George's kin Elmer Wayne interrupts P1 calls to talk about New Year's Eve.

Thanks to me, the Hardline resurrects the original Robbie Knievel interview from 8.25.2001 episode of The Rant, where he issued the joke of GXD popping out of a hobo's butt.

Adam Carolla is live in studio with Dan and Jake to talk about his career in radio, standup and podcasting and doing standup with John Popper.

Discussing the deaths of Lisa Marie Presley and the spare David Crosby, Gordo eating Toblerones at Graceland and Auschwitz, Alec Baldwin being charged for manslaughter on Rust, and Kim Kardashian's giant ass.

The Crazy Prospector stops by before the Cowboys face off against the 49er.

Author James Patterson gives The Musers one of the worst interviews of all time, plus recaps of their other horrible interviews.

Jerry is super horny after the win over Brady and Tampa Bay.

Threesomes, Tom Brady making out with his son, Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Happyness, are Blazing Saddles and Life of Brian cancelled, 2 Girls 1 Cup, and being uncomfortable with dog gender and giant wieners.

The leopard that escaped the Dallas Zoo calls in at 8:40.

The whole bloody affair. Words with Dan strikes again as Dan doesn't know the Panhandle of Texas.