told by the President himself that they were selfish, stupid a******s who were going to kill everyone’s grandma unless they got injected.

* The Wall Street Journal has a fascinating article on the Gummy Vitamin Industrial Complex. People think they are being “healthy” because they “taking their vitamins” - but these vitamins are loaded with sugar. WSJ interviewed a doctor who said these vitamins are like Halloween candy, and a woman who shared this photo (scroll down) of her daily gummy vitamin regimen. How many Americans with high blood sugar or diabetes swallow multiple gummy vitamins every day? Do they realize there are 3 grams of added sugar in every serving?

* Pretty sure this is the first podcast of Fall 2022 where Teddy did NOT say the phrase “Heating or Eating” when discussing Europe’s energy crisis. Made this meme for y’all to make up for it.

* The CDC says >250 million Americans received their first two Covid-19 vaccine shots. But as of last weekend, only 13 million Americans had gotten their updated bivalent booster shot. What happened to those 237 million Americans who trusted the science in 2021?

* 90 million unvaccinated Americans + 237 million Americans refusing the new shot = 327 million Americans who are done with the Covid b******t

* Still putting the final touches on the Qatar 2022 World Cup Qlusterfuck post. It really needs to get turned into a video. Maybe I can find a creative video maker who doesn’t treat deadlines like a Category 5 hurricane treats an offshore wind turbine located 22 miles off the Galveston, TX shoreline.

* Episode 29 of this fascinating 49 minute long episode of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded on October 13, 2022 at approximately 1,176 feet above sea level.

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This 80 Minute episode of 'The Teddy Brosevelt Show' was recorded on Friday, September 28 at 6,922 feet above sea level. It’s probably the best podcast ever recorded by an English-speaking mammal.

So why wait seven days to release it?

Blame Apple. Garageband for iPad hated the file size and loved crashing during post-production. Eventually decided that I’d just have to upload the raw file without any dope beats.

No intro or outro beats for you in Episode 28!

Episode 28 breaks down all the major developments that occurred on Clown Planet since Episode 26 (September 15-28).

EPISODE XXVIII TOPICS:

* Final Authority Fact Check (FAFC) confirms that 3 out of 4 Americans with ‘Long Covid’ are woke white suburban women who hate Trump.

* Shocking shooting at a high school football practice in Philly straight outta ‘The Purge’ gets zero coverage. Five players shot and a 14 year old kid killed by five gunmen who pulled up in an SUV and sprayed 64 bullets. This kinda stuff happens between drug cartels in Mexico all the time. Philly has the biggest open-air opioid (fentanyl + heroin) market on the East coast, and it’s a very lucrative trade. Junkies can’t go more than a few hours without snorting, smoking or injecting your product. Meanwhile, woke Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney, the Philly City Council and Soros-backed D.A. Larry Krasner have ushered in a golden age of crime: drug dealing, turf wars, brazen murders, dangerous streets and dozens of overdose deaths every month. The Democrats never, ever mention that THEY were the party who ushered in the ‘Golden Age of Crime’ by using Marxist Mayors and Megawoke City Councils in blue cities like Portland, San Francisco, Austin and Philly to launch the ‘Defund the Police’ era.

* When it comes to anything related to Covid-19, just remember that a ‘conspiracy theory’ is simply another term for ‘spoiler alert’ in 2022.

* U.S. Latinos share the same primary values that got new Italy Prime Minister Georgia Meloni elected last month - God, Family, Country.

* Imagine what will happen when Hurricane Ian’s son or daughter rolls through the Galveston, Texas shore next decade after that 500,000 acre offshore wind farm gets built. Do you think thousands of spinning wind turbine blades will hold up well in Category 4 or 5 winds?

* Europe’s “Heating or Eating?” energy and cost of living crisis is spiraling out of control. Putin has personally hiked up their electric bills by >500% since January 2022. And now that businesses and factories are shutting down, people are losing their jobs - right before Santa Claus and Jack Frost get here.

* NY TIMES: ‘‘Crippling’ Energy Bills Force Europe’s Factories to Go Dark -

Manufacturers are furloughing workers and shutting down lines because they can’t pay the gas and electric charges”

* Total Qlusterfuck awaits the 2.5 Million Fans heading to the 2022 Qatar World Cup next month. Imagine Fyre Festival and Woodstock ‘99 times infinity under Sharia law. No swearing! No shorts! No booze! No jorts!

