The Thing That Will Not Die

Jacob and Lucas watch the Z-Grade psychological horror film "The Psychopath," also known as "An Eye For an Eye" in Great Britain and "Oh My God Why God Oh Please Why Did I Watch That?" in Jacob's brain.

The snow's coming down
(Christmas) I'm watching it fall
(Christmas) Lots of people around
(Christmas) Baby please come home

Jacob and Mihai check out "Lost in Space," starring Gary Oldman as Doctor Smith and Joey Tribbiani as himself

Jacob and Mihai rewatch "Wild Wild West" so you won't have to

If you think the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre also made no sense, text THINGTHATWILLNOTDIE1. If you were able to follow the plot of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and think Jacob and Lucas are stupid, text THINGTHATWILLNOTDIE2. Enter now.

Jacob shows Mihai one of his all time favorites and quickly finds out that his friend has no idea what an octopus is.

"Leonard Betts" is the twelfth episode of the fourth season of the American science fiction television series The X-Files. It premiered on the FOX network on January 26, 1997. In this episode, Mulder and Scully investigate the supposed death and regeneration of an emergency medical technician (EMT) named Leonard Betts, a mutant who subsists on cancer and can regenerate severed body parts.

Jacob and Mihai watch Arnold beat a bear to death with his bare hands

Jacob and Lucas praise a children’s cartoon and then immediately start to whine about how it sucks

Jacob and Mihai witness Nick Cage flame on and then promptly flame out