The Trumpton Podcast

The Trumpton Podcast

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  • Carry on Doctor

    It’s the 75th anniversary of the NHS this week, so our show is dedicated to the hardworking nurses, doctors, porters, scientists and tea-ladies of the National Health Service


    I’ve got Dr Mopp coming in to tell us what it’s like to be a GP in the NHS today

    Then Rishi Sunak will be here talk about his commitment to making the NHS sellable before he leaves office

    We can’t keep Sir Keir out of the studio, and he’ll be here to talk about the hand-picked Just Stop Oil protestor who ruined his big speech about giving speeches

    And Sir Clive Denby will be here to tells us about his radical plan for the NHS and his invite to George Osbournes wedding this weekend.

    And we’ll touch base with resident agony aunt Suella Braverman to put your health questions to her and I’ll be asking our money expert Lewis Martin about funding for the NHS

    But first lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to get the latest count of Tory MPs who’ve decided to resign before they lose the next election …. 


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    13 min
  • Apprentice PM

    We talk to Rishi Sunak about his new Labour plan for the NHS

    Money Expert Lewis Martin will join us to give you tips on how to manage your dwindling cash.

    Our new Agony Aunt, Suella Braverman will be helping you with your problems, and then I’ll be joined by Armchair General Trevor Tankie To talk about the war in Ukraine

    I’ll be finding out what's happening at the Trumpton Water Company

    and finally, I’ll be probing Sir Clive Denby … about his reprimand from the Privileges Committee

    But First lets go over to Aiden in the TBC chopper to find out how many Tory MPs and Mayoral Candidates are accused of sexual assault this week

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    17 min
  • Sub prime

    •Sir Kier Starmer tells us about his plans to take Glastonbury by storm

    •Local MP Clive Denby will join us to talk about interest rates

    •Just One Word – What is Lady?

    •I’ll have a chat with the Prime Minister about his new Anglo-Swedish project

    •And we’ll check in with The Trumpton 7th Anniversary of Brexit street party

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    16 min
  • Liar, Liar

    Gooooood Morning Trumpton Town … We’re forced to bring you a Boris Johnson special broadcast this week, so coming up 


    I’ll be talking to Border Forces’s sweetheart Suella Braverman about the big resignation


    Then we’ll check in with Sir Clive Denby to see how far up Boris’s colon he is right now.


    Then I’ll open the lines for your calls about Lying and Law and Order


    I’ve got a special guest on to talk about Berlusconi's death, then a new feature I’ve come up with called “Our Tune” and finally we’ll see if we can talk to the Big Dog himself, Boris Johnson.


    But first let’s go over to the TBC chopper to find out from Eye in the Sky Aiden how many lies Boris Johnson has told in the last 5 minutes … Aiden


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    22 min
  • Barges, Boris and Trump

    In a week when all the news happened just after we finished recording this episode this is an example of editing with hindsight.


    Johnson and Dorres resign, Trump Impeached and Sir Denby is in trouble again

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    17 min
  • Redacted

    Good morning, good evening and good night – what a show we have for you today,

    We have an exclusive interview with Boris Johnson about those controversial redacted whatsapp messages

    Then I’ll open the lines to you, and we’ll be talking about Education – is it really necessary now we have smart phones?

    Despite the restraining order, we’ll be joined by Tory MP Sir Clive Denby to talk about his tips for saving money during the cost-of-living crisis

    Then I’ll open the lines again for your favourite, and mine, the Just One Word Hour – today I want your one word answers to the question “What are benefits of Brexit?”

    And Sir Kier Starmer will be popping in to update us on his plan to be very controversial

    But first, it’s time to go over to the TBC Chopper and ask Aiden for the latest update on the number of Potholes in Trumpton … Aiden how many is it this week?

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    19 min
  • The Tribute Concert
    Suella is in more trouble, but reveals there's more to it than meets the eye, Sir Denby reveals he's going to the wrong concert and Brian reckons that the problem immigrants are Canadians

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    21 min
  • Cheese 42

    Jacob Ree-Smogg reveals his dark side, Sir Keir Starmer comes up with an outrageous plan and a surprise visit from Matt 'Human' Hancock - plus all the news from Trumptonshire, the NatCee Rally and lots of cheese.


    Brought to you by Barney McGrew's cheeseless cheese sandwiches and TVPN

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    15 min
  • The Trumpton Broadcasting Company

    The long awaited launch of the Trumpton Broadcasting Company's flagship show, hosted by friend of the Mayor Mike Dicks and featuring an exclusive interview with Suella Braverman, Royal chat with Sir Clive Denby and of course - you the listeners.


    Recorded in the Laines of Trumpton by Mike Dicks and Aiden Goatley

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    17 min
  • A Trumpton Christmas Carol - The Whole Book of Staves
    A Trumpton Christmas Carol, a Ghost Story for Christmas where Rishi-Scrooge learns an immoral lesson from three spirits.


    This is the complete book of Staves - (as Dickens called them) each Stave is available separately, this version is for those of you who have too much audio time on your hands

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    43 min

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The official podcast of the satirical town of Trumpton bringing you a perspective on the news from the mind of the creator of Mr Mayor, the fictional leader of the Anti-Social Media…