Paul reads the infamously terrible novella, "The Eye of Argon". Written by a teenager for a local fantasy magazine back in the 70's, Jim Theis's stunningly bad story has been a beloved staple for fantasy enthusiasts around the world. Reading it aloud and trying not to laugh has since become a con favorite game.

Paul and Emily are back at it again to go after more Disney Channel Originals. However, this time around they have to try and push forward through a racist, tone deaf, incomprehensible sports film. WARNING: If you're Irish, you might wanna skip this one. Not just for the content but for Paul and Emily's dumb Irish impressions of the dumb Irish impressions in this movie.

In this come back special, Paul, AJ, Garrett, Justin, and Naheem talk about the wonderfully self-aware 15 minute KFC advertisement. Also, Paul writes his own romantic, suspense thriller with another famous food mascot. Tune in to find out!

Paul and Persephone (PJ) try really hard to stay on topic in this one. We're not lying. This is probably the worst movie of the bunch. Please don't watch it. It sucks so much it should be in porn.

Paul and Emily discuss underappreciated mothers, vampires as metaphors for rapists, ungrateful children, and so much more in the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie episode of the podcast. Get it before it's gone!

Paul and Justin decide that the beach needs an unlikely super hero and who actually did deserve to die in this SyFy Channel shark movie.

Paul and Kenneth are at it again as they are dumbfounded and trying to survive a movie that starts as a bad soft core cable porno and turns promptly into a court room drama. Bad southern accents abound.

Paul and Garrett find out the real hero of this creepy ABC Family thriller is none other than a former Backstreet Boy. Hold on to your heads, kids!

Paul and Alexandra ponder if this Lifetime Movie really is a case of "this bitch is crazy" instead of gas lighting. It's Denise Richards. So you already know the answer to that.

Paul and PJ (or Persephone when Paul's not around) struggle to understand this by the numbers Hallmark film, and how, despite her behind-the-scenes power, Rachel Leigh Cook still ended up getting shit on by the leading man.