The Televoid Podcast

If you've ever awoken to find yourself a rich television star, you too know the risks of this week's fourth wall breaking episode on Growing Pains' show within a show: Meet the Seavers. Join your hosts @mauraeand @lafergs along with returning guest @ohseafarer of @britchespodcast to discuss Alan Thicke's consummate professionalism and how great at playing a normal version of himself Kirk Cameron used to be!

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

BIZARRE OPENING CREDITS: youtu.be/gJdg6LKIzJ8

LEO DICAPRIO IN THE NORMAL CREDITS: youtu.be/EtZN52pqtOA

HYDROPHOBIC CHEMICALS: youtu.be/i4J6uC22Hwo

BUB, SUPERFAN: youtu.be/QgmFlB9Isx4

BUB IN STARFLEET UNIFORM: bit.ly/1jCwM7Z

BUB IN HOME ALONE: bit.ly/1RryV46

SIMPSONS DID IT BETTER: bit.ly/1Qjg8qL

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Enjoy a relaxing post-Thanksgiving check-up with Dr. Face-Hands and the cast of the cancelled-in-two-episodes disaster that was Do No Harm. Join your host @maurae and returning guest @closer2fine to give belated thanks to the bizarre twist that made this show partly responsible for Broadway's Hamilton being written.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

UNITED STATES OF TARA'S ALTERS: http://bit.ly/1Xk9MND

DR. HORRIBLE'S RED SCRUBS: http://bit.ly/1XuIEWM

STEVEN PASQUALE'S MANDY PATINKIN: http://bit.ly/1T9e0RB

STEVEN PASQUALE IN BRIDGES: https://youtu.be/UVEkCujOHkg

THE ORIGIN OF DR. FACE-HANDS: http://bit.ly/1Xka3Qu

THAT'LL DO PIG: https://youtu.be/rjQtzV9IZ0Q

THE GOOD SON: https://youtu.be/pP4P-VgcM4s

MUST SEE TV LINE-UP: http://bit.ly/1OjDkoN

WEATHER FORECAST FOR 8/25/88: http://bit.ly/1Snwhux

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Happy Thanksgiving! We celebrated by tearing apart the racist garbage that was Murder, She Wrote! In this episode a bunch of old white people defend their town's land by fighting back against the oppressive Native American man who claims it rightfully his! Also: there is murder. Join your host @maurae and guest @quinivasc to discuss how the hell this show ever got nominated for Emmys. Plural.

This episode literally aired in Murder, She Wrote's Thanksgiving slot. They gave zero fucks.

(Warning: there are references to spousal abuse throughout. Not in depth, but in case you'd like to steer clear.)

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

SUPES RACIST VOODOO EP #1: http://imdb.to/1Qxvppe

SUPES RACIST VOODOO EP #2: http://imdb.to/1Nfn3SQ

QUINIVA'S FAVE EPISODE: http://imdb.to/1I0GTPk

MUUUURDER SHE WROTE: https://youtu.be/2fx7p7TEi6M

GEORGE LONGBOW'S IMDB: http://imdb.to/1kJzhqs

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Time for us to give thanks, once a year at least, for weird shows like this existing. Cancelled after only one season and trying things that were before its time, we watched The Class and are going to have a rare "this is good, you should watch this" episode for us all to take a break and be thankful for. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special guest @crystalleww to discuss the star studded cast and dark comedy that was gone before it started.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

HOLLY GETS WHACKED WITH STOP SIGN: https://youtu.be/UdtR-X5PGjQ?t=13s

THE CLASS CREDITS: https://youtu.be/oYYi0chPTCE

THE CLASS PREMISE: https://youtu.be/7GqGydX2Z5w

THAT CAST LIST: http://imdb.to/1WVBCKB

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Remember the episode of Law & Order: SVU that ended with a monkey in a basketball and Big Boi smuggling tigers? It's hard to pick the worst episode of this show since there have been many a ripped headline and rug pulled, but we discuss one of the zaniest. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @equivocarly to pitch our Empire spin-off starring Fin Tutuola, hero cop, as new CEO of Empire Entertainment.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

L&O SVU THEME: https://youtu.be/rUXGyazvQzk

L&O CRIMINAL INTENT THEME: https://youtu.be/JJMlejvNXuY

L&O TRIAL BY JURY THEME: https://youtu.be/pl12lC-ZeFA

L&O LOS ANGELES THEME: https://youtu.be/kP85px_tZ10

BETTER L&O LA THEME: https://youtu.be/XXvuUp-KY5g

ELIOT STABLER IS TERRIBLE: https://youtu.be/Uq-Ank1HG1Q

FIN > EVERYONE: http://i.imgur.com/sLWD1z3.png

EYE ON THE TIGER: http://i.imgur.com/nT60Yha.jpg

MONKEY HUGS: https://youtu.be/Cp3k3s2kjaA

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Everything is heightened in this week's episode: the length, the guest count, the amount of times a once in a million siring will happen in the span of half a century! It's finally time to take apart a show that's near and dear to our undead hearts, The Vampire Diaries. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs are joined in our #2spooky midnight Halloween Party Special by @itslisae, @rowankaiser, and @galfridian! Pop a bottle of something expensive, we're going to talk about the ridiculous sire bond plot-line, the terribleness of the Travelers, and so much more!