* Any man who dares to bro hug their buddy in public can expect to spend a minimum of three years in Qatar prison. If you perform this act while wearing cut-off jorts, expect to spend the next decade behind bars.

I’m serious dude. In Qatar, you will get thrown in the slammer for swearing, wearing shorts, and being gay in public.

I wouldn’t worry too much though. I hear them boys over in the Middle East treat all jort-wearing Americans real good in prisons.

Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaal good.

* Way, way, way WAY more is coming your way on the longest episode in TBS history.

Episode 28 of this blockbuster 80 minute long episode of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded late Friday afternoon on September 28, 2022 at 6,922 feet above sea level.

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Get ready for the best episode in the history of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’. We’ve got 32 days until the most important Midterm elections in the history of the United States of America.

With all the major domestic and international developments that have transpired since the last show 23 days ago (Jordan!), this podcast will be a rapid-fire ‘PTI’ format, touching on a dozen different topics.

Without further ado - let’s go!

Topics Discussed on Episode 27 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’:

* Best analysis I’ve seen of the Nord Stream 2 pipeline sabotage is from Monkeyworx. The CIA warned Germany this summer that something bad was going to happen to the pipeline. Back in February, U.S. president Joe Biden promised he would take down the pipeline: “If Russia invades – that means tanks or troops crossing the border of Ukraine again – then there will be no longer a Nord Stream 2. We will bring an end to it.” Who did it and why? You aren’t allowed to ask questions. Please ignore this brilliant analysis from Monkeyworx - which shows U.S. military jets flying in the immediate vicinity of the explosions at the exact time the pipeline was sabotaged. WTF is going on here?

MONKEYWORX ANALYSIS:

“Why would the United States take out this pipeline? Reason - because it is a very large source of revenue for Russia and the sanctions to date have not worked, in fact, they have backfired on the United States.”

“Also, note the timing as Poland and Norway announce a new Baltic Pipeline just days after the sabotage and the EU has secured a deal with Israel going forward so they will no longer rely on Russia for the gas and oil. We simply waited until everything was shored up and made our move.”

* Tucker Carlson had the audacity to ask if the USA might be responsible for blowing up the pipeline. He was immediately attacked by Biden’s PR puppets in the American news media as a traitor who is spreading pro-Putin propaganda. But everything Tucker said makes perfect sense: “If you are Vladimir Putin, you’d have to be a suicidal moron on to blow up your own energy pipeline. That’s one thing you would never do. Natural gas pipelines are the main source of your power and wealth, and most critically your leverage over other countries. Europe needs your energy, now more than ever with winter approaching. If you can’t deliver that energy, then countries like Germany have no need to pay attention to what you want.”

* Back in July, Teddy predicted that Joe Biden’s team would pursue (a) student loan forgiveness and (b) federal marijuana legalization before the Midterm elections to swing votes. Today, Biden pardoned all federal offenses of marijuana possession, and encouraged governors in all 50 states to do the same. CNN reports that “the President will task the Department of Health and Human Services and Attorney General Merrick Garland to ‘expeditiously’ review how marijuana is scheduled under federal law, the first step toward potentially easing a federal classification.” As I’ve said on the podcast many times, I believe marijuana prohibition should have ended a long time ago. And most Americans in 2022 agree with me. It’s the timing of the announcement (only 32 days before the Midterm elections) that screams ‘bold-faced election ploy’. Remember when Biden bribed Georgia voters with $2000 checks if they voted for Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff? How would you like $10,000 of your student loans forgiven? Same thing here, but with weed.

* Looks like Elon’s Twitter deal might finally happen. In the meantime, Twitter will do their best to swing as many votes to their fellow Democrats as possible, with the full U.S. launch of their crowdsourced fact-checking program known as Birdwatch. What exquisite timing - just in time for the Midterms! Wonder if there will be any “right wing” twitter users checking these facts? Elon better close this deal soon!

* Teddy is launching his own fact checking service in Q4 2022: Final Authority Fact Checkers (FAFC). We are the final authority on all facts. Why? Because we say so, fuckface. That’s why. If you don’t agree, that sucks for you, since WE are the undisputed FINAL AUTHORITY on checking facts. It says so in our name. Get your facts straight.

