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  • Survival of the Thickest | EP 51

    This week is all about survival tactics—how to prepare for inclement weather and extended power outages. We go over basic survival essentials everyone should have on hand to make it through tough times. Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready! 

    We also catch up on the week’s news and pop-culture chaos: the beef shortage, the trade-war with Canada, Callaway’s distasteful G\golf ad, and Enes Kanter’s latest WNBA debacle. 

    Tune in for a mix of useful prep advice and everything else you expect here on The Thick!

    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    Timestamps

    00:00:00 Intro

    00:05:40 Eclipse goin strong

    00:08:57 Tabria bought a car

    00:13:07 Eclipse bringing out the crazies!

    00:14:30 Back stall activity

    00:16:49 Weirdos at the gym

    00:20:43 Mindy’s crash out 

    00:30:50 Mindy’s hair lol

    00:32:25 Jade washed Mindy’s hair

    00:33:56 Recession indicator

    00:39:27 Oh Giveon

    00:41:17 Beef shortage

    00:46:50 Trade war w/ Canada

    00:50:12 Gary, IN still without power

    00:51:18 Nevada wildiire

    00:54:02 Another Black man found hanging from a tree

    00:57:12 Keisha Golden

    01:02:06 Racist Facebook group leaked

    01:05:08 Karmelo Anthony case updates 

    01:08:13 Iran puts $10M bounty on Barron Trump

    01:09:18 Good news

    01:12:52 Jordyn and Karl are married!

    01:14:51 Kacey Musgraves doing the right thing

    01:15:58 Callaway x Good Good Golf ad

    01:18:32 Target minstrel costume 

    01:19:45 Serayah and Joey Bada$$ split

    01:22:49 Spencer Pratt uses Lindsay Clancy trial

    01:26:38 Enes Kanter Freedom

    01:32:14 Disrespect towards studs 

    01:34:46 Question: slurs against men

    01:37:41 Men’s pain vs women’s pain

    01:42:09 Survival of the Thickest - survival prep

    01:59:53 Word pronunciation challenge + children left behind

    02:05:27 Gen Alpha fashion

    02:09:46 Outro


    2 hr 12 min
  • Thick Chat VI | Ep 50

    It’s a Thick Chat week, which means no main topic—we’re letting the conversation go wherever it wants to.

    We’re catching up on everything that’s been happening from Luigi Mangione pleading guilty to Orlando Brown vs. Ray J in the ring.

    We go off on a few tangents and also talk OxyShred, college freshmen spending $20K decorating their dorm rooms, our Halloween plans, and whatever else crosses our minds along the way.

    No theme, just thoughts, with Tabrindy!


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$



    Sources

    1. Trump family crypto firm https://www.axios.com/2026/08/18/trump-world-libert-wltc-wlf-crypto-usda1
    2. US debt approaching $40 trillion https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2026/08/18/us-debt-set-hit-40-trillion-months-earlier-than-expected/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwY2xjawTyGcdwZG9mBWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAGJyaWQRMXdiYkdmSmIyY2JFZm9jUXFzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeNPxIePhg-xppLvzdO6kc1hnA-zwneg03awvQj74NYlYe-vjWfzCmLp0Vu3M_aem_43cji0k2C6tEOYWkOtypjA
    3. US budget deficit at highest level since March 2021 https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/us-budget-deficit-surged-in-july-to-highest-level-since-march-2021.html
    4. July jobs report https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf
    5. Luigi Mangione pleads guilty https://apnews.com/article/luigi-mangione-unitedhealthcare-ceo-postponed-plea-09c039f61c62d2c0e8815ea0189f0522
    6. US Navy ship stuck at sea https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2026/08/13/senator-presses-navy-for-answers-on-uss-abraham-lincoln-deployment/
    7. Quadruple killing murder-suicide in Plant City, FL https://www.plantcityobserver.com/plant-city-police-rule-quadruple-killing-a-murder-suicide-after-three-month-investigation/
    8. Mother and grandmother murder-suicide in Mechanicville, NY https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/mechanicville-police-chief-say-4-children-s-death-22361588.php
    9. Teenage boy kills mother and brother https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/13/massachusetts-teen-killing
    10. Father murder-suicide wife and 4 kids in Kansas https://www.the-sun.com/news/16829112/dad-911-call-reveals-truth-family-shooting-kansas/
    11. House of Horror, missing women found in Philly https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/olney-investigation-eugene-horsch-missing-women-20260627.html
    12. Man found hanging from tree in Raleigh, NC https://abc11.com/post/nc-hanging-death-downtown-raleigh-investigated-suicide-police-say-north-carolina-medical-examiner-taking-case/19692363/
    13. Saudi Arabia, Turkey & Pakistan pledge mutual defense https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/saudi-arabia-turkey-pakistan-sign-joint-defence-deal-amid-regional-turmoil-2026-08-07/

