Wow. This movie was so good at being godawful, we couldn't stop talking about it. Join Tom, Calvin, and Paul discuss one for the record books, a film called "Bigfoot vs DB Cooper." We had so much to talk about we had to make two episodes. We could have made more. Many more. This movie's got everything...hijackings, cryptids, hunky boys and their not so hunky friend, narrators, turkey hunting, running, pose-offs, gun safety training, more running, and abs, abs, abs! Hell, we even end this episode with a cliff-hanger. I mean, cliff is hung! Never fear, Part 2 will be posted in just a few days.

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Thomas, Calvin, and Paul review, as best they are able to with their limitations, the 2006 movie "Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon." This film does what it can to prove that sex scenes and porn stars don't necessarily make a film sexy. In fact, this film may contribute to Erectile Dysfunction, so listen to this episode and find out if you and your friends can take that chance. The movie stars a cast of actors, and also Ron Jeremy. He plays Ranger Rick, maybe. It's a cryptic horror film as well as a sexy film noir for about, oh, eight or nine minutes, then it goes back to that horror film stuff. Anyway, the boys have fun trying to remember what actually happened, and neither will you.

Tom, Calvin, and Paul review a second movie in a row they have to consider a basically good film. What the hell is the world coming to!? This episode, they are checking out 2006's "The Wild Man of the Navidad." It's got mean-ass Texans, an awful character who dies without anyone finding out how horrible he is, a guy who sends people to their deaths but isn't blamed, moonshine, and of course a...well, let's call him "Bigfootish." Annnndd...this movie has direct ties to "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" Please enjoy a review of this movie which may be the most Kafkaesque of all Bigfoot flicks.

Yes, that is the name of a movie, and not only that, but a movie the Turkish Diplomats almost feel bad about talking about because it's technically a good movie! Don't worry, the boys have plenty to criticize, starting with the title, but find out what this Sam Elliott (yes, that Sam Elliott) vehicle has to offer. There are plenty of tangents, as always, so no worries they'll actually stay on topic. Did we mention the title? I mean, for the love of all that is holy, that title...

The boys are back with a review of what may be a historical find for their long-term Bad Movie Night operations...a movie that may have reached the bottom of the barrel for bad movies. Check out the discussion, and the apparent revulsion, to a movie that's not only godawful, but may have clones and sequels living in equal craptivity. Meet the movie that may have come closer to breaking The Turkish Diplomats more than any other film they have viewed.

Welcome to the long-anticipated third episode of The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise. It's just Tom and Paul for this outing as they continue their saunter through the world of horrible Bigfoot movies. Listen as they review and discuss the 2016 Hairy Palm d'or winner "Bigfoot vs Zombies."

Welcome to the second episode of "The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise." The boys review one of the first Bigfoot-centered motion pictures, creatively named "Bigfoot." It's a 1970 release starring John Carradine, a couple of Mitchums and Crosbys, and every out-of-work cowboy star still alive at the time. Also, Yamaha motorcycles.

Welcome to the first ever episode of "The Turkish Diplomats Present Charming Noise." This week, Tom, Cal, and Paul review "Bigfoot's Wild Weekend," which is something like a movie, in that it is on some streaming services and runs about as long as a movie. Actually, they will be reviewing Bigfoot-connected movies all season, unless they don't. NOTE: There is some naughty, naughty language, mostly from Paul.