* Joe Biden took a trip to Saudi Arabia about 80 days ago, begging them to produce and release more barrels of oil. This week, Saudi Arabia (the defacto leader of the OPEC+ cartel) and the other OPEC+ countries announced they will instead by cutting production by 2 million barrels per day. In response, Joe Biden announced that the USA will release another 10 million barrels of oil from our Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Russia and the OPEC+ nations will get a healthy profit increase, as American consumers grapple with the rising price of everything. Biden and NATO’s ill-conceived economic sanctions against Russia have completely backfired and are instead punishing American and European citizens with soaring gas, electric and energy bills. Way to go, Joe!

* The FBI released their 2021 national crime statistics this week. But since only 65% of police precincts submitted crime data, the FBI had to guesstimate the crime stats for the other 35%. Kind of a big deal, considering that the FBI didn’t get any crime data from California, New York or Florida. They didn’t receive any reports from New York City or Los Angeles. Phoenix submitted data for only one month, and Chicago for only six months. The top issues for American voters heading into the midterms are: the economy / inflation and crime. But our government cannot even provide us with accurate crime stats. I’m kinda shocked they didn’t blame Covid for the lack of data. Instead, the FBI says the lack of data is attributed to migrating to a new crime stats reporting system. This new system is supposed to provide us with more detailed data. Hypothesis: The new system is incredibly time-consuming to enter reports (since it’s supposed to generate way more details). Police units from coast-to-coast are short-staffed and facing major recruiting issues. Major cities like Seattle, Portland and Austin are under-staffed by several hundred officers. They barely have enough police in Austin to respond to emergency 911 calls in a timely fashion. Do you think that America’s over-worked police officers have enough time to sit down and enter detailed a crime report in this new system for the FBI database? Since the FBI is totally compromised and now works as Biden’s gestapo, I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that this new crime reporting system was intentionally designed to be a long and laborious pain-in-the-ass, making it difficult for cops to have enough time to submit their reports. Also, many citizens in super woke cities like San Francisco and Portland stopped calling the police to report crimes, since their radical Marxist Soros-backed D.A.’s refuse to prosecute criminals and there aren’t enough police around to investigate who sawed off your catalytic converter or pooped down your chimney. This FBI report proves one thing: the most effective way to lower crime statistics is by not submitting any crime data in the first place.

* The January 6th committee has scheduled yet another hearing for October 13th. They have been meeting for the past 14 months. Of course, they scheduled one more big October Surprise show trial before the Midterm elections.

* Traitor Joe says Hurricane Ian settled the debate on climate change. Michael Shellenberger’s substack shows that Biden and the media are lying their asses off to push their hysterical climate agenda. Shellenberger: “The increasing cost of hurricane damage can be explained entirely by more people and more property in harm’s way.”

* New York AG Letitia James files a $250 million civil lawsuit against Donald Trump. Took her three whole years to investigate Trump and she didn’t find evidence of a single crime. Meanwhile, actual crimes committed by real criminals have exploded in New York state under her watch. Keep in mind that it was up to the banks to decide whether Trump’s balance sheet was legit or garbage. Banks seem to think Trump’s financial ledgers look legit, otherwise how would he keep getting massive loans to buy skyscrapers and golf courses? New York will lose tens of millions in annual tax revenue if Trump moves all his companies to Florida. Politically motivated witch hunt that Teddy predicts will be dropped or thrown out after the Midterm elections, during the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.

* The media says Russia is getting beat badly by Ukrainian troops this week. But since the war began in February, Russia has added 100,000 square kilometers of territory and has absorbed 8.5 million Russian-speaking people. Russia’s oil and gas industries are more profitable than ever, and the Russian Ruble is at a seven year high. And of course, Putin enjoys huge leverage over Europe, as they depend on Russian fossil fuels to survive. Russia has strengthened their ties with China, Saudi Arabia and Brazil during the conflict. This doesn’t sound like losing to me.

* If you enjoy watching documentaries about major events that turned into massive dumpster fire infernos like Fyre Festival and Woodstock ‘99, you only have a couple weeks left to contact farmers in Nebraska to secure a few bushels of corn before the ‘Mother of All Dumpster Fires’ (MADF) kicks off in Qatar on November 20th.

