You can already buy a dildo in the shape of a Bezos rocket. People move quick.

Michelle's claim to fame at the office isn't exactly something she should proud of...

Michelle's claim to fame at the office isn't exactly something she should proud of...

If the person you're dating bathes, listens to country, and uses Miracle Whip instead of Hellman's, you need to bail.

If the person you're dating bathes, listens to country, and uses Miracle Whip instead of Hellman's, you need to bail.

Tony tells us the place he had the best pie ever was at a truck stop...and our minds go elsewhere.

Tony tells us the place he had the best pie ever was at a truck stop...and our minds go elsewhere.

The very best from today's show. Michelle's sound effects make a return to the show. Tony wants to tailgate with the Grand Valley students during football season. Travis points out how useless the 'duck and cover' nuclear drill used to be.

The very best from today's show. Michelle's sound effects make a return to the show. Tony wants to tailgate with the Grand Valley students during football season. Travis points out how useless the 'duck and cover' nuclear drill used to be.

Travis points out something from Tony's childhood that we now point and laugh at today. Really, hiding under your desk at school isn't going to save you from a nuclear bomb.