    Timestamps00:00:00 Men, White Lesbians, Studs & The Gays00:06:20 Jill Scott’s concert00:12:42 Toto!00:15:10 Samyra the hit maka!00:16:04 Drew Recap + Jackie Aina PI00:19:32 Peaches bday recap00:22:28 Oxyshred + gym memberships 00:31:25 Donna Briggs 00:33:27 Trump news00:35:39 AMEX reduces credit limits00:36:58 Luigi Mangione pleads guilty00:38:16 US Navy ship stuck at sea for over 250 days00:40:35 Multiple family annihilations 00:44:55 Serial killer found in Philly 00:48:19 Black man found hanging from tree in Raleigh, NC00:51:52 Nolan Wells00:52:40 TikTok will never be the same00:53:24 Karoline Leavitt steps down00:55:17 Mecca Joint Defense 00:56:43 McKenna West surrogacy01:01:43 Good News01:03:57 RIP Hayden Panettiere 01:06:59 Rip Jason Arday01:09:20 Super Bowl LXI on Valentine’s Day + harm reduction01:14:45 Orland Brown vs Ray J01:16:17 Jordin Sparks, Storm Reid & Skai Jackson01:20:52 Ruby Bridges & Amanda Bynes fake pages01:22:52 Climate Change is kickin our ass01:28:06 Reflect Orbital01:33:12 $20k dorm rooms and spoiling kids01:37:40 The average person01:41:41 Halloween 01:46:36 Can you fight??01:56:53 Fighting in the wild 01:59:45 Outro

    2 hr 2 min
  • Everybody’s Phobic | EP 49

    This week, we’re unpacking the TikTok discourse that somehow got even messier than last week! We unpack the conversation around Drew Afualo and ER Fightmaster’s comments on cis and trans experiences of womanhood, and ask who gets to define what a “beautiful” experience of being a woman actually looks like. Then, Jools Lebron’s GoFundMe sparks another debate: when you have millions of followers, is it fair to ask them for money, or is that exactly what community is for? We also touch on biphobia and dating preferences. 

    Plus, the biggest stories of the week: the latest in the Lindsey Clancy trial, Royce White’s WNBA aspirations, Perez Hilton, and plenty more chaos.


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$



    Timestamps

    00:00:00 Intro

    00:01:18 Peaches Bday!

    00:03:24 Happy Fat Tuesday!

    00:05:54 Jade’s Bday

    00:10:10 The microaggressions continue

    00:12:19 Black Lives Matter

    00:16:00 Tasia Fortune

    00:19:37 Todd Blanche confirmed as US AG

    00:20:57 First BW Director of CDC and she’s an opp

    00:23:11 We are in a surveillance state 

    00:24:26 You don’t have to report child abuse in Arizona 

    00:27:36 Jesse Butler gets no jail time for sexual assault 

    00:31:28 ICE’s inhumane treatment 

    00:36:34 Puerto Rico experiencing extreme drought 

    00:37:30 FCC ends 39% cap on broadcast TV owners

    00:39:49 Prayers to those affected by earthquake in Colombia

    00:42:06 Lindsey Clancy case

    00:50:38 Good News

    00:53:24 Royce White plans on entering WNBA draft

    00:53:57 The Patriot Games

    00:56:56 Lab grown salmon now available 

    00:58:30 Suisun City, CA cyber attack

    01:00:36 Priority Evac

    01:02:01 Jonathan Majors new movie 

    01:04:49 Abdul won, Islamaphobia rampant 

    01:06:20 Epileptic black girl attacked by white girls

    01:10:46 Perez Hitlon

    01:14:22 Jools Lebron: Should Influencers ask for money?