Wait until you hear about the wonderful fan experience that awaits attendees of the 2022 Qatar World Cup. English soccer hooligans in the Middle East under strict Sharia law. What could go wrong? Teddy will have a substack and podcast dedicated exclusively to the World Cup nightmare that awaits the 2.5 million idiots who bought a ticket to this bona fide blimp factory fire.

Episode 27 was recorded on Thursday evening, October 6th.

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Back again with Episode 26! Teddy breaks down the latest current events transpiring on Planet Clown during a jam-packed 75 minute Episode XXVI.

The events of the past few weeks while Teddy has been off the mic totally confirm that Teddy has been 100% right about EVERYTHING for two straight years.

Episode 26 Topics:

* NY Times hack Thomas Friedman wrote this article ‘Putin Will Make People Choose Between Heating and Eating This Winter’ about 3 months too late. Friedman is now loudly warning the greenies that the infrastructure simply is not in place to make this rapid shift from a reliable petroleum-based economy to a green new nightmare that fueled by wishful thinking. Teddy was saying this “Europeans will have to choose between heating and eating” line all summer.

* The FBI saves Democracy from darkness by surrounding My Pillow guy Mike Lindell at a Hardee’s drive-thru in Minnesota and seizing his cell phone (which surely had the nuclear codes on it).

* With the AMTRAK railroad strike coming up on Friday, we might get to join our European allies this winter in choosing between heating or eating. How’s that Build Back Better working out for ya? The AMTRAK strike is going to impact EVERYONE. Everything that doesn’t get delivered by truck, gets delivered by rail. This is about way more than passengers. This is about deliveries of coal, livestock feed, cars, machine parts, and anything else you can imagine to keep our society moving.

* Joe Biden’s speech in Philadelphia proves that Biden is way beyond incompetent. This guy is a straight-up a*****e. Where are all the Democrats denouncing this demagogue and the creepy dark red imagery? Just imagine the reaction if Trump gave a speech (any speech) in this setting.

* Gazprom turned off the natural gas pipeline for “repairs”, big shock. The West can weaponize the financial system and send hundreds of billions in military and financial aid to Ukraine…. but PLEASE, pretty please, Mr. Putin, please don’t turn off our gas. Wait, you mean Russia is shutting off our gas for real? FIRST PUTIN HIKES PRICES, NOW HE IS WEAPONIZING WINTER! What does he think this is…. a WAR?!

* Are you suffering from stress or depression due to the constant gaslighting and negative news? Get out in NATURE. Find a mountain far away from artificial lights and go look at the Milky Way Galaxy in all its glory. Nature is healing.

* Do you know four out of five kids born today will NEVER see the Milky Way galaxy with their own eyes? If you live anywhere near a city, you can only see a couple dozen white pinpricks in the dark sky. Yet every single night, the majesty of the Milky Way galaxy is on full display (weather and moon permitting). Teddy guarantees that being totally disconnected from the stars, planets and immensity of the universe is having a negative impact on the way we view ourselves and our place in the universe.

Teddy had the lucky opportunity to view the Milky Way galaxy in all its magnificent splendor at the Grand Canyon last week, and it was a jaw-dropping experience.

Stargazing at the Grand Canyon actually overshadowed seeing the sunset and sunrise at one of the Seven Wonders of the World.

Here’s a satellite map of North America at night. This image shows how bad the light pollution is when it comes to stargazing and viewing the galaxy in its full glory.

Anyone east of the Mississippi River is screwed when it comes to seeing the Milky Way.

The vast majority of Americans live in areas of the country that have completely lost pristine views of the night sky.

Seeing the galaxy, stars and planets on a regular nightly basis has inspired us since the dawn of civilization. Do you think it’s a good thing or bad that most Americans will never see the Milky Way galaxy during their lifetimes?

Imagine going to heaven at age sixty and telling some old-timers that you spent 21,900 days on Earth and NEVER got a chance to see the stars in their full glory?

If you were an alien from a distant planet, I’m pretty sure your FODOR’s guide to Earth would list “SEE THE MILKY WAY GALAXY AT NIGHT” as the #1 thing you’ve gotta do on your trip.

“Why did not somebody teach me the constellations, and make me at home in the starry heavens, which are always overhead, and which I don't half know to this day?”

– Thomas Carlyle

Our natural lightscapes are filled with THOUSANDS of visible stars every night. A city-slicker would be totally shocked. The Milky Way is bright enough to silhouette the clouds of gas and dust running through the center of our galaxy.

