On the show this week we slobber all over the 3-3 with West Ham;

We take a forensic and yet apoplectic look at Project 'Big Picture'

which turned out to be Euro Super League. OOPS!!! 

and finally we discuss whether José is the perfect Covid Coach to deliver the prize we all crave.

Spurs ended the-fixture-pile-up-from-hell week with a resounding 1-6 at Old Trafford; a scoreline that beat the 1-5 demolition of United in 1959 (WHAAAAT?) when Bobby Smith was banging them in. 

Golly. What could it all mean ? 🤔 

- DIER TAKES A CARABAO ON CHELSEA'S LEAGUE CUP HOPES

- IT'S A 1-1 VAR HORROR SHOW AGAINST NEWCASTLE

- AND IT'S MACCABI OR BUST IN THE Europa League PLAY OFF FINAL

It's death by high line at St Mary's as Spurs send Southampton packing 2-5 followed by a 1-3 win in the Europa League playoffs against KF Shkendija in Macedonia to set up a tie against Maccabi Haifa. Ugh. It's gonna be a long year. 

Everton, Plovdiv, Bale and anti Communist Paramilitary movements are put under the microscope by the Hackney marshes prognosticators.

The Sunday morning suckers are back to pore over 3 middle order pre season wins; whether Hjobjerg could be the new Jordan Henderson and the Amazon fly in the ointment documentary 'All or Nothing'.

Hojbjerg and Hart are on the agenda this week as preseason resumes and everyone's in quarantine and why Lionel Messi after 20 years at Barca wants to be announced as a Spurs player in the bonus episode of All or Nothing documentary.

The chroniclers forensically dissect whether Troy Deeney will make Ndombele the best footballer in the world whilst holding Harry Kane in a headlock.

"He pulled his pride string." With Europa League qualification in the bag the chroniclers return to review the last Morbid-ball game of the season against Crystal Palace as we put the case forward for Troy Deeney to become one of ours. Heaven forbid!