The Tomato Pulpit

Just like that it's another episode. Late but never forgotten. Y'all know how good at procrastinating I really am. So here's another ketchup and conspiracy filled gab.

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It's been a while. Let's ketchup. There's a**hole amongst us and it's time Tom Sofa heard about it.

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It's a new pulpit. Mike Tomato and Tom Sofa are back!

It's the comings of the court, so many vicious lies and rumors, and finally something new, BAD BILLS.

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Mike Tomato has the segments. Tom Sofa has the hot takes. What do Jojo Siwa, Hamas, and The Supreme Court all have in common? Tune in to find out. Shoot us an email @[email protected]

What do you know about SCOTUS? Who would play her?

Mike Tomato and Tom Sofa dip their toes into the Supreme Court of the United States.

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There's no existential dread here. Sometimes you need a break from all the bull schnitzel and hoopla. So instead our regular programming, Mike Tomato and Tom Sofa touch grass and kick concrete in this special thrift haul episode. Tune in to see what we got!

It's time for IlliniNews, the blouse that shook the house, the polls are in, and your neighbor with the Jesus fish bumper sticker hates you.

Who's really the bad guy here? Prometheus? Lucifer? Mike Tomato offers a conspiracy for the ages. Tom Sofa brings of the best of good news journalism. And don't forget to congratulate Nandini Kadakai on her perfect score. Tune in!