Also:

• An Aggrieved Man Goes on a Killing Spree
• Have You Been Incontinent of Late?
• The One-Legged Ass-Kicking Contest
• Bend Over, Junior!
• Testing for Fingerprints in Zimbabwe
• Enjoy the Collision of Trains and Cows
• Wall-to-Wall Funko Pops
• I Put on My Prosthetic for This?
• His Share of Ear-Muffing Over the Years
• Send Me the Vomit Emoji

Originally recorded May 11, 2023.

Also:

• How Cats Experience Umami
• Megalomaniacal and Underslept
• James, My Minion Sock Puppet
• If You Think Velveeta is Exotic
• Bicycle Home on LSD
• Grandpa, Don't Yuck My Yum
• 7th Graders Turn Into Shit Monsters
• Like a Mouthful of Sheet Metal
• Lampshades of Human Skin
• Copulate With Noodles and Fish

Originally recorded April 20, 2023.

Also:

• I am a Diagnosably Sweaty Person
• The Horror of Universal Paperclips
• A Neo-Nazi Terror Bird
• Vaguely Skeleton-Level Aware
• Run Down by a Poorly Managed Dog
• That Weird-Looking Pile of Foreskin
• Peppering With All This Patois
• The Greatest Display of Qipao-ing Ever
• They Shoved Food Directly Down My Throat
• Weird Balls of Butter Cheese

Originally recorded April 13, 2023.

Also:

• We're Rollin' for Infection!
• Am I Grammatically Ambiguous?
• Scolded by ChatGPT
• Billie Jean, in the Words of Chaucer
• Thrust a Metal Chopstick Into His Eye
• Yoda, With a Football Jersey
• One Language Short of Polyglottal Greatness
• You're Dutch, So I Bet You're Blunt
• Hitler Took Care of the Hitler Problem
• The Jackhammer or the Baseball Bat?

Originally recorded April 6, 2023.

Also:

• They Were Paid in Grog
• When Good Observant Jews Get Sloshed
• This is How He Likes it Tickled
• They Only Killed the Breadwinners
• Haman the Prick, Impaled on a 70-Foot Stake
• Shoot Them Out Back
• Eunuchs Feature Rather Prominently
• Some of Them Don't Even Have Legs
• How Many Geniuses Died in a Rice Field?
• If You Need a Ball Hog, It's Going to be Cam

Originally recorded March 30, 2023.

Also:

• Mr. Peanut and the Happy Dictionary
• If You Had a Really Long Hosepipe
• The Year the Left Completely Lost Its Mind
• Rotting Bits of Your Upper Head
• Two Wizened Husks, Debating
• A Luxury Head Lice Comb
• Chirimu Pabaang Mows His Halakhmu Grass
• What Gives You Pockmarks?
• Those Barbarian Hittites
• Fight Over the Ranch Dressing at Dinner

Originally recorded March 23, 2023.

Also:

• Classical Economists Get Pissed Off
• A Weed With a Marketing Budget
• I'm in Favor of Ornamental Testicles
• Like Guinness's Chocolatier Cousin
• He is Disgustingly Gorgeous
• The Great Ron Pieratt Cranium
• Her Name Emblazoned on All the Gutters
• Solar Pandemonium Has Descended Upon Us
• Your Forearms, Ripped Off By the Auger
• The Trespasses I'll Be Committing Tomorrow
  
  

Originally recorded March 17, 2023.

Day 21 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.

Originally recorded March 7, 2023.

Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:
https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 20 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.

Originally recorded March 6, 2023.

Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:
https://meganmacedo.com/

Day 19 of our annual 21-day writing challenge.

Originally recorded March 3, 2023.

Our friend Megan Macedo is hosting the challenge:
https://meganmacedo.com/