Tony and Sean reminisce over their college years, Sean shares a story about how he blew it with SpaceX (AKA the hot girl of the aerospace industry), why the moon landing may have actually been faked, and lots more.

Tony and Sean realize that their studio is equipped with a soundboard and use it for the first and last time ever on the show. They pitch a new Five Gum advertisement to Michael Bay (a close personal friend of theirs), and talk about how they’d try to survive prison.

Tony and Sean translate important cultural phrases into Klingon, demystify the often misunderstood meth manufacturing process, and close with a heartwarming story about sharing (nukes).

Sean, in a sleep-deprived psychosis, describes his recent adventure to a Renaissance Faire where he went nearly bankrupt. Tony recalls doing 8-balls of cocaine during the pandemic. Sean relates by sharing his challenges with a similarly powerful addiction: bags of candy.

Tony shares war stories from his time as a Sonic line cook, how he ended up getting accused of robbing a Radioshack, why Kim Kardashian’s has the right idea about work ethic, and Sean talks about how he wants to raise a kid someday.

Back and refreshed from LA, Tony and Sean reflect on their trip, Sean shares how much money he's lost on a stock this year, and they finally draw a line in the sand on cancel culture.

Tony, Sean, and special guest Kyle Anderson meet in sunny Los Angeles to definitively rank the top 5 hamburgers globally, discuss the emerging Geico Cinematic Universe, reminisce on Toomgis, and more in this spicy Hollywood edition of The Thoughtless Experiment.

Tony helps Sean through his life-threatening caffeine addiction, discuss recent books they’re reading, and dive deep into Sean’s recent encounter with a group of karaoke fascists.

Tony and Sean fiercely debate the existence of ghosts, whether or not good people exist, break down last week’s Super Bowl Halftime Show, and lots more. Dive in.

Tony, Sean, and special guest Dylan Sullivan consider the morality of drone strikes, pitch ideas for nonprofit scams, why Kanye is telling everyone Pete Davidson has AIDS, and so much more in this action-packed episode of The Thoughtless Experiment. Follow Dylan Sullivan: @dylanraysull