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  • Labor, Logistics, and Losing Our Minds

    Um, Sir… why is everything terrible, radioactive, and somehow still about bathrooms?

    Emily and Samie are joined by Ryan Johnson, a veteran truck driver and Teamster, to unpack how trucking, labor rights, and basic human dignity collide. Ryan breaks down how trucking is structured to reward long hours, unpaid waiting time, and “pay by the mile” systems that leave workers absorbing all the risk — including the fight to secure something as basic as bathroom access.

    The conversation escalates (quickly) into fracking, radioactive wastewater, and how hazardous materials are moved and dumped with little enforcement, putting workers and communities at risk. It’s bleak, sharp, and painfully funny — a reminder that everything is connected, and none of it works without labor.


    CHECK OUT
    Snohomish Podcast Network
    International Brotherhood of Teamsters
    General Teamsters Local Union No. 38
    HB 1706, Concerning truck drivers ability to access restroom facilities (2022) WA State Legislature
    Trucker Resource, Port of Everett

    LISTEN
    From Pitch To Puget Sound - upcoming new show!
    Good Time Girls in Bellingham - Bellingham History

    WATCH

    Ice Road Truckers, The History Channel
    Poisoned Waters (full documentary), PBS Frontline
    Geochemistry of produced waters sourced from the Marcellus Shale, Justin Makey, PhD, YouTube


    READ

    America’s Radioactive Secret, By Justin Nobel (2020), Rolling Stone

    I’m A Twenty Year Truck Driver, I Will Tell You Why America’s “Shipping Crisis” Will Not End, By Ryan Johnson, Medium
    I Am A Twenty Year Truck Driver, Part 2: How Truckers Are Paid, By Ryan Johnson, Medium

    Radioactive Shadow Workers: The treatment of oil and gas field waste is a dirty industry’s dirtiest secret, By Justin Nobel, Sierra Club Magazine

    Truckers Petition Feds to Enforce HAZMAT Rules on Oil and Gas Waste, By Dustin Renaud, Earth Justice

    Orphan Well Explosion in Wayne National Forest Injures 6, Including 5 Critically, The Intelligencer


    SUPPORT
    Worker-led labor organizations and strike funds supporting drivers, warehouse workers, and port labor.

    Environmental justice groups fighting toxic dumping and injection wells, especially in Appalachia.

    Local and national efforts pushing for enforcement of existing hazmat and labor laws (not just new bills).


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    Union-made goods
    Waste: One Woman's Fight Against America's Dirty Secret by Catherine Coleman Flowers (2020)

    Run to Failure: BP and the Making of the Deepwater Horizon Disaster by Abrahm Lustgarten (2012)

    Poisoned Water: How the Citizens of Flint, Michigan, Fought for Their Lives and Warned the Nation by Candy J. Cooper and Marcina Wheeler (2020)

    Not radioactive road salt. Ever. Just… don’t.


    LEARN MORE
    Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA)
    Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)
    Basics of hazardous materials law, bills of lading, National Motor Freight Traffic Association (NMFTA)
    How to read rail and truck placards

    1 hr 32 min
  • Um, Civics: Please Open Your Ballot

    This week on Um, Sir, Emily and Samie are joined by veteran educator Steve Cross for a wide-ranging conversation that connects everyday chaos to the very real stakes of public education. From teaching middle school and surviving ninth graders to Caribbean travel detours and student protests, they manage to discuss it all. 


    Listen as they attempt to break down school levies and bonds, share how property taxes actually fund schools, and discuss why low-turnout elections have lasting consequences for students, teachers, and communities. It’s a reminder that school funding isn’t abstract—it’s counselors, class sizes, safe buildings, and support kids rely on every day. 


    Civics, but make it human.


