The Tony Kornheiser Show

"Give me Bjork!"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Duke / UNC game and the injury to Zion Williamson. Washington Post movie critic Ann Hornaday calls in to preview the Oscars, and Nigel gives the news.  During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about the Jussie Smollett arrest, and they close the show out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Levi Petree and the Radio Publica "I Know You're Gonna Haunt Me" Double AA " A Place To Place"

"She's an artist"

Tony opens the show by talking to Torie about her podcast "Chatter On Books" and her guest, White House photographer Pete Souza.  ESPN's Doris Burke calls in to talk to Tony about how she got started in broadcasting and also a little bit about Zion Williamson, and Nigel gives the news.  During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks to Kevin about the winter storm headed towards DC, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Craig Elliott "Serenity" ; The Lively Exchange "State Line" 

"The Fibonacci Factor"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Joe Flacco trade to Denver and about the Wizards. Pat Forde of Yahoo Sports calls in to talk college basketball, and Nigel gives the news.  During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about how crazy it is to him to turn down a 10 year $300 million dollar deal, and also about peanut allergies.  Lastly, they close the show out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Diane Kruger Effect "Idiotsyncratic" "Codex"

"We've Got Your Pants"

Tony opens the show by talking about UVA's win over UNC, and also about the Browns signing Kareem Hunt. Washington Post columnist Barry Svrluga calls in to talk about Frank Robinson, Lindsey Vonn, and the latest on Bryce Harper, and then Nigel gives the news.  During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about a pair of pants that were sent to the show and also discusses Phil's win at Pebble, and they close things out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : James Hersch "Paper Route" ; American Football "Uncomfortably Numb" (ft Hayley Williams)

"Judge Robinson"

Tony opens the show by talking about the passing of Frank Robinson and his huge impact on the game of baseball.  ESPN's Tim Legler calls in to talk about the NBA in the aftermath of the trade deadline, and Nigel gives the news.  During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about the continuing scandal that has engulfed Virginia state politics and also a little bit about what will happen with Bryce Harper, and they close the show out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Moss French "Bike Ride" ; Soul Witness "Weather Channel"

"We'll always have Game 6"

Tony opens the show by talking about the latest injury to John Wall and what that means for him and for the Wizards. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to give his thoughts on President Trump's State of The Union address, and Nigel gives the news.  During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about Fabian and the early 1960's music scene, and a little bit more on what's going on with VA Governor Northam.  Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Maddy Clark "Washington Square Lullaby" ; Paul Wolfe "The Concert In Central Park"

"That's a nice Helvetica"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Patriots win over the Rams in Super Bowl LIII. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about how disappointed he was in the game, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about the ads and the halftime show, and they close things out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Carter Jnr "One, Two, Three" ; "Lovely Lady"

"Grote Vis! Grote Vis!"

Tony opens the show by talking about the winter weather hitting DC, his doctor exam, and about LeBron James. Mike Freeman of Bleacher Report calls in to talk about Star Trek and the Super Bowl, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, professional whistler Chris Ullman sits in to talk about his career as a whistler, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : KjNGames "Aurealis" ; Matt Browne "Answers For It All"

"Senior's discount"

Tony opens the show by talking about all the things that happened this weekend that he was unaware of. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk some NBA and the arctic weather hitting Chicago right now. Nigel gives the news, during Old Guy Radio Tony talks about some new shows he is watching on TV, the future of paper money, and a quick word with Chris about the end of the government shutdown, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Song : Moss French "Run The Bulls" ; Dave Scott Crowe "Chocolate Cake"

"Conventional Dinners and Movies"

Tony opens the show by talking about his dinner at the Palm with some of the crew from PTI, and also about James Harden's big night against the Knicks. Washington Post movie critic Ann Hornaday calls in to go over the Oscar nominations, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about whether he should go to the Wizards / Warriors game tonight, then he talks about columns by Barry Svrluga and Sally Jenkins that rip the Redskins and Bruce Allen, and also a little bit about the State of the Union and the government shutdown. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Blake Bowles and Ethan Regan "Somebody Else" ; Makadi "Perfect Girl"

"Well, actually I am Doctor"

Tony opens the show by talking about the NBA with David. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to give his thoughts on the Conference Championship games (and the questionable calls by the refs), and Nigel gives the news. Following that, Liz gives her thoughts on the Australian Open, and during Old Guy Radio Tony talks about the Oscar nominees. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Sydney Krauth "Follow Me" ; The Jacob Acosta Band "In The Canyon"

"Playing Hurt"

Tony opens the show by talking about hurting his back again and being in a considerable amount of pain. Mike Freeman of Bleacher Report calls in to give his thoughts on the upcoming NFL playoff games, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in with his picks for the NFL games this weekend, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Money for Guns "Yahweh or the Highway" ; Beta Radio "Realistic City Living"

"She's An Artist"

Tony opens the show by talking about the flak he is getting for asking someone to paint a mural at Chatter for free, and he also talks a little NBA. ESPN's Jay Bilas calls in to talk some college basketball, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony gives an update on how his back feels after falling on the ice the day before, he shares a story from when he was a teacher, and he talks about seeing the first episode of True Detective. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Geb "Mysterysa" ; Kenji Urada "Alive Not Alone"

"Did Kip have this storm?"

