A tussle with a gator never goes well. Michelle's up for an award. Another sporting event has been canceled and Tony's not happy. Monkeys are in the headlines...again. Have a great weekend!

Tony's favorite quote of the week comes from a local barber upset with social distancing. The killer hornets are coming...but we believe their might be some perks. A simple poker game turned into someone trying to hide a hot dog. You DON'T want to miss that story.

A woman called 911 to report a crotch fire...you don't want to miss this.

We learned early today that Michelle can't play the kazoo. Why does it seem like Tony gets stepped on anytime he tries to do something nice? Murder hornets are coming and we decided to name the worst places to get stung. Happy Hump Day!

Choose Your News - Pick Your Headline features a story of a man that managed to hit a cop when trying to ditch his crack pipe. By his looks, Tony's convinced that he's just a beginner.

Two stories: Two different toddlers. Wearing masks is becoming a normal part of every day life. Tony tells us how one guy might've went too far. Michelle puts her foot in her mouth...in more than one way. Tony breaks out an old toy throughout the morning as well.

Tony and Travis are loving a new documentary that's out right now. Ordering things online has it's perks...and definitely some flaws. Michelle can't stop pointing out Tony's quarantine beard. We end with a simple message: Snitches get stitches.

Tony gives an abundance of Feel Good Stories including a principle at a high school in Texas driving over 800 miles to ensure all of his graduating seniors are appreciated.

UFO's, Private Property, and Tony scaring potential neighbors away. A professor and a mechanic both got fired from their jobs for the same thing. We end with Michelle reassuring us that she's just a dirty person. Have a great weekend!

An auto-mechanic in Indiana was fired from her job after her bosses found out she was doing some porn on the side.