Are you grateful or full of grates? 

In our 5/5 extravaganza, JD&JOE carve open the tasty tofurkey to reveal a cornucopia of gelatinous gratitude. 

In this epicurean episode, we're serving sides and mains: 

• JOE's tinny, virally stuffed nose and vocals 
• JD is in the market for some new window blinds from "Mayfair..." 
• The etymology of (thanks)giving head - JOE is shook 
• The Christians came knocking on JOE's door. They left him a gift
• JD&JOE have designed cars. One is shark themed. One is shart themed
• Thanksgiving movie recommendations
• JD's neighbor, our new guest cohost 

Happy Thanksgiving Trip Du Fans! This episode is dedicated to you, our sleepy namesakes. 

Give us thanks @trip_dujour_podcast on Instagram. 

XOXO // JD&JOE 

 Welcome to episode four where we've gone Phishing! It's our garbage island episode of audio flotsam and jetsam. 

Your piscine pals JD&JOE catch, skin and gut the topic thusly: 

• Fishin' for compliments 
• Chicken or Fish? 
• Airfryer or Microwave? 
• The Trip Du Jour Poo Knife (Stankin' Shank) 
• Important Science! Healing power of fish skins 
• There's something fishy about Wilford Brimley 
• Reelin' in the nutritional load 

Grab your rod and hook your bait cuz we're reeling in the big one! 

XOXO / JD&JOE 

Bottomfish with us @trip_dujour_podcast 

 Happy Hallowed Weenus our wicked Trip Du Witches! 

For this year's unholy high holiday, JD&JOE decompose the wonderful world of Witching! 

Tricks and Treats include: 

• Contemporary witches 
• JD&JOE breakdown their personal witch qualities 
• Witch Titties & Witch Pails 
• The best way to unsubscribe a witch 
• JD's gelatinous green housewarming gift 
• JOE stans Ron Popeil 

To our beloved Trip Du Fans- Happy Halloween! 

XOXO - JD&JOE 

Trick us or Treat us @trip_dujour_podcast 

Greetings Trip-Du-Fans! 

This episode is brought to you by the letter "F." 

• Felching
• Friendship 
• FUPA 
• Frenulum 
• Fickle 
• Frenum 
• Failure 
• Fraternal 
• Farting 
• Fortune 
• Frantastic 
• Flashlight 

One of our shortest episodes ever but don't fret, it's still first-rate! 

XOXO 

JD&JOE 

Let's be fallacious friends! @trip_dujour_podcast

Welcome back, big-back-baddies!  

In our Season 5 opener, your daring hosts delve deep into the world of middle class fancy delicacy.  Join us as we rate, read and regale about our favorite home-cooked haunts.  

Learnings and musings include: 

• JOE tried some new air fresheners
• Olive Garden cannoli taste like bandages 
• JD and his ill-gotten cheese sticks from Bennigan's
• French lessons with JOE 
• Restaurant slogans need help 
• JD has beef trauma 
• JOE can't keep Cheesecake Factory out of his mouth 

Something wicked this way comes - Season 5 is alive!

xoxo 

JD&JOE 

Your favorite movers and shakers conclude a filthy fourth season with this fantastical finale. Category is, MOVING: 

• Violations 
• Bowels 
• Dancing 
• Domiciles 
• In your 40's 
• Sex in Cars 
• Move it or lose it 

Show us your moves and give us a follow @trip_dujour_podcast 

See you next season! 

xo 

JD&JOE 

Everyone has a favorite DAVE. And everyone has a least-favorite DAVE. In our twelfth most diabolical episode, JD&JOE dissect the dapper and devious DAVE's of the world- the famous, infamous and unknown. 

The DAVE's under debate include:  

• Letterman 
• Brother/Uncle/Father/Friend
• Navarro 
• Bowie 
• Matthews Band 
• Hasselhoff 
• DAVE .com
• Chappelle
• Grohl 
• Ken's Salad Dressing 

Who is your fav Dave? Let us know on Instagram @trip_dujour_podast

Is the Secret in the Sauce? Is there a Secret to Success? Are you doing "The Secret?" During our illusive eleventh episode, JD&JOE spill the beans and share some of their most vulnerable and valuable secrets: 

Some super saucy subjects include: 

- JD's secret music selections 

- JD&JOE share the circumstances of their conception - FAMILY SECRET

- JOE's friend's routine clap infections - FRIEND SECRET

- JD plays favorites with his cats - FELINE SECRET 

- JOE (re)shares his predilections for reality television  

Secrets don't make friends which is why we're bearing all to our beloved Trip Du Fans. Behold our eleventh installment - SECRET CONFESSIONS! 

Spill your secretions on us @trip_dujour_podcast on Instagram!

Avuncular; a·vun·cu·lar  
adjective: relating to an uncle 

This episode ain't about aunts. It's about uncles and JD&JOE are good uncles. Don't believe us? We brought proof. JD's niece Sydney, and Joe's niece Lorna make their first and probably last appearance on this podcast episode and give us the full TDJ treatment. On a scale from A to F, how did us bald baddies rank as uncles? Listen and find out! 

Other uncling musings: 
- Unk energy 
- JD&JOE have NEVER smoked Newports 
- Why JD&JOE don't have children 
- JOE (finally) fired his pedicurist 
- How JD discovered his feta-intolerance 

Look how Unk ass trippin' @trip_dujour_podcast 

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head? 

In our ninth installment of this season of four,
Your hosts review a movie of legend and lore. 
Not the book, nor the remake or false adaptation. 
It's the original gangster of confectious prestidigitation. 
It's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. 
Where the treats are aplenty and the tricks are for free.  
Behold our love letter to this formative flick, 
And follow us on Insta with one simple click. 

xoxo 
JD&JOE 
@trip_dujour_podcast