Tony opens the show by talking about the 4 NFL playoff games from over the weekend. Michael Wilbon calls in to to give his thoughts on those games (and also about the snow in DC), and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about how he felt the local meteorologists got the forecast wrong for this snow storm, and they close the show out by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Brett Wiscons "Chicago" ; The Sunshine Boys "Glider Pilot"

"Why was he licking the intercom?"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big college basketball games from the night before. Mike Freeman of Bleacher Report calls in to give his thoughts on the NFL coaching changes and the upcoming playoff games, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about a scathing music review and also about the snow forecast for DC this weekend. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag (even without the printer working!) Songs : The Cause "Red Eyed Sinner" ; Joe Marshall "Alan The Studio Cats"

"Your first place Binghamton Bearcats"

It's a special night time taping for the show as they lead up to the CFB national championship game . Tony opens the show by talking to Hall of Fame Coach Gary Williams, who was at the Ravens / Chargers game, and to Michael Wilbon, who was at the Bears / Eagles game. Then Pat Forde of Yahoo Sports calls in to preview the Alabama / Clemson game, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about the other NFL wild card games and looks ahead to the Divisional round, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Misha Ben David "Night Falls" ; Pops Body Shop "Dreamers"

"Semi pro whistler"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Wizards win (without John Wall) and some other NBA. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in with his weekend picks, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony discusses his illness, and he also talks to Chris about the government shutdown. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs Brock Babcock "Early in the Morning" ; Raised by Tigers "Little While Bird"

"Rhinestone Cowboy?"

Tony opens the show by talking about the last weekend of the regular season in the NFL. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about how the Bears will do in the playoffs, and also about how Northwestern will do in their Bowl game. Nigel gives the news, during Old Guy Radio Tony talks about how bad the Redskins have become, and also about an interesting purchase he made while he was on vacation, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Sunshine Boys "I Love Christmastime" ; Dalton "Second Life (Afterglow)"

"And a flaming pillow"

Tony opens the show by talking about the forecast for rain in DC, and about some of the NBA games from the night before - including another miserable loss by the Wizards. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to pick some NFL games, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Jeff Ma, host of the podcast "Bet The Process", calls in with his weekend picks. Then Tony talks about Cuba easing up their restrictions on baseball players going to play in the US, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Kevin McDonald "What Were You Thinking?" ; The Diane Kruger Effect "Zero G"

"Population 1"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Saints win over the Panthers. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk more NFL, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony hits on a bunch of small news stories and shares his first time inside the Oval Office (even if he didn't know where he was). Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Maura Sullivan "Christmas Eve in Washington" ; Susan Peak "Stink Eye from the Golfer Guy"

"Chuck goes for the under"

Tony opens the show by talking about Michael Cohen being sentenced to 3 years in jail, the Raptors win over the Warriors, and about the Wizards loss to Boston - and a little more on the flat earth theory. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to give his NFL picks (and provide his view on the TP over/under debate) and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in with his weekend picks, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Luvpuppets "What You Think I Am" ; The Diane Kruger Effect " V is for Vexation"

"Deject this!"

Tony opens the show by talking about Seattle's win over the Vikings on Monday Night Football, and how Kirk Cousins and Minnesota were supposed to be Super Bowl contenders but now they may not even make the playoffs. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk more NFL, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Torie shares a story about being pulled over for driving with an expired registration, Tony talks about Lee Smith and Harold Baines getting into the Baseball hall of Fame, and he tells about a memorable encounter with Lee Smith years ago. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag! Songs : Newport Beach Raquet Club "Venice of the Far East" ; Mark Baseman "My Brother Makes me Happy"

"Fearcasting with Kip"

Tony opens the show by talking about the news that Alex Smith is suffering from post operative infections in his leg and the lack of reporting on it from the local news outlets, and also discusses Kevin Hart stepping away from hosting the Oscars. Kevin then gives his much anticipated 2018-19 Winter Weather Outlook and James Carville calls in with his weekend picks. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Jeff Ma from the podcast "Bet The Process" about his NFL picks, and also talks about the PTI bowling party (and his underwhelming scores for the night : 86 and 71). Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Susan Peak " I Love Sleeping in the Dog Bed" ; Steve Lipton "Consolation Prize"

"Pat Boone ruins everything"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats acquisition of Patrick Corbin and also about Maryland naming Mike Locksley as their new head coach for football. Washington Post columnist Barry Svrluga calls in to give his thoughts on both of those topics, as well as the Redskins QB situtation, and then Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about Markelle Fultz's shoulder injury, and also adds some more about the Redskins and Colin Kaepernick. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Pine Road "Flat Dog" , "Unsaid"

"So Long Cy Berg"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big games from the NFL on Sunday and about the conference championships in college football. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about his tough weekend as he saw four of his teams lose over the weekend, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about the passing of George H.W. Bush and also about the Chiefs cutting Kareem Hunt. And lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Hot Pink Hangover "Bartender" ; Darkhorse "This Is Mine"