    01:28:13 Drew & ER: Are cis women offended by trans women’s womanhood?

    01:52:23 Straight women not dating bi-men—Biphobic?

    01:59:54 Question

    02:04:43 Podcast setup

    02:08:57 Outro

    2 hr 10 min
  • No Influencers Allowed | EP 48

    Thickums! We’re going full meta on influencer culture. Did Nara Smith push trad wide content? Is hating influencers a covert way of saying you hate women? Can influencers be oppressed? Should we be going on brand trips with OpenAI? All this along with your news and pop culture catch up this week on The Thick!

    Stay tuned to all the news and mess this week on The Thick!


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    Timestamps

    00:00:00 Intro/Tabria’s injury 

    00:03:20 Dakota Johnson 14 hours

    00:04:34 Field Day

    00:06:38 Mindy’s Odyssey review 

    00:18:00 Karen’s in the wild

    00:25:46 SumCut DJ

    00:28:56 Renaissance party

    00:33:04 Patriot Games

    00:36:50 In-n-Out shooting

    00:38:39 Trump “early access”

    00:42:14 Cuba oil crisis

    00:42:58 Anthropic destroying books

    00:45:15 Nolan Wells updates

    00:59:03 Good News

    01:00:13 Love is in the air a lil bit

    01:03:15 Stop messing w/ Chloe Bailey!

    01:06:14 SpaceX crashes into moon

    01:08:40 Sidney Starr

    01:09:59 Ariana Grande taking a break

    01:15:23 Let’s start with/ Nara Smith

    01:25:54 Levi: hating influencers is a way to hate women

    01:30:17 Nantucket ‘No Influencers’ sign

    01:38:00 OpenAI brand trip

    01:46:36 Shift bidding

    01:57:09 Question: Who would you bring back to help save America?

    02:04:13 Outro

    2 hr 5 min
  • Dead Ass | EP 47

    Hey Thickums! This ep we're talking looksmaxxing and the latest BBL procedure, alloClae (all puns intended w/ the title, haha). We also discuss the possibility of data centers in space, all the water main breaks in LA, and Tabria raves over The Odyssey. Plus, we break down the latest developments in the Lindsay Clancy and D4VD trials, along with the biggest news and pop culture stories making headlines this week.

    Stay tuned to all the news and mess this week on The Thick!


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    Timestamps00:00:00 Modeling is like working in a warehouse 00:05:31 Money does buy happiness00:07:26 Tighten up Tab!00:09:26 Solidcore aint no ho!00:12:31 Wheelchair zoomin’00:13:56 Act on your ideas00:14:49 Mindy’s catchup00:16:37 Tabria glazes The Odyssey00:27:08 Are we nerds?00:28:53 Data centers in space 00:31:04 Canada and Western Europe wildfires00:32:13 Water mains bursting in LA00:33:44 Still at war00:36:16 US & Israel strengthen military relations 00:37:36 Good News: NYC Urban Forest + New Mexico renewables00:41:12 Lebron James joins 76ers00:44:07 Matthew Knowles says new Destin’y Child music otw00:45:39 Nicolandria brekaup00:46:50 Nivea’s Leukemia diagnosis 00:47:27 Naturium’s downfall00:50:28 Bryan Johnson cloned himself 00:53:42 We are living in the future 00:55:41 AI school coming to LA00:59:48 Lindsay Clancy case01:01:57 D4VD’s trial 01:04:57 Looks Maxxing01:07:29 AlloClae01:12:08 Rib shaving01:13:00 Is looks maxing anti black?01:16:36 Being around “normal” people in LA01:23:49 Being chronically present vs chronically online01:28:45 We’re being setv back01:30:22 Pregnant cows & bad food01:35:12 Questions01:50:59 Outro

    1 hr 52 min
  • Does Mother Know Best? | EP 46

    This week on The Thick we’re tackling the realities of  parenting. We break down the Kendra Scott case in Memphis and compare it to the viral TikTok creator ChatterboxClan. We also get into why Black girls get labeled “fast” and the damaging effects the label has on how they and others view themselves.
    As always we get into the latest headlines including developments on the war with Iran, Trump’s election address and the Taylor Farms recall. Plus in Pop Culture, we catch up on Streamer University, the Insecure Reunion Tour, and everything in between.
    Get comfy, lock in and let’s go! 


