The Two Beer Queers

Yes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart, the power of Dan Levy, and JANE. We love Jane. Plus, discussion of Elliot Page, adoration of Miley Cyrus and her wild TikTok comments, and what the heck is going on with the Matthew Morrison hate.

Like any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and noteworthy for your screen. Plus, one of the queers is blonde now - talk about a crisis.

Did gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of history can change over time. Plus, a little celebration for a Biden victory. Bring your champagne!

Just in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a heckin' confuse.

It literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance.

Couple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID?

Everywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children.

Okay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're obsessed with Among Us.

The Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body)

Pumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all!