It's hard watching for everyone isn't it? but at least we are top of the league?

🛎Bale takes 3 minutes to take all 3 points against strikerless Brighton in a 2-1 win that lifts Spurs to 2nd.

🧸José throws toys out of the pram with 4 half-time substitutions against the number 1 matriculated side in Belgium, Royal Antwerp

💔Pochettino waltzes back into our lives, flaunting it on Monday Night football and compares Dele to Ronaldinho surely not.

- It's all hail Vinicius this week, as we applaud the Brazilian's standout debut for Spurs in the Europa League.

- We take a look at how Trippier, Foyth and Vertonghen are doing abroad owing to my lack of cancelling my Premier Sports subscription. UGH.

- and finally we examine the match that only a mother could love against the blunt instrument that is Burnley and how it was every bit as crucial as defacing United 1-6 at Old Trafford.

On the show this week we slobber all over the 3-3 with West Ham;

We take a forensic and yet apoplectic look at Project 'Big Picture'

which turned out to be Euro Super League. OOPS!!! 

and finally we discuss whether José is the perfect Covid Coach to deliver the prize we all crave.

Spurs ended the-fixture-pile-up-from-hell week with a resounding 1-6 at Old Trafford; a scoreline that beat the 1-5 demolition of United in 1959 (WHAAAAT?) when Bobby Smith was banging them in. 

Golly. What could it all mean ? 🤔 

- DIER TAKES A CARABAO ON CHELSEA'S LEAGUE CUP HOPES

- IT'S A 1-1 VAR HORROR SHOW AGAINST NEWCASTLE

- AND IT'S MACCABI OR BUST IN THE Europa League PLAY OFF FINAL

It's death by high line at St Mary's as Spurs send Southampton packing 2-5 followed by a 1-3 win in the Europa League playoffs against KF Shkendija in Macedonia to set up a tie against Maccabi Haifa. Ugh. It's gonna be a long year. 

Everton, Plovdiv, Bale and anti Communist Paramilitary movements are put under the microscope by the Hackney marshes prognosticators.

The Sunday morning suckers are back to pore over 3 middle order pre season wins; whether Hjobjerg could be the new Jordan Henderson and the Amazon fly in the ointment documentary 'All or Nothing'.

Hojbjerg and Hart are on the agenda this week as preseason resumes and everyone's in quarantine and why Lionel Messi after 20 years at Barca wants to be announced as a Spurs player in the bonus episode of All or Nothing documentary.