The Tipsy Lime

The Tipsy Lime

By Rylz Burg & Sasha OttesenComedy
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The Tipsy Lime episodes

  • How TWO: be exTWOordinary in twenty-twenty TWO
    Rylz B and Sasha give all the best unsolicited advice on how TWO be your best self in twenty-twenty TWO including staying away from the stinky cheese, using wikihow as a life guide, and understanding that covid is really just Darth Vader.
    44 min
  • How To: Survive Your 20s, Hunger Games Edition
    Well, this is it. A survival guide for the weird, confusing, stressful, times of growing up in your good ole 20s...kind of. Hear it directly from those in their early 20s, and those in their late 20s, a diverse perspective on what the best way to make a PB&J is, what weapons are most useful to battle the 20s hunger games. and what to prioritize like the relationship with our irish friend Jameson
    45 min
  • How To: Understand Guys
    Wishing you understood how a guy thinks? Well LOOK NO FURTHER! We have the inside scoop from our guests themselves on how they view women, how men view men, and even how men view...crossing streams
    43 min
  • How To: Move On
    There's just some things Two Men and a Truck just can't do...like help you not only move out your shit, but also the shit in relationships, and the monster of a house that is 2020. Riles & Sasha talk everything on moving on from college, ghosting, and removing yourself from toxic energy as quick as your resolutions last.
    29 min
  • How To: Survive Thanksgiving
    Keep your loved ones close this Thanksgiving, and your sanity closer. For those of us without bragging rights this year, these Wisconsinites are filling your toolbox with how to survive this Thanksgiving with your crazy family, burnt turkey, and your mom yelling at you to make the cheese platter. We also answer your questions and go through the weirdest Thanksgiving traditions!
    43 min
  • How To: Win At College
    “College is a $120,000 hooker, and you’re the idiot that fell in love with her.” -John Mulaney. From bar fights to naps to just giving up, we’ll be giving you our very professional & unsolicited advice on how to win at college. Grab a friend and a shot, and use this happy hour as your main dining option. It’s the best way to save money during college!
    22 min
  • How to: Halloween
    Today's spooky special includes costumes that shouldn't be sexy, the best halloween jams, how to throw a covid-friendly halloween bash, how to together a last-minute costume, and the weirdest halloween traditions across the world.
    30 min
  • Back to the 2000s
    Time machines really do exist...join Stitch, Pooh, and Dora as our special guest as we hop on the magic school bus and take a ride back to the 2000s! We'll be talking nickelodeon vs. disney, tiktok vs. vine, celeb crushes, and more nostalgic memories that will make you feel like you found a prize in your cereal box ;)
    43 min

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The Tip Line giving you all the most qualified advice from your 2 Wisconsin girls to help you take shots in your everyday life! If you didn’t think a podcast survival kit could make you laugh, try…