It's probably a red flag if your pet doesn't like the person you're dating. Just ask Tony. There's finally a solution for men with small packages. We also have a special birthday today.

Tony's got a tip for dating. Who doesn't like a good tugboat story? We talk about famous Dick's in the world. Have a great weekend! Find us wherever you listen to podcasts. (Apple, Google, Spotify, etc.)

Michelle teaches Tony about the art of the PAT bath. A viral story teaches us that idiots should no longer be sold dry ice. William Shatner and his ex-wife are feuding over an intriguing item in their divorce settlement. Our friends from Laughfest stop by as well!

LaughFest will kick things off with a Mayoral Proclamation from Grand Rapids Mayor, Rosalynn Bliss today at noon. Comedian Gina Brillon will be part of the Clean Comedy All-Stars Showcase beginning on Fri. March 6.

Here's our show from today in case you missed anything! It includes all of our daily features including Choose Your News - Pick Your Headline along with Hashtag Trending. You can also find us anywhere you listen to podcasts! (Apple, Google, Spotify, etc.)

We learn about a woman that has a unique talent. What's your unique talent? Be careful with how hungover you are in public. You might just get mistaken for having the Coronavirus.

Are you ugly? There's still hope for you out there. Tony and Michelle give a few examples of that. Passing gas in public has been made easier. We also learn about a man that was hurt on the job and Tony believes worker's comp should be allowed.

FEEL GOOD FRIDAY! Foot fetishes and nursing homes never go well together. We learn about a guy with some very deep history. Comedian Jessimae Peluso stops by as well. Have a great weekend!

Peluso will be at Dr. Grin's this weekend. Here's the full interview in case you missed it. Jessimae has made appearances on MTV's Girl Code and E Network's Chelsea Lately. So much fun!

Day two of Lent is becoming a big struggle for everyone. The Pope has a suggestion for you if you're not sure what to give up. We learn about a woman serving hard time for her impatience with a fast food joint. When did you see your first boob?