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$

    2 hr 4 min
  • Consent vs Coercion | EP 45

    Hey Thickums! This week we're catching you up on the latest news and pop culture and then getting into it. For our main convo, we dive into the viral voicemail that's sparked heated discourse online—a man asking a woman for sex on their second date. Where's the line between consent and coercion? Grab your headphones because this one's a lot to unpack.


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our guest @LynleyEilers everywhere


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$



    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00:00 Intro

    00:01:34 Sex sells

    00:03:45 We love a bad movie, I.e. Strung lol

    00:06:50 Is CERN affecting yall?

    00:09:49 Mindy’s new crib

    00:13:27 Tabria’s catch up

    00:16:03 Mindy’s bday catch up 

    00:19:34 The Aunties are fun

    00:25:11 Lindsey Graham’s dead 

    00:26:38 Waze x Israel

    00:28:02 MK Ultra Oversight Committee Hearing

    00:28:37 Lindsey Graham replacement 

    00:31:59 Egyptian aid worker killed by Israeli strike

    00:36:01 Graham Platner withdraws from Senate race 

    00:43:10 Jubilee Checkmate

    00:44:50 Tibetan man self-immolates in protest

    00:46:42 Stand Your Ground case Florida

    00:51:33 Nolan Wells

    00:57:28 ICE murdered 2 people 

    01:00:52 Good News: Upperman Family Endowment

    01:01:39 Bryce and Trinity LI winners

    01:04:47 World Cup updates

    01:07:00 Jay-Z freestyle

    01:10:31 Concerned about Brandy

    01:12:47 Alabama Barker rebrand

    01:15:04 Skai Jackson and Lizzo join Streamer Univ

    01:17:43 Stefon Diggs lawsuit

    01:22:40 Zendaya

    01:25:07 Chris Brown freaked out on stage

    01:33:00 Consent vs coercion…guy who left VN

    01:49:20 Bonnie Blue

    01:53:18 Don’t be afraid to commune w/ others 

    01:54:50 Question: What would be your wealth cap?

    01:59:26 Outro


    2 hr 4 min
  • Thick Chat V | EP 44

    This week, we're back with another Thick Chat! First of all be sure you wish our host Mindy a happy birthday! We're catching up on everything that's been happening—from the latest World Cup action and major Supreme Court decisions to Mitch McConnell uncertain viability. We also celebrate Mindy's upcoming birthday, reminisce about our teens with the B2K and Pretty Ricky Verzuz, and, as always, go off on plenty of side tangents along the way. So get comfortable and come hang with us for another unfiltered conversation. We hope you enjoy Thickums!


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our guest @LynleyEilers everywhere


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00:00 Intro/Tabria’s catch up

    00:06:01 Physically disciplining kids

    00:08:45 Tabria’s big feet

    00:13:47 Mindy’s catch up 

    00:19:17 Jade’s camera 

    00:21:25 Mindy’s shitty situstion 

    00:29:57 Tell Mindy she needs to charge for her parties!

    00:35:48 The Astrology ahead: Baurbalt’s Basket

    00:39:21 Texas required reading from Bible 

    00:41:22 Nancy Guthrie update 

    00:43:28 Trump made $2.2B last year alone

    00:45:25 Great American State Fair

    00:48:54 Trump spoke with AI Teddy Roosevelt

    00:51:29 Supreme Court decisions

    00:56:07 CA partners w/ Anthropic

    00:57:41 Kindergarten savings account in NYC

    01:01:56 Pull the plug on Mitch McConnell

    01:03:06 RIP Peabo Bryson

    01:03:29 Danny Glover diagnosed with/ Alzheimer’s + exercising our brains

    01:06:14 Cape Verde World Cup

    01:09:50 Lizzo new album low sales

    01:17:53 A24 signs deal with/ Google for AI filmmaking tools

    01:19:14 Kylie Jenner x Meta

    01:22:14 Biohacker Bryan Johnson has autoimmune disease

    01:24:15 Nara Smith’s daughter diagnosed w/ cancer

    01:25:12 Luxury gas station in LA: Maggie’s Refuel

    01:27:00 Children of Blood & Bone casting

    01:34:36 Hollywood needs let colorism go

    01:39:55 Essence & BET awards

    01:43:35 B2K vs Pretty Ricky

    01:56:55 Happy Birthday Mindy!!

