The Tottenham Chronicles

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The Tottenham Chronicles episodes

August 26, 2020 Messi called Joe Hart a "Phenomenon", Lionel is on his way!
Hojbjerg and Hart are on the agenda this week as preseason resumes and everyone's in quarantine and why Lionel Messi after 20 years at Barca wants to be announced as a Spurs player in the bonus episode of All or Nothing documentary.
1 hr
August 06, 2020 Troy Deeney Special - End of the World Review.
The chroniclers forensically dissect whether Troy Deeney will make Ndombele the best footballer in the world whilst holding Harry Kane in a headlock.
1 hr 15 min
July 30, 2020 "He pulled a Pride String". Crystal Palace - Tottenham Hotspur
"He pulled his pride string." With Europa League qualification in the bag the chroniclers return to review the last Morbid-ball game of the season against Crystal Palace as we put the case forward for Troy Deeney to become one of ours. Heaven forbid!
1 hr 10 min
July 23, 2020 "We could've had a Tomato rotting in slo-mo" Tottenham Hotspur - Leicester City
43 min
July 17, 2020 "Harry Kane was rigid" Newcastle United - Tottenham Hotspur
Tottenham's potential hijacking of Leicester City's Champions League place continued to make good progress at St James' Park in front of some journo's, a stretcher and some baked on pigeon faeces.
51 min
July 14, 2020 "Where's he been hiding that for 7 years?" Tottenham Hotspur - Arsenal
A victory against Arsenal eh? Well I'll be damned.
36 min
July 10, 2020 "Spray the sphincters out of the building" Bournemouth - Tottenham Hotspur
It is our privilege to pick the sweetcorn out of this 0-0 display against a plucky Bournemouth. Much work to do!
39 min
July 07, 2020 "Tanning the gooch" Tottenham Hotspur - Everton
This is one of those games where you have grave concerns that this is some poor kids first - and it would put them off for life. We enjoyed it though.
49 min
July 04, 2020 "He's just a hospital Pass Dispenser" Sheffield United - Tottenham Hotspur
We slosh around in the guts of Tottenham's latest sufferball defeat to Sheffield United in the Premier League...Ouchy!
49 min
June 30, 2020 “The heat tiles are flying off him.”
The boys return to gorge themselves on the lacklustre hammers.
1 hr