The Terrible TV Movie Podcast

The Terrible TV Movie Podcast

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The Terrible TV Movie Podcast episodes

  • A Recipe for Seduction

    In this brand new installment of the podcast, Paul returns with a slew of previous guests and one brand new one!

    They all talk about the best KFC advertisement/Lifetime film they've ever seen and they even do a piece of radio theater involving another beloved food IP in a Lifetime setting!
    All this and advertising a new up-and-coming podcast that Paul has not a thing to do with but was more than happy to show off.
    What are ya waiting for?! GO ON AND LISTEN!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Side Episode: Paul Reads "The Eye of Argon"!

    Due to factors beyond our control, we weren't able to get a new episode ready in time for this week.

    So, to make sure we are still putting out content, enjoy this recording of Paul reading the worst fantasy novella ever written! Full of typos, awful alliteration, and a frustrating narrative. This one almost broke Paul, as well.
    It's not a TV movie but it's terrible!
    So, on brand! Yay! Loophole! Suck it!

    1 hr 47 min
  • Mom's Got a Date With a Vampire

    On this special episode of the podcast, Paul is joined by his forever guest, Emily, to talk about the Disney Channel Original Movie that has them screaming about how terrible these kids are.

    Vampires exist, Van Helsing had several kids, rock-a-billy is debatable, and this mom deserves way better. WAY better. Listen to it before Disney shuts it down! They seem like they'd do that.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Ghost Shark

    On this week's tour of the SyFy Channel wasteland, Paul and his guest, Justin, explore the justice dispensing spectre, Ghost Shark.

    They talk about how many "victims" deserved death and how no one seems to be affected by death. Ghost Shark is a superhero adventure that Marvel and DC could only dream of having in their cinematic universes!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Love, Murder and Deceit (A.K.A My Stepson, My Lover)

    Paul returns with guest, Kenneth, to discuss yet another Mary Lambert film that's so scandalous (and stupid) that it has TWO names!

    In this episode, they talk about how the film moves slower than molasses. The lack of proper dialect coaching. Rich white people problems with their hunky stepchildren. And how a movie becomes so bored with its premise that it turns into a courtroom drama before you can even say, "Is it halfway over yet?"

    1 hr 12 min
  • The Hollow

    We start October with some good old fashioned ABC Family fun! That's right. Paul and guest, Garrett, gush about the flawed but still enjoyable 13 Nights of Halloween original movie.

    It's a Sleepy Hollow adventure that even "High School Musical" couldn't even rip-off properly. Also, Brody is love, Brody is life.

    1 hr 2 min
  • I Do but I Don't

    This week will be a waste of your Life...time. Paul and guest, AJ, assaulted their eye balls with this forgetful Denise Richards "Wedding Planner" rip-off.

    They also theorize that Dean Cain might actually be a serial killer but, worst of all, also a cheater. Even this turd tries to fast-forward itself to the end. The dog was cute, though.

    1 hr 7 min
  • MegaPython vs. Gatoroid

    On the first ever episode of The Terrible TV Movie Podcast, Paul and guest, Kenneth, dissect and praise the SyFy Channel's monster movie.

    The one question that eludes them; Are the monsters actually the leading ladies?

    48 min

About The Terrible TV Movie Podcast

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Shamelessly inspired by “How Did This Get Made”, I turn my attention on small screen cinema. The long forgotten art of the basic cable TV movie.