The Torchtown Saga

It’s anything goes in the Infinity Cube – brains in jars, traps, good good room stank, and, of course, one very uncomfortable Purple Worm. Like I said, it’s anything goes. Download Episode 59.

The true face of the dangerous warrior trap in the Infinity Cube is revealed, and it is very, very… moisssssst. Download Episode 58.

Deep inside the Infinity Cube, lost without a map, and face to… um… eye with a Beholder, our heroes race against the clock to stop the mysterious and dangerous warrior from escaping its prison. Download Episode 57.

It’s the beginning of a new era for our heroes, and a new enemy is threatening to emerge. Join us as we venture into a world of unpredictable, inexplicable, seemingly random possibilities. Welcome, fair traveller, to the Infinity Cube. Download Episode 56

A climactic battle, several hundred feet in the air, on the back of two dragons, in a lightning storm. What could possibly go wrong? Download Episode 55

We’re nearly there. We’re so close. There’s only one battle between our heroes and the end of their ordeal with Eugene’s family. It’s the *mother* of all battles. Get it? Cuz it’s Eugene’s Mom? Right? Download Episode 54.

With Eugene’s personal life now more or less intact, our heroes plot (yes, actually plot) their daring escape from the clutches of Constance and Eugene’s Mom. But how well can they execute a plan that relies crucially on stealth? The answer may surprise you! Download Episode 53

As we enter the endgame of this chapter (no seriously, I promise), our heroes find themselves in the last place they’d ever hope to be… Eugene’s childhood home. What wicked plan does Constance have in store? And how will Eugene fair against his greatest challenge yet - an honest conversation. Download Episode 52.

We were so excited to reach 50 episodes, we done went and released Episode 51 right away! Witness the auditory wonder that is the conclusion of our heroes battle with Genji and Hanzo! And then… just when our heroes think they’re safe… enter Constance! Download Episode 51.

We made it! Our Semi-Centennial Episode! And just in time to celebrate this important milestone, we bring you the tale of the epic fight between the Torchtown Heroes, and Eugene’s 5th/6th half-siblings, Genji and Hanzo. Siblings too OP. Pls nerf. Download Episode 50.