A guy in the UK had a very unfortunate situation with his health where he ended up losing his crank. Doctors said he had two options. They could either work with what he had left, or build him a new unit and graft it onto his arm until it could be transplanted onto his groin. Tony tells us which option he went with....

We discuss what's going on in the city including COVID-19 response, re-opening of schools, and the state of Grand Rapids. Listen to the full interview here!

Seriously, how do you respond to someone calling you fat? Tony's attention span is exposed. A little piece of advice: Don't drive with a lit candle in your vehicle. Another winner claims a spot on the canoe trip. And Tony finds a story that he thinks Travis can relate to, unfortunately.

The tale of two weekends explained: Michelle fell off a bike and Tony got to drive a Ferrari around a race track. When did people decide they aren't wearing deodorant anymore? We need answers. Choose Your News, #Trending, Feel Good Stories, and Pornstar birthdays all included as well. Happy Tuesday!

It was a tale of two very different weekends for Tony and Michelle. One story from the headlines today has Travis and Tony wanting to remove a guy's man card. Twisting someone's junk will never get you what you wanted in the first place.

Practicing safe sex in Canada just got a little bit harder. We have another shortage going on that you might need to think about. Tony teaches us that spelling can be a very important thing. The art of timing a buzz comes up once again.

The CDC in Canada is suggesting it's residents to take safety measures that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact. Is this real life?

Travis no longer likes surprises thanks to Tony. Speaking of the Tone, things got a little too rowdy for a Tuesday night. Listen people, its a tough pill to swallow but god only gives you so much. Michelle gives a perfect example of that. And we learn about the latest business providing curbside service...kind of.

Tony's entering another critter into his relocation program. The future is scary to think about...and that will include 3D printed fast food. Michelle discovers a new method to smuggling drugs. Perhaps target practice shouldn't take place in your house, especially if you live right next to your neighbors.

As if we didn't have anything else to worry about, Maskne is now becoming a problem. It's obvious that Tony and Michelle are not fighters and will do everything to avoid it.