The first of a series of shorter episodes we're calling Stubby Ranks. The Rankers discuss their Top 5 Cheeses. A few topic side notes include a strange McDonalds order and early Christmas Dinners.

Darren & Matt are joined by comedian Danny Mark to discuss his top 5 Comedy Influences. We also discuss home schooling, bad facial hair and Twitter wars.

"We're like Vic & Bob and one extra one". Darren & Matt are joined by comedian & fellow podcaster Aaron Jay. Aaron tells the Rankers who his Top 5 Comedy Influences are. There are also a lot of Office quotes and references used. You can catch Aaron on his podcast - Smiling Politely

Darren & Matt are joined by comedian Nelson Gombakomba. Nelson tells the Rankers his Top 5 Comedy Influences as we battle to hold a stable WIFI connection! Nelson also shows off his Top 5 pairs of glasses (but only via the video chat. Sorry listeners)

Darren & Matt rank the Top 5 Albums that were released between 2000-2005. In addition, they have a very in depth chat about their DIY projects involving MDF.

Darren & Matt are joined by comedian Louie Green. Louie tells the Rankers who his Top 5 Comedy Influences are, Darren blows his own trumpet and Matt has a great story about Charles Dickens.

Darren & Matt rank their top 5 moments from the popular TV series The Office. If you love the TV show then this will be right up your street. Also Matt gives you the low down on an outrageous deal on Pepsi Max from B&M.

Darren & Matt rank the Top 5 football players who have never appeared at the FIFA World Cup.

In the pilot episode, Darren & Matt discuss which players would be in their fantasy football teams. In an interesting twist, they have to select player who have not played for the same club or be from the same nation.