Editor's Note: From 1:20:00-1:30:00 we discuss the way this show neglected to address flagrant sexual assault of a main character. Warning for those who would like to skip that portion, or the episode to avoid the topic.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

AND EVEN HYBRIDS: https://youtu.be/QuhKbXiMzUA

BLUE FOUNDATION'S MUSIC > THAT SEX SCENE: https://youtu.be/8IHFVn0sv14

SHE'S ONE IN A MILLION (OF MISS CONGIENIALITY): https://youtu.be/v-ezVFq9QWc

ELENA'S RED HAIR STREAK: http://bit.ly/1M76XZ3

THE MEMORIAL CHURCH SCENE: https://youtu.be/SrYfVi_B5go

I BING'D IT: https://youtu.be/talcGAOj9YQ

SHAMELESS PRODUCT PLACEMENT: https://youtu.be/XCMlQOwHkjM

LEXI'S STYLE GAME TOO STRONG: http://bit.ly/1PWapZ5

TOM GODDAMN AVERY: http://bit.ly/1HiZ2Cg

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Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? Check your basement drywall and local university's Occult Studies program for stray weirdo professors. It's time for an episode of Stalker. Join your host @maurae and guest @offbeatorbit as we take on the case of bad dads, creepy frat bros, and unrealistic real estate valuations.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

PEPE THE FROG: http://bit.ly/1jDqXbp

SECRET KARATE MASTER: http://i.imgur.com/Ata1RsL.webm

STU MACHER: https://youtu.be/zyVKJXfRm_g

BAD PARENTING 101: http://i.imgur.com/UgVehLW.webm

HOMER SIMPSON BUSHES GIF: http://i.imgur.com/7O2FM6I.gif

EERIE SILHOUETTE: http://i.imgur.com/zEqDPlu.png

CREEPY CHEAP TRICK COVER: http://amzn.to/1GYhEYg

(PRODUCER'S NOTE: Please excuse the slight audio issues. Maura had a head cold while recording and the audio is choppy in parts because the .MP3 file was haunted.)

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Don't sip that chamomile too quickly, you'll get stoned! Witness Whoopi Goldberg exploding into a flock of doves, Teddy Sears almost shirtless and Rachel Taylor wander the streets of New York without shoes on in the terrifyingly bad 666 Park Avenue. Join your hosts @maurae, @lafergs along with guests @as_seenontv & @kgrhymes to discuss the devil himself: Terry O'Quinn.

AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE:

ROSEMARY'S BABY: https://youtu.be/5H5UvaTM4Q4

GHOST: https://youtu.be/bh5b29cM0KA

CHARLIE'S ANGELS: https://youtu.be/lQ_zmoDz56U

VANESSA WILLIAMS W/ PROBLEM CHILD ON UGLY BETTY: https://youtu.be/y71Jlvexsg0

VANESSA WILLIAMS GETS GASSED: http://t.co/6Hs0q3wggN

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We're kicking off our Halloween month with one of the creepiest episodes we've watched for this podcast. The mysteriously hard to find and easy to traumatize episode of Family Matters in which Urkel's evil ventriloquist dummy goes on a murder spree in the Winslow household. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @elenaisawesome to discuss all things Stevil.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

KEY & PEELE'S FAMILY MATTERS: https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI

STEVIL IN ACTION: https://youtu.be/DF7ZwNRiiVg

HARRIET IN THE BOX: https://youtu.be/tHkOyiqoHUM

STEFAN URQUELLE: https://youtu.be/6tMEj8NWYsk

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Hanging out! Past their prime! With not a thing left to do, That 70's Show paired off a stalker with his prey, put a main character into literal retirement and two off-screen, and for some reason kept Josh Meyers around for more than one episode. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs to discuss where it all went wrong and, no, don't blame it on Africa.

AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE:

THAT 80'S SHOW: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo

JACKIE & HYDE HOOK-UP: https://youtu.be/W7h_M63ZBr0

ERIC LEAVES FOR AFRICA: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo

CREEPY FEZ: https://youtu.be/2TvdKQtzzH4

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