    CHECK OUT

    Vote.Wa.Gov
    Snohomish Podcast Network
    Everett Public Schools Bond and Levy Information
    Snohomish School District Levy Information
    Property Tax Basics - Municipal Research & Service Center (MRSC)
    Everett High School students walked out of classes today in protest ICE activity in Snohomish County and around the country - Instagram, Iganniphoto
    Happening now at the Snohomish County Campus Plaza. Everett High School students have gathered to protest ICE, today, Tuesday, Jan. 13. - Facebook, Everett Post

    LISTEN

    Um, Sir Podcast: RFK Impersonations, Property Tax Bills, and Smut
    Um, Sir Podcast: The System Is Designed to Kill Your Bil

    Morbid Podcast - Spotify

    Every Outfit Podcast


    WATCH

    Bonds & Levies: What’s the Difference - NWESD YouTube 

    Hilary Knight on Chasing Olympic Gold, Team USA Pressure, and the Future of Women’s Hockey - FanSided NHL, YouTube

    Aneta Tejralova —> Sarah Fillier #HFHits - HockeyFights, Instagram

    Professor Shocks High School by Speaking Gen Z Slang - Facebook


    READ

    Everett High students walk out to protest ICE activity - Everett Herald
    Local high school students rally in support against ICE activities - The Clipper
    Schools eye fixes to leaky roofs, aging boilers, old tech - Everett Herald (April 17, 2022)
    The Pathfinder: The Ballot Information Problem - Cascade PBS 

    In Our View: Local media’s decline factors into election - The Columbian

    Equal is Not Good Enough: An Analysis of School Funding Across the U.S. and Within Each State - The Education Trust

    Breaking down WA's school funding formula - Cascade PBS

    Explainers on property taxes and special taxing districts (fire, school, library, ports)

    2023 is the new worst: Washington again sets a record for low turnout in a general election - The Cascadia Advocate
    Seattle Torrent player suspended for 'forceful, predatory' check to opponent's head - KOMO News


    SUPPORT

    (PBS) Public Broadcasting Systems

    Support KUOW & NPR


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    Rum from Antigua (coconut, vanilla, cardamom optional) - Total Wine and More

    Torrent Hockey Tickets


    LEARN MORE

    Levy Data, Rolls, and Election Results Data - Washington Office of Superintendent of Public Instruction
    Granite Falls School District Levy Information
    Snohomish County Sample Ballots and Voters Guide
    Northwest Educational Service District (ESD 189)

    1 hr 24 min
  • Um, Civics: The System Is Designed to Kill Your Bill

    Emily walks Ashley (and all of us) through how a bill actually becomes law in Washington. Spoiler: it’s messy, slow, and absolutely designed to kill your idea. Using the fictional Rhythm Reduction Act (RIP dancing), they break down committees, sponsors, lobbyists, hearings, caucuses, companion bills, and why a 60-day session turns everyone feral. Along the way: dinosaurs, pickleball, Bic pens, why the minority party controls the clock, and a reminder that democracy is less Schoolhouse Rock and more group project with deadlines and vibes.

    CHECK OUT

    Washington State Legislature Bill Tracker

    The Snohomish Podcast Network

    Committee schedules & public hearing calendars 

    Washington State legislative session calendar & cutoff deadlines

    *Research your favorite advocacy organization and find their Advocacy Day! 


    LISTEN

    Um, Sir Podcast

    Um, Civics: FIFA 2026 and the Politics Behind the Pitch

    Capitol Ideas Podcast


    WATCH

    I'm Just a Bill, Schoolhouse Rock - YouTube 

    TVW - Committee hearings livestreams from Olympia

    READ

    The Washington Standard 

    Axios Politics

    Fiscal notes (and why they kill dreams)
    Governor’s Veto Power in Washington: How It Works and Why It Matters - Tri City Regional Chamber of Commerce
    Initiative and Referendum Processes - National Conference of State Legislatures


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    Pocket Constitution
    Washington State Legislative Gift Center!


    LEARN MORE

    Washington State Civic Education Programs

    1 hr 26 min
  • Tragic Optimism & Costco Receipts

    In this messy New Year’s edition of Um, Sir Podcast, Emily holds down the mic solo and rings in the new year with Everett real estate powerhouse Ashley Bolden for a raw, wide-ranging conversation that spirals exactly where it needs to. From Costco sticker shock and the true cost of living, to housing affordability, civil liberties, nihilism vs. hope, and whether West Virginia is a secret real-estate opportunity or an absolute no. Nothing is off the table. Along the way, Emily confidently misquotes several philosophers, attributes at least one quote to the wrong person, then powers through anyway, proving once again that vibes > citations. This is a New Year check-in for anyone exhausted by late-stage capitalism but still stubbornly committed to finding meaning, community, and a way forward.