It’s called the “galactic interstellar medium”, and seeing it with the naked eye is stunning.

Most folks think it’s a great night for stargazing when they can spot the Little or Big Dipper.

But when you get far away from city lights and go up a few thousand feet in elevation, you can see things with the naked eye that I thought were only visible in a planetarium.

Google these and you’ll understand what I’m saying:

* Cygnus Dark Rift

* Northern Coal Sack

* Prancing Horse

* Scutum Star Cloud

* Sagittarius Star Cloud

Teddy will have more information on the stars, the Milky Way galaxy and light pollution in a future episode.

NOTE:

This episode was so long (75 minutes), I couldn’t figure out how to get Garageband to extend it past 2000 bars. So the very last couple sentences got chopped off. Don’t be mad. The show was almost over anyway. Will be back with another episode soon.

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Back again after a much-needed hiatus from Clown World doomscrolling - it’s time for Episode XXV of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’!

Episode 25 was the first (and probably the last) show to be recorded outdoors. Thought it would be cool to record Episode 25 near a van down by the river. During post-production, however, I discovered why most folks record podcasts inside. Way less ambient noise from chickens, roosters and rustling leaves.

EPISODE 25 TOPICS:

* Joe Biden announced $10,000 student loan forgiveness program that will cost taxpayers $300 billion. I thought buying votes was illegal in the United States. But it seems like Joe Biden is granted immunity from this law.

* Remember back in January 2021 (with control of the U.S. Senate hanging in the balance) when president-elect Joe Biden guaranteed that $2000 stimulus checks would be sent “immediately” if Georgians cast their votes for Democratic candidates Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff in the run-off election? Biden also warned voters that "those checks will never get there" if they voted for the two Republican incumbents (Sen. David Perdue and Sen. Kelly Loeffler). That sounds like buying votes to me! Vote Democrat in January 2021, and get you free $2000 stimulus check immediately. Vote Democrat during the November 2022 midterms, and we might just forgive the rest of your student loan balance.

* California will prohibit the sale of new gasoline-powered cars by 2035. Start saving for your $65,000 electric vehicle now. Make sure you put aside $10,000 for maintenance and repairs, since you won’t be able to do-it-yourself with these vehicles.

* The new bivalent Covid vaccine sounds super safe. With this newly updated formula, you only have a 1 in 1000 chance of having “temporary one-sided facial drooping (Bell’s palsy)”. Just like Justin Bieber! This new mRNA Shot also features warnings about myocarditis, pericarditis and capillary leak syndrome flare-ups, which cause fluid leakage from small blood vessels, rapid swelling of the arms and legs, sudden weight gain and low blood pressure. Roll up your sleeves, suckers!

* CNBC should be deplatformed and permanently banished from the internet after posting this article: ‘Do Americans Have a Vitamin D Problem?”. CNBC insists that it’s “irresponsible to even test patients for vitamin D deficiencies”. And don’t even think about taking Vitamin D supplements. You might overdose and put yourself in danger. Want proof? CNBC reports that some guy in England was taking 150,000 IU’s of Vitamin D per day, and it didn’t go well for him. Who could have imagined that swallowing an entire bottle of Vitamin D pills every 48 hours might not be an effective health strategy?

* CNBC claims that it’s “irresponsible” to test for Vitamin D levels, and you should wait until you start breaking bones during simple activities before you consult your doctor. I’m totally serious. CNBC interviewed a doctor that actually said: “If you’re breaking bones during simple activities, experiencing bone pain to the touch or feeling enough muscle pain or weakness to keep you from being able to comfortably get out of chairs, you should consult your doctor about a potential vitamin D deficiency.”

* China announced it has started geoengineering rain to alleviate drought conditions. China has already started seeding clouds using silver iodide rods to induce rainfall. Check out our two-part series on the harmful ramifications from Geoengineering in Episode #14 and Episode #15, with special guest Blue Canaries.

* During Episode 24, I said I would be focusing this podcast back towards national and world news. But I had to comment on a couple major stories that have happened in Austin over the past 20 days since I’ve been away. Three people shot or stabbed to death on Sixth Street, along with a dead body discovered by a horrified jogger along the Town Lake hike and bike trail at 6 am yesterday morning and another body found in Zilker Park this morning.

