What do Blair Whaldorf and The Master have in common? Manicures, minions, and self professed power that renders them powerless. This is a Hellmouth, that not even Blair can get herself out of, fortunately Buffy is here to slay her demons.

Join Charlie as she unpacks the pain of growing up, how to not speak to an incel (Xander), and the sewer rat lurking in the shadows.

Timestamps:

Podcast Housekeeping: 00:00

1x01: Welcome To The Hellmouth: 02:59

1x02: The Harvest: 29:44

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Sabrina the teenage bitch casts a love spell on Lonely Boy, only his heart belongs to the Princess of Monaco and no love spell will change that S. Blair let’s God take the wheel and breaks the heart of the Wolf of Wall Street and Georgina should trade the laptop for a black hoodie. Nobody is ever doing what they should be on the Upper East Side. - XO XO, TV Socialites

Charlie and Eve unpack Blair’s psyche, roll their eyes at Serena’s pathetic actions towards Dan and raise awareness for relationship OCD. You don’t want to miss this.

Gossip Girl Episodes Covered:

- 5x9: Rhodes To Perdition

- 5x10: Riding in Town Cars With Boys

- 5x11: The End Of The Affair

- 5x12: Father And The Bride

- 5x13: G.G

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Hello Upper East Siders, we interrupt your weekly listen with a service announcement that we’ve been awarded as the podcast with the most technical issues, isn’t that exciting? We have earned it. Unfortunately, much like Vanessa’s antics, our file was corrupted and Eve ended up talking to a ghost from 01:17:48. We apologise for the inconvenience and are working behind the scenes to make sure this doesn’t keep happening - XO XO Tv Socialites

Hemingway once said, “All things truly wicked start from innocence” and Lucas Scott was born and ended up on our table, where we ripped into every crime he committed. You can’t be a pretentious serial cheat and get away with it Lucas, we’ll see you on the court - XO XO Tv Socialites

This season on the Nando’s scale, our next victim, Lucas Scott takes home the trophy for most crimes committed (62) and we obliterate him for being a pretentious asshole with a Peyton-Sawyer-hero-complex. From the most frustrating, drawn out love triangle in teen drama history to bargaining with health, you won’t want to miss this. (We think Lucas should be anyone other than him).

The entirety of Lucas’s arc on One Tree Hill is spoiled in this rage driven episode. Please listen at your own risk.

Hey Upper East Siders. We promised we would commute all over the world - Miami, Orange County, Wisteria Lane (wink) - but we do need to get a check up to make sure we're fit to travel. But wait, what in the Sacred Heart is going on here? Blue eyed cuties, incompetent blondies, petty janitors - this hospital has so much to comment on. If we can get Dr Daddy, sorry, Dr Cox, to treat us, we might be staying here a while... Xo xo, TV Socialites (from a pit stop) Ps: Much like Juliet, Elliot doesn’t work here anymore

Scrubs Episodes Mentioned:

1x1: My First Day

1x2: My Mentor

1x3: My Best Friends Mistake

1x4: My Old Lady

1x5: My Two Dads

1x6: My Bad

1x7: My Super Ego

1x8: My Fifteen Minutes

1x9:My Day Off

1x10: My Nickname

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Gossip Girl here, whilst I enjoy sipping martinis on the beach as I observe Serena’s LA antics, I’m ready to return home where, a certain future princess of Monaco is living her best Mamma Mia life. Who’s the daddy B? You can’t avoid it forever, not that your double D team will let you. Also returning to the Upper East Side? Our very own favourite con artist, Ivy Dickens, and she’s ready to show this world that she does belong. Fortunately for us all, with the return of our loved ones comes the exit of Vanessa Abrams, and we are ready to celebrate. This may not be our favourite batch, but we are happy to see her go.

-XO XO, TV Socialites

Gossip Girl Episodes Covered:

4x21: Shattered Bass: (07:56)

4x22: The Wrong Goodbye (43:11)

5x1: Yes, Than Zero (01:06:46)

5x2: Beauty And The Feast (01:31:41)

5x3: The Jewel of Denial (01:51:54)

"Hey Upper East Siders. We are more than prepared to say hello to our favourite con artist Charlie/Ivy as we say goodbye to nonce Ben, please die on your way out. Shame Vanessa can't follow him. Instead, she tries to get back into Dan's heart, not that she was ever there to begin with. He is pining for Blair, who is now starring in her own version of Mamma Mia, New York style. Royal fantasies, evil best friends and house arrests - we're here to talk it all. And we will not let Chuck Bass off easy this time." - XO XO TV SOCIALITES

Gossip Girl Episodes Covered

4x16-4x20

4x16: While You Weren’t Sleeping

4x17: Empire of The Son

4x18: The Kids Stay In The Picture

4x19: Petty in Pink

4x20: The Princesses And The Frog

HEAVY SPOILERS FOR:

One Tree Hill

Glimore Girls

Buffy

Desperate Housewives

Pretty Little Liars

The Vampire Diaries

How I Met Your Mother

90210

Girl Meets World

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We interrupt your listening experience with technical difficulties, our connection seemed to have crashed because of Serena and Ben. Expect better reception next week. Bye Ben.