    CHECK OUT

    The Income Needed to Buy a Home in 2025 - Post Referenced, Facebook

    The Snohomish Podcast Network

    Everett Recovery Café (community recovery & mutual aid model)

    Everett Rotary Club 


    LISTEN

    Um, Sir Podcast

    Neighbor-ish: Building Community Through Homeownership (and Renting, Too) -  the At-Homish Podcast

    Brene Brown on Comparative Suffering

    WATCH

    Alone (Reality Survival) Show

    Broad City, The Florida Sun - Comedy Central 


    READ

    Broad City, S04E07 "Florida" Discussion Thread - Reddit

    Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl - by Max Gravenstein, Medium

    'Tragic optimism': The antidote to toxic positivity - Allie Volpe, BBC

    Affordability and Homebuilding: State-by-State Report Cards - Realtor.com

    Freedom in the 50 States: An Index of Personal and Economic Freedom - CATO Institute

    Margaret Mead’s work and quotes on collective action - Goodreads

    West Virginia health care ranked worst in the nation - Ellen Allen, West Virginia Watch

    Pieces on burnout, nihilism, and resilience in political organizing


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    Planned Parenthood Marketplace

    Toilet paper (apparently still emotionally charged)

    Co-Op Supply Snohomish County

    *Books instead of things

    *Secondhand or cooperative goods


    LEARN MORE

    Introduction to the Property Tax–School Funding Connection - Lincoln Institute of Land Policy

    Rural and Urban Health - Georgetown University, Health Policy Institute

    How abortion laws vary by state - Guttmacher

    Ethical Considerations in Real Estate Investing 

    Red States Are Losing Their Housing Edge - City Journal

    Community Organizing 101: How to Start a Social Movement - Marta Brzosko

    54 min
  • Stadiums, Soccer & Late-Stage Capitalism

    Keith Macaulay joins Emily in Everett for a wide-ranging, slightly unhinged (in a good way) conversation about sports, money, vibes, and why fan culture actually matters. From soccer chants and Mariners loyalty to NIL chaos, stadium politics, FIFA corruption, and the economics behind who wins (and who tanks), this episode connects the dots between sports, power, and civic life with strong opinions, petty moments, and plenty of sir sass.

    READ

    Ex-Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels: Sonics were gone ‘the day they were sold’ - The Seattle Times

    Everett Forges Ahead with Downtown Stadium for Minor League Sports - The Urbanist

    FIFA president Gianni Infantino accused of rules breach over Trump - ESPN

    Analysis of MLS revenue sharing and league structure
    Pieces on sportswashing and global soccer politics - Journal on Democracy


    LISTEN

    Um, Sir Podcast
    Copa90 (soccer fan culture + documentaries)
    Stephen A. Smith is Ruining Sports Television - YouTube


    WATCH

    Seattle City Council sells out the SuperSonics - Sonicsgate, YouTube
    Who Killed the Expos?
    (documentary on the Montreal Expos relocation)

    Ted Lasso (Apple TV — debated heavily, not endorsed 😅)

    Club de Cuervos (Netflix, Spanish-language soccer drama, strongly recommended)

    MLS matches (if you already have Apple TV… sorry)

    CHECK OUT

    The Snohomish Podcast Network

    Snohomish United FC (men’s & upcoming women’s teams)

    Everett AquaSox

    Everett Silver Tips (WHL)

    Portland Timbers

    Ballard FC / Salmon Bay FC


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    Cowbells (for vibes, not apologies)

    LEARN MORE

    NIL (Name, Image, Likeness) - NCAA

    Outdoor Event Center - City of Everett 

    1 hr 27 min
  • Um, Civics: FIFA 2026 and the Politics Behind the Pitch

    Emily is joined by Washington State Rep. Julio Cortes for an Um, Civics crash course on the 2026 FIFA World Cup, what it means for Everett and Washington State, and how government actually prepares for global events. They also dig into banning masked law enforcement interactions, protecting immigrant families, fixing Washington’s upside-down tax code, and what to expect from a tough legislative session ahead. Civics, but make it accessible.