* Plus Awful Austin Mayor Steve Adler joins the advisory board of Pacaso, a so-called ‘Prop Tech Unicorn’ that is doing a tremendous job of pissing people off from coast-to-coast. Everything Teddy ever said about Mayor Adler over the past two years was 100% accurate and way too mild. Pacaso is the shadiest, greediest company in America. Mayor Adler a greedy, selfish jerk who ruined one of the cleanest, safest and most affordable cities in North America.

* Kudos, props and shout-outs to Austin heroes Brad Swail (host of ‘The Austin City Councilman’ podcast’) and Clinton Rarey (best candidate for Austin City Council District 1)

* Much, much more on everything that has transpired since the last episode was posted three weeks ago.

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Major announcement on today’s show!

We are returning this podcast back to its originally intended format: covering what’s going on nationally and around the world.

It was never my intention to cover local Austin news on this show. It just sort of happened with the Urban Alchemy story. Next thing you know, I have 4 straight shows about Austin.

I’ve gotten a ton of feedback over the past few days from friends who don’t live in Texas. They love the show and enjoy hearing my takes on what’s going on - but they only have a “mild interest” in Austin news and politics.

I totally understand.

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result.

I feel like continuing to cover Austin news and politics in this Democrat-dominated city would be an exercise in futility and a waste of my precious remaining time on Earth.

After putting in hundreds of hours of research, writing, recording and making videos and doing podcasts about Austin over the past two years, why should I keep going when (a) it’s not making any discernible difference and (b) I could be focusing my energy on other issues that will make an impact?

Do you know what Teddy Brosevelt’s total earnings have been over the past two years of covering Austin politics?

$0 (minus web hosting and domains).

So around negative -$200 for hundreds of hours of work.

I certainly didn’t start covering Austin politics for the income opportunities. It felt like my civic and patriotic duty to speak out against things that I knew in my heart and soul were WRONG.

When I first started back in 2020, I was really passionate about fighting for freedom and trying to make Austin a better place to live.

I’m still extremely passionate about fighting for freedom, truth and justice.

But I’m 100% burnt out on Austin-related issues.

If anyone wants the website AustinTexasTimes.com, I would be happy to give it to someone who cares and will do something with it. You can have everything - the content, theme, design, etc. It’s a WordPress site, so it’s easy to post content.

I’m just done with Austin news. The thought of continuing to cover the corrupt, incompetent crooks who run this clown town makes me nauseous.

Especially after they went ahead and hired Urban Alchemy last week, after all the dirt we dug up on them.

Starting now, we are going back to the original focus on national and international news.

EPISODE #24 TOPICS:

* Judge Maya Guerra Gamble is presiding over the Alex Jones trial in Travis County, Texas. Does she seem like a fair and impartial judge to you, based on this montage of photos from her Twitter?

More on the Alex Jones show trial:

* Did the paralegal for Alex Jones’ lawyer F. Andino Reynal intentionally leak two years of text messages?

* Did you know that Alex Jones’ lawyer F. Andino Reynal was appointed by Eric Holder to be Assistant United States Attorney in the U.S. Southern District of Texas in 2009?

* Do you think Obama and Holder fully vetted Reynal’s background before he was officially appointed?

* If so, do you think they would appoint a liberal Democrat to that position or a conservative?

* Who is ultimately F. Andino Reynal’s bigger allegiance to: Barack Obama or Alex Jones?

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More topics:

* Karl Denninger discovered that the Monkeypox vaccine made by Jynneos has some seriously concerning side effects. How about this: 1.3% of Monkeypox vaccine recipients were reported to have “cardiac adverse events of special interest”. That’s 95 out of 7,093 vaccine recipients having a cardiac issue. No one in the USA has died from Monkeypox. But you have 1.3% chance of permanently damaging your heart with the vaccine. Sound familiar?

* Nancy Pelosi provoked both North Korea and China in one trip. Great job!

* BOEM lies to the Louisiana shrimp industry about these totally worthless giant ocean fans. Don’t worry, they are just going to dig a six foot deep trench on the ocean floor to run all the HVAC cables. The shrimp won’t mind it one bit.

* Dick Cheney endorses Liz Cheney. Somehow Liz thinks this will get people in Wyoming to vote for her on August 13th. Wish we could legally bet on political outcomes in the USA. Might need to fly to London and make some bank.

