The Tony Kornheiser Show

"Chuck goes for the under"

Tony opens the show by talking about Michael Cohen being sentenced to 3 years in jail, the Raptors win over the Warriors, and about the Wizards loss to Boston - and a little more on the flat earth theory. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to give his NFL picks (and provide his view on the TP over/under debate) and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in with his weekend picks, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Luvpuppets "What You Think I Am" ; The Diane Kruger Effect " V is for Vexation"

"Deject this!"

Tony opens the show by talking about Seattle's win over the Vikings on Monday Night Football, and how Kirk Cousins and Minnesota were supposed to be Super Bowl contenders but now they may not even make the playoffs. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk more NFL, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Torie shares a story about being pulled over for driving with an expired registration, Tony talks about Lee Smith and Harold Baines getting into the Baseball hall of Fame, and he tells about a memorable encounter with Lee Smith years ago. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag! Songs : Newport Beach Raquet Club "Venice of the Far East" ; Mark Baseman "My Brother Makes me Happy"

"Fearcasting with Kip"

Tony opens the show by talking about the news that Alex Smith is suffering from post operative infections in his leg and the lack of reporting on it from the local news outlets, and also discusses Kevin Hart stepping away from hosting the Oscars. Kevin then gives his much anticipated 2018-19 Winter Weather Outlook and James Carville calls in with his weekend picks. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Jeff Ma from the podcast "Bet The Process" about his NFL picks, and also talks about the PTI bowling party (and his underwhelming scores for the night : 86 and 71). Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Susan Peak " I Love Sleeping in the Dog Bed" ; Steve Lipton "Consolation Prize"

"Pat Boone ruins everything"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Nats acquisition of Patrick Corbin and also about Maryland naming Mike Locksley as their new head coach for football. Washington Post columnist Barry Svrluga calls in to give his thoughts on both of those topics, as well as the Redskins QB situtation, and then Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about Markelle Fultz's shoulder injury, and also adds some more about the Redskins and Colin Kaepernick. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Pine Road "Flat Dog" , "Unsaid"

"So Long Cy Berg"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big games from the NFL on Sunday and about the conference championships in college football. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about his tough weekend as he saw four of his teams lose over the weekend, and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks about the passing of George H.W. Bush and also about the Chiefs cutting Kareem Hunt. And lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Hot Pink Hangover "Bartender" ; Darkhorse "This Is Mine"

"That's a lot of cow"

Tony opens the show by talking about not getting his morning paper delivered, the college football playoff rankings, and whether Oklahoma, Georgia, or Ohio State will get that 4th playoff spot when it's all said and done. Pat Forde of Yahoo Sports calls in to talk more college football, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about the Redskins picking up LB Reuben Foster after he was cut by the 49ers for another domestic violence incident, and he also talks to Jeanne about the end of the American made sedan era. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Hot Pink Hangover "The Summer that Johnny Drowned" ; Ghoul School "Dog Song"

"Brownies ala Ant"

Tony opens the show by going over the big NFL games from Sunday and about Ohio State's big win over Michigan. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk more football - both college and pro. Nigel gives the news and during Old Guy Radio Tony talks with Michael about the Tiger / Phil match on the Friday after Thanksgiving. And they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Nick Bowen "Fillin' Up Balloons" ; My Cousin The Emperor "Didn't Want to Let You Down"

"Try the Romaine"

Tony opens the show by talking about the upcoming football games on Thanksgiving day. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in with his weekly picks and Nigel gives the news. James Carville then calls in with his picks, and during Old Guy Radio Tony talks to Jeff Ma and Rufus about their podcast "Bet The Process" and gets their weekend picks. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Derek Sallmann "Love, Future You" ; The Highballers "Come with Me to Jackson"

"Gluteal Soreness"

Tony opens the show by going through the big NFL games from Sunday. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about spending the whole weekend in Chicago with Tony, and about his birthday celebration on Saturday night. Nigel gives the news, and during 'Old Guy Radio' Tony talks about his time in Chicago and getting to call the Binghamton / Northwestern game on Friday night. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Window Panes : "Better way" ; Brooklyn Steele 'Bonfire"

"Mr Tony's Sports Book"

Tony opens the show by talking about the NFL moving the Rams / Chiefs game from Mexico City to Los Angeles because of poor field conditions, and the Warriors suspending Draymond Green for one game. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to give his weekly picks, and Nigel gives the news. During the news segment, Tony welcomes Binghamton President Harvey Stenger and talks to him about the upcoming Bearcats game against Northwestern. Then during Old Guy Radio, predictive expert Jeff Ma and James Carville call in with their weekend picks, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Eric French "Noah" ; Brett Altman "Vacancy Signs"

"You say McCown, I say McNown, let's call the whole thing off."

Tony opens the show by talking about the big games around the NFL, including the Redskins win over Tampa Bay. Michael Wilbon comes in studio fresh off of a red-eye flight and he talks about Northwestern's win over Iowa, the Bears win over the Lions, and he and Tony discuss the big Northwestern / Binghamton game coming up this Friday. Then Nigel gives the news, and during 'Old Guy Radio' Tony talks some NBA and covers the Bobby Petrino firing by Louisville. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Will Hill "Walk Away" ; Money For Guns "Land of Wolves"

"I'll take the 16 1/2 thank you"

Tony opens the show by talking about Dez Bryant signing with the Saints and about the early season struggles for the Wizards. Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in to give his weekend picks, and during 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Chris about election night (mostly about what the spread of food was like for him during the broadcast). Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : The Brilliance "Welcome to the Darkness" ; 6 Miles to Nellie "Ida Mae"

"Check out in line 3"

Tony opens the show by talking about the constant rain in DC, the impact of daylight savings on his life, and chats about the Cowboys loss to the Titans on Monday Night Football. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk more football (and also to give an update on his dog Copper), and Nigel gives the news. During Old Guy Radio, Tony talks to Torie about her new podcast "Chatter on Books", which made it's debut the night before, and he also talks about an event he went to at the National Cathedral over the weekend. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Band Banquet "Green Tinted Headlights" ; John Crotteau "Were You on Your Phone?"