    CHECK OUT


    Snohomish County Podcast Network


    WATCH


    Participation trophies have gone too far! -  The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    2026 FIFA World Cup Final Draw | Full Show | FOX Soccer

    Seattle prepares to share World Cup 2026 spotlight with 9 Washington fan zone cities - KOMO 4 News


    READ


    Pride Match - Egypt Vs. Iran - Instagram 

    FIFA — 2026 World Cup structure, host cities, teams

    Washington State Welcomes the World: A Breakdown to FIFA World Cup 2026™ Fan Zones - Seattle Ballooning

    Washington State Legislature -Legislative session info & bill tracking

    Seattle Pride Statement on the FIFA World Cup 

    SB 5855 (Washington State) - Bill banning face-concealing coverings for law enforcement

    California Masked Law Enforcement Law - Court case & precedent referenced

    Family Separation Rapid Response Team -WA Department of Children, Yout,h and Families

    Ferguson backs income tax on WA residents earning over $1M - Washington State Standard 

    Funding Public Good through Progressive Tax Reform - Economic Opportunity Institute

    FIFA World Cup 2026 Economic Impact $929+ Million Projected - Seattle Sports Commission 


    BUY. IF YOU MUST

    US Soccer Pride Kit

    Airbnb and FIFA announce major multi-tournament


    LEARN MORE

    Snohomish United Soccer 

    Regressive vs. Proportional vs. Progressive Taxes: An Overview - Investopedia

    Legislative Session Hearings - TVW 

    How the Washington State Budget Works — Washington State Fiscal Information

    Washington State Legislature Guide to Lawmaking

    Law Enforcement Transparency Laws — Mask bans, identification requirements

    Immigration Casework Support — How legislators & congressional offices help constituents

    How to Contact Your Washington State Legislators 

    38th Legislative District, Marysville, Tulalip, and Everett, Senator June Robinson, Representative Julio Cortes & Representative Mary Fosse

    Fan Zones Explained — Reddit



    37 min
  • Um, Civics: Vision, Traction, and Getting the Bag

    This week on Um, Sir, we’re joined by Matt Hansen, EOS implementer, mountain enthusiast, inventor with nine patents, and a genuinely thoughtful guide to how systems actually work. We talk Cascades hikes, Patagonia’s values vs. capitalism tension, Washington’s upcoming tax fights, and what it really takes to build something with intention. Matt helps us connect business frameworks to civic life, while we ask the eternal question: how do you stay values-driven and get the bag? Civics, leadership, business, money, and meaning, in one episode. Welcome to be here.
     
    Guest Convo Links
    Matt Hansen, EOS Worldwide Implementer
    North Cascade Institute - Washington Hikes
    Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business - ThriftBooks
    Cutthroat Pass via the Pacific Crest Trail - Washington Trails Association
    Mount Pilchuck - Washington Trails Association
    Kendall Katwalk - Washington Trails Association
    Mountain Loop General Store - Verlot, Washington
    Patagonia Work in Progress Report
    Patagonia - Store

    Civics Update: State Legislature
    Representative Shaun Scott - Washington State Legislature
    Tech for Taxes - Instagram
    Tech companies are abusing tax policy to scam us out of money our state needs to fund critical social services - Tech 4 Taxes Instgram
    Rep. Shaun Scott Unveils “Well Washington Fund,” a Progressive Payroll Excise Tax to Protect Washington Families from Trump’s Austerity Budget - Washington State Democrats
    Senator Rebecca Saldaña Maps Out Legislative Priorities for 2026 Session - Hacks & Wonks Podcast
    WA Democrats’ latest run at taxing the state’s largest companies - Jerry Cornfield, Washington State Standard
    Invest WA Now
    State Budget & Revenue - Washington Budget & Policy Center

    Other Links
    Burkett's Boutique - Everett, Washington
    Snohomish Podcast Network - Join
    Red Trux - Audio & Video Services

    1 hr 34 min
  • Sh*t Storms & Sweater Weather

    This week on Um, Sir, the world is still on fire, and Trump, tariffs, tire factories, and meat mail all made the same episode. Samie and Emily kick things off with Trump spending Thanksgiving tossing around the R-word like a stale dinner roll, while simultaneously dismantling the Department of Education like it’s a Black Friday doorbuster.  


