Serious question: how is Long John Silver still open? 

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We're all taking up sign language after today. 

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The top trending tattoo right now is the most surprising and the least surprising thing ever. 

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If we're paying $151 for a burger at a ballpark, it better come on a plate and not in a basket. 

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Tony runs an idea by us for new segment on the show and decides to take it for a test drive. 

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When someone writes a book about how to kill your spouse, they're usually a sketchy person. 

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Tony assures that not every idea is a home run. Sometimes, it's an infield single. Sometimes, it's a swing and a miss. 

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Based on Michelle's outfit today, she hasn't completely given up. However, Travis is convinced she might be wearing a tarp. 

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Have you ever broke something right after purchasing it? One guy might've taken this to a whole new level. We learn that Tony's been cheating death since he was a kid. 

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There's a study that says your cat's crap can actually make you look better. 

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