"You weren't on your phone, were you?"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Halloween festivities in his neighborhood, and The University of Maryland reversing course and firing football coach DJ Durkin. Bill Livingston of the Cleveland Plain Dealer calls in to talk about the coaches being fired in Cleveland (The Browns and the Cavaliers), and also discusses what's going on with Urban Meyer and Ohio State. James Carville calls in with his weekend picks, and Tony shares the story of getting in a car accident on his way home from work. During 'Old Guy Radio', Meet The Press host Chuck Todd calls in with his NFL picks, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Eric From Outerspace "Barley There" ; We Are The Northern Lights "Come Close"

"Doggy Downers"

Tony opens the show with some final thoughts on the Red Sox winning the World Series (and the fact that he already misses baseball), and also discusses the Patriots win over the Bills on Monday Night Football. Jason La Canfora of CBS Sports calls in to talk some more NFL, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Torie (who grew up in Pittsburgh) about the shootings at the synagogue, and then has a discussion with David about what ultimately will happen with DJ Durkin and the University of Maryland. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Radical Chic "Where'd The Money Go?" ; Old Fuss and Feathers "Whiskey Riverbend"

"Candy power rankings"

Tony opens the show by talking about his problems with his iPhone, the Thursday night football game, and he debates how the Redskins will do for the rest of the year with everyone. Richard Justice of MLB.com calls in to give his thoughts on the World Series as it moves to Los Angeles, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in to gives his weekend picks (and to settle the feud that has been going on between him and Kevin), and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Windy Crankage "Monster Smash" ; Deanna Devore "Effortlessly"

"Playing Mega Millions with the Brauns"

Tony opens the show by talking about the lottery and about game 1of the World Series. ESPN's Tim Kurkjian calls in to talk more baseball, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony chats with former major league pitcher Michael Schwimer about his post baseball career, and the company he started that aims to help minor league players financially until they make the big leagues. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Violet Mary "Stay A While With Me" ; We Are the Northern Lights "Hope Will Rise"

"The Peter Man"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big NFL games from Sunday, and then Michael Wilbon calls in to talk more NFL as well as some college football and NBA. Nigel gives the news, and during 'Old Guy Radio', Tony gives his thoughts on the World Series, talks some more about the Redskins win over Dallas, and shares a story about playing golf with Tony Romo over the weekend. lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Arlie "Big Fat Mouth" ; Sydney Krauth "Don't Be Talking to Me"

"You can't outrun a fox"

Tony opens the show by talking about the baseball playoffs. Richard Justice of MLB.com calls in to talk more baseball, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', James Carville calls in with his picks, Tony talks about the Magic Ear hearing aid, and he also discusses art with Jeanne. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Wayback Machine "Cold Beer to Go" ; "Bluegrass Gumbo"

"Highway 421 Revisited"

Tony opens the show by chatting a little bit with Greg and helping him with a contest he's doing, and also talks about all the NFL games from Sunday. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk some more NFL as well as a little college football, and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Greg about his show "The Guestbook" which has it's 2nd season premiere next Tuesday, and also about what it's like to write and direct his shows. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Michael Schlessinger "Rain" ; Barbara Blaisdell "See It My Way"

"Was doesn't feed the bulldog"

Tony opens the show by talking about the baseball playoffs and the Red Sox win over the Yankees, and he also talks about how he woke up early and began listing the states alphabetically to try and get back to sleep (unsuccessfully). Then ESPN's Tim Kurkjian calls in to talk some more baseball and Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Jeff Ma calls in to give his weekend picks and Tony also talks about Jeff Bridges. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : You Knew me Then "Waste of Time" ; We Are the Northern Lights "Now or Never"

"Reverse Naked Choke"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big games from around the NFL and Michael Wilbon calls in to talk more NFL, as well as some college football and some MMA. Nigel gives the news, and during 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks about trying to find the baseball games on his cable package, about Brett Kavanaugh being confirmed, and gives some of his thoughts on MMA. Lastly, they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Andrew Belle "Horizon" ; Keep Off "Every Passing Second"

"M & M Gladiators"

Tony opens the show by talking about the Rockies win over the Cubs and the baseball playoffs in general. Washington Post columnist Barry Svrluga calls in to talk about what will happen with Bryce Harper, the baseball playoffs, and the Caps. Nigel gives the news, and predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in with his weekend picks. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Howard about Brett Kavanaugh and where things stand with his confirmation, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Cole Wheeler "Cat" ; Clover's Revenge "Will We Ever Make It Home"

"Franklin Delanor Wilbon"

Tony opens the show by talking about the big games from around the NFL. Michael Wilbon calls in to talk about the Bears win and Northwestern's loss to Michigan, and then Nigel gives the news. During 'Old Guy Radio', Tony talks to Michael about the Ryder Cup, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Jessica Mitchell "Maybe It's Me" ; Tony Gebhard "Wipe Away Your Tears"

"The old "Who's Who" scam"

Tony opens the show by talking about the upcoming testimony from Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh in today's confirmation hearings. "Meet the Press" host Chuck Todd calls in; not to talk about that, he simply gives his weekend NFL picks against Reginald the Monkey. Nigel gives the news, during Old Guy Radio predictive expert Jeff Ma calls in with his weekend picks, plus Tony talks about his phone conversation with the 'Who's Who" people, and they close out the show by opening up the Mailbag.