    01:59:19 Outro

    2 hr
  • What Happened to Inclusivity? | Ep 43

    Hey Thickums! This week Tabria sits down with fellow plus-size model Lynley Eilers for a news recap and honest conversation about the state of the plus size modeling industry. In the news, millions of Americans dropped their insurance, the Prarieland 9 were sentenced and Clive Davis passed. Then we get into the nitty gritty of the industry, why the rollbacks are happening, how we’ve been impacted and what the future for plus size models looks likes. All this and more on this week of The Thick!


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast

    Follow our guest @LynleyEilers everywhere

    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00:00 Intro Lynley Eilers

    00:04:31 Fewer opportunities in TV/flim

    00:06:01 A Renaissance for Indie filmmakers 

    00:09:22 Vertical dramas

    00:12:21 Hollywood not taking risks 

    00:13:44 Don’t give up!

    00:15:52 3M people dropped insurance since ACA credits expired

    00:17:52 Largest bipartisan housing bill passed 

    00:19:09 Iran war updates

    00:21:22 Prairieland 9 sentencing

    00:24:57 Daniel Cressy first person cured of sickle cell in Louisiana

    00:25:45 Clive Davis died, Rest in Chaos

    00:27:50 Plus Size modeling on the decline

    00:28:27 Lynley’s origin story

    00:33:43 Representation then vs now 

    00:36:06 Was the representation authentic?

    00:40:49 You can’t take things personally as a model

    00:44:43 Working outside of modeling 

    00:47:55 When did the shift take place 

    00:54:23 Mid size is the new plus size 

    00:59:44 Models pressured to lose weight

    01:03:36 You have to love yourself 

    01:09:37 What does modeling look like now

    01:18:17 Finances in Modeling

    01:22:02 Any advice for aspiring plus models?

    01:29:52 Outro

    1 hr 32 min
  • Love Island 101 | EP 42

    This week The Thick is entering the villa of Love Island. Tabria has literally never seen an episode so Mindy breaks down the season thus far. In addition to villa politics we get into our usual US politics including the US-Iran MOU, the tragic passing of Kohen Wiley, and Peter Thiel’s secret society, along with a little dose of pop culture. Pull up Thickums!


    Sources in YouTube description.


    IG, TikTok & YouTube: @thethickpodcast


    Follow our hosts everywhere at @tabriamajors and @damnmindy


    Music Credit: CWatt$


    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00:00 Are we a conspiracy theory podcast now?

    00:02:38 We get to rest soon

    00:04:33 We promise we gettin it together!

    00:08:34 These people be tryin it sometimes 

    00:13:58 Mindy’s first day party!

    00:19:25 Don Tolliver accused of SA??

    00:20:44 Peter Thiel’s secret society 

    00:22:30 Flock Cameras

    00:24:07 Iran deal updates

    00:30:50 Corpus Christi water shortage

    00:33:20 AI in music

    00:37:25 Kohen Wiley, 1 y/o, killed by police

    00:45:10 New surveillance footage Karmelo Anthony 

    00:48:58 Saveion McConnell, 19 y/o killed by police

    00:52:31 Obama Presidential center opens 

    00:53:55 D.C. elects Democratic Socialist mayor in primary 

    00:57:30 J.D. Vance on press tour 

    00:58:40 RIP Tay Keith 

    01:02:00 Mystikal sentenced to 20 years

    01:04:44 Apple raising prices due to chip costs

    01:06:03 Patrick Ta addresses Painted by Esther 

    01:07:41 Love Island lack of communication 

    01:09:55 Love Island is freaked out

    01:12:35 People on Reality TV are too aware of themselves 

    01:14:18 Olandria should be the standard 

    01:16:00 The social ramifications of Covid 

    01:18:22 Mindy schools Tabria on Love Island 

    01:38:34 WYR no talent + confidence or no confidence + talent

    01:40:03 Does the acronym come first? + diamonds 

    1 hr 47 min

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Welcome to The Thick, where every Thursday you can hear from Tabria Majors and Damn Mindy. This podcast will unpack everything from relationships, to pop culture, mental health, and the things we all…