I need to escape Austin for a few days, clear my head and think about what I want to do next.

But the place I’m going this weekend in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas has shoddy internet, so this might be the last post and podcast for a couple days.

Just need to emphasize and underscore: I’m absolutely going to keep writing on this Substack, recording the podcast and making videos.

I’m more determined than ever to fight for truth, freedom and the American way.

But I need to follow my heart and passion, and my passion for fighting for a better Austin has evaporated. This city is now the San Francisco of Texas. If that’s what the people who live here want, let ‘em have it.

Just look at Portland or Seattle. People stayed silent and ignored the major issues until it directly impacted them. By the time they finally got the courage to speak up, their city is a total disaster and it will take years (if not decades) to fix.

That’s going to be Austin this decade. Guaranteed.

P.S. We will be creating fresh new intro and outro beats for the podcast this weekend. Next episode is a milestone (#25), so we’ve gotta cook up some special beats for that show

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Special edition of the show today!

Austin iconoclast, legend and hero Brad Swail invited Teddy onto the #1 political podcast (‘The Austin City Councilman’) in Austin this morning to discuss my permanent ban from Twitter and a host of other intriguing topics.

Brad was kind enough to share the audio of this morning’s interview, so I could use it for Episode #23.

Topics discussed include:

* Teddy’s Twitter Ban

* Alex Jones show trial in Austin, Texas

* Internal Documents obtained via a FOIA request show how the CDC colluded with Big Tech to deplatform Dr. Naomi Wolf for questioning whether the vaccines might cause menstrual issues.

Dr. Naomi Wolf:

“Shortly after the CDC identified my tweet as ‘misinformation’ I was deplatformed and a global attack from legacy media sought to undermine my reputation.”

“Tweets that I had previously deleted as being poorly worded, were resuscitated and circulated to media in the effort to discredit me. Only Twitter could have retrieved these deleted tweets. I was called ‘mad’ and ‘batshit crazy’ and counter factual.’”

Much, much more on this special edition of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’.

After the past few days, I’m pretty much done with discussing the Twitter ban. We will be exploring totally new topics in the next show.

Back with another regular episode in the next 72 hours.

THANKS FOR LISTENING !!!

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AUSTIN TEXAS TIMES:

“Austin Journalist Permanently Banned From Twitter For Truthful Tweet About Covid”

Do you think it’s good or bad sign for our First Amendment rights (freedom of speech and freedom of the press) when one of Austin’s most prominent multimedia journalists gets handed a lifetime Twitter ban…

For THIS?!?

A major social media company (Twitter) in the United States of AMERICA is kicking a Texas-based journalist off their platform for LIFE for allegedly “violating the policy on spreading misleading and potentially harmful information related to COVID-19.”

No matter what your political affiliation, it is chilling and terrifying that American reporters are being banned from arguably the world’s most valuable platform for journalists.

For tweets that are 100% truthful.

Here are two tweets from the past two months that I successfully appealed after initially getting a seven day suspension.

How is the most recent tweet (below) that earned me a lifetime ban any different than those two (above) - which were successfully appealed?

We are dedicating the month of August to examining everything wrong with America’s industrialized, factory food system.

Forks Over Knives is one of the best documentaries ever made on this subject, and it’s streaming for FREE right now.

You can watch it here.

We will discuss the major topics in this film on a future episode in mid-August.

It could seriously be the most important, life-changing movie you’ve EVER SEEN.

Austin City Council candidate for District One Clinton Rarey sent me an email about this topic.

Mr. Rarey wrote that “I weighed 265lbs in June 2021. Today I weigh 183 lbs.”

We will definitely have Clinton Rarey on the show within the next ten days to share his incredible and inspirational weight loss journey!

Who could ask for a better guest?

Episode 22 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded on Tuesday, August 2nd and delivers some final thoughts straight from the source on Teddy’s totally unfair, absolutely wrong and possibly illegal lifetime suspension from Twitter.

Plus much, much more.

Huge THANK YOU to everyone on Twitter who has joined the “Free Teddy” movement and is denouncing the lying b******s at Twitter for this preposterous lifetime ban.

I won’t forget it!!

Y’all are the BEST

SPECIAL THANKS to all the new listeners over the past few shows! Shattered all previous traffic and download records the past two episodes.

I truly appreciate every single listener who tunes in.

THANK YOU!

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