On Episode 92 of the Touchdowners, Off-season Purgatory of the NFL, we fantasize about the truth in the following 4 Downs:

 

How Do You Know You Have a Dad Bod? - Shaving abs into your chest hair.

Is This Real Life or Just Fantasy with Andy Holloway of the Fantasy Footballers Podcast - How much should you give up to own OBJ this off season?

Johnny Manziel Impersonates Kenny Powers in Memphis Bound and Down - Is Manziel's story a modern day Homer's Odyssey?

Touchdown: Some times reality is so crazy it feels like a fantasy.

 

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On Episode 91 of the Touchdowners, Free Agency Week of the NFL, we spend big money on shiny new toys in the following 4 Downs:

The 2019 Spring Fling Draft - Drafting our favorite parts of Spring.

The Free Agency Scouting Report - Why we should feel sorry for NFL owners during Free Agency?

The Browns are doing very un-Brown things - John Dorsey spends money like its his parent’s credit card?

Antonio Brown Raids the Bank - Do blonde mustaches equal paydays?

Touchdown: How much would you be willing to pay to make your problems go away?

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On Episode 90 of the Touchdowners, post NFL Combine Week, we improve only to fail in the following 4 Downs:

Dumb Home, Smart House - Could your house pass the Wonderlic Test?

It's the Skylar for Kyler - How to grow an inch overnight with Kyler Murray.

Check Out His Specs - What Combine numbers impress you the most?

Quit’n Witten Save MNF - Was Jason Witten a MNF failure?

Touchdown: Are improvements always progress?

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On Episode 89 of the Touchdowners, NFL Combine Week, we pay for services rendered in the following 4 Downs:

Father of the Year Award??? - Concerts vs 4 Year old’s birthdays

Dad-Bod CJ Anderson - Is he a modern day folk hero?

Strip-Mall Rubdowns with Robert Kraft - The fallout of Kraft’s actions

Swipe Right for Free Agents - Would you match with Jadeveon Clowney?

Touchdown: We put a price on character and public appearances.

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On Episode 88 of the Touchdowners, we explore the thin line between heroes and villains in the following 4 Downs:

Valentine’s GM - What’s the GOAT of Valentines Gifts?

Elway Plays Pin the Tail on the Donkey - Blindfolded QB Picking?

Did Kaepernick Win? - A sell out or a hero?

Trading Places - IV’s, Twitter Q & A’s, and Lil Wayne get traded.

Touchdown: The line between heroes and villains is razor thin and often changes multiple times.

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On Episode 87 of the Touchdowners, Week 1 of the AAF, we channel our inner Sideshow Bobs as we enter the circus known as the NFL Offseason in the following 4 Downs:

Grocery-Store Clothing - I need some milk, bread, eggs and a T-shirt?

Scouting Report: Week 1 of the AAF - Was it better than the Super Bowl?

Bounty-Gase - A family style blood feud brewing in New York.

Foles Gold - Would you pay $25 million for Nick Foles?

Touchdown: Has this offseason already been enough to quench our thirst for football?   

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On Episode 86 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Hangover Week of the NFL, we watch Blockbuster’s last movie rental “This is the End” in preparation for the end of NFL season in the following 4 Downs:

Does Toothpaste Really Work - Our bodies are our dentists.

Scouting Report: The Super Bowl - Worst Super Bowl ever?

We Fix the Offseason - Our plan for an unending football season.

Phins Down for Ryan Tannehill - Is it time to put Tannehill out to sea?

Touchdown:  Sometimes we don't want things to end but it is often better for us when they do.   

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On Episode 85 of the Touchdowners, Super Bowl Week of the NFL, we we wait for our impending doom in the following 4 Downs:

The Super Bowl of Stomach Flu’s - Are a sympathy puker?

Classic Sports Talk Radio: Rams Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Rams

Classic Sports Talk Radio Again: Pats Preview - Reasons to cheer for the Pats

Talking Cards with Miamicards89 - The suspense of chasing Pat Mahomes Rookie Card

Touchdown: Why is the wait often worse than the actual event?    

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On Episode 84 of the Touchdowners, Conference Championship Week of the NFL, we meet expectations while failing spectacularly in the following 4 Downs:

A Bad Omen at Work - Are You Ready, to get jacked up for work?

The Patron Saint of Rams - The Boy Genius vs Whistle Man

Belichick your Reid at the Door - Big Red gets contained by the Hoodie

Give Em the Gassey Eye - Chasing Floating Tacos with Adam Gase

Touchdown: How can something be so awesome and terrible at the same time?    

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On Episode 83 of the Touchdowners, Week 19 of the NFL, we put on our puka shell necklaces and dye our tips blonde in the following 4 Downs:

Mahomes for the Holidays - An argument about Goats

The Week 19 Scouting Report - A who’s who of who’s in and who’s out

Chasing Sean McVay - Can you call an offense? Good you got the gig

The Patrick Mahomes Effect - Kyler Murray + MLB = Next Pat Mahomes?

Touchdown: Are NFL executives just like our high school selves chasing after fads in an attempt to be cool?    

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