    Meanwhile, Boy Scouts and immigrant truckers are suddenly on the GOP’s hit list; Everett Public Schools is bracing for a LifeWise lawsuit; AI is getting creepier; Charlie’s tail survives; and tire shopping becomes a political crisis. 


    Oh, and Emily soft-launches her 2040 presidential campaign and wants to know when her Costco tariff check is coming.

    TONIGHT! Podcast Network Mixer | Wed. Dec. 10 | Rustic Cork Mill Creek

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    TEST YOURSELF
    Can you spot AI videos from real ones? - NPR


    LISTEN

    New moves to dismantle the Education Department raise legal questions - NPR

    Trump administration shares plan to dismantle more of the Department of Education - NPR

    Documents show Pentagon preparing to sever ties with Scouting - NPR

    Pete Hegseth is a F******* Douch - TikTok

    The DOT says it wants to make trucking safer, but some see an 'immigration raid' - NPR


    WATCH

    Wrap the Epstein Files Around Your Tree - The Daily Show, Facebook

    Rep. Massie Voices Concerns Over Trump and Epstein Files - TikTok

    Religious group threatens to sue Everett School District over access restrictions - KIRO 7 News Seattle


    READ

    Comments from the National Down Syndrome Society - Instagram
    Nursing Excluded as 'Professional' Degree By Department of Education - Nurse.Org

    Nursing programs excluded from 'professional degree' status under new federal loan rules. Here's what would change - KING 5

    WA becomes third state to allow punishment for 'stealthing' - KOMO News

    New law criminalizes disclosure of AI-generated sexual images, videos - Cascadia

    Quit Clicking Kids Legislation - Latest Washington Updates

    Hope Walz: Trump slur against father unleashed ‘s‑‑‑storm’ toward family - The Hill

    Australia's first ‘sexting’ laws have been introduced with those found guilty of distributing naked pictures without consent facing TWO YEARS in jail - The Daily Mail


    IF YOU HAVE TO BUY

    Les Schwab Tires

    Shop Red Bag

    The Little Blue Cart

    1 hr 1 min
  • Um, Civics: Arizona — Exporting Copper and Crazy

    Emily returns from Arizona with a suitcase full of political chaos and sunscreen residue, and Samie settles in to hear all about it. From right-to-work headaches to a legislature held together by vibes, Emily breaks down Arizona’s wild policy landscape, including their billion-dollar school voucher fiasco (yes, someone bought lingerie with public education money).


    They also reintroduce themselves to new listeners, one recovering legislator, one recovering drug addict, both firmly at D-list celebrity status, and remind everyone why Um, Sir and Um, Civics exist: to make government make sense without making anyone feel stupid.


    It’s Arizona politics, the five C’s, and more sass than their incumbent Mine Inspector deserved.

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    RSVP
    Podcast Mixer | Snohomish Podcasts Network
    Wed. Dec. 10 | Rustic Cork Mill Creek - Wear your Sweaters (Cute or Ugly!)

    Listen 

    Curmudgeon’s Corner Podcast

    At-homish Podcast

    Storytelling in a Small Town Podcast

    Snohomish County Storytellers Podcast


    Check Out

    Washington Institute for a Democratic Future

    Black Lives Matter Phoenix Metro

    Arizona Governor’s Office of Budget & Strategic Planning

    Arizona Education Association

    Aliento AZ

    Resilient Strategies 

    Freedom to Learn Foundation

    Intersection Government Relations 

    Arizona Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee

    Snohomish County Podcast Network

    Shasti Conrad, Meet the Chair of the Washington State Democratic Party

    Arizona Democratic Party Elects Charlene Fernandez as Chair - AZ Dems

    Arizona State Legislature

    AZ Visit Overview - Instagram

    AZ Visit Day 1 - Instagram

    AZ Visit, Day 2- Instagram


    Watch

    WAIDF Election Recap Post - Instagram

    WAIDF Election Recap Post - Instagram


    Read

    Katie Wilson’s Path to Election Victory, Precinct by Precinct - The Urbanist

    'I'll be cheering for him': Takeaways from Trump and Mamdani's surprisingly cordial meeting - BBC

    The Arizona Cardinals are 0-5 since they hosted the Charlie Kirk Memorial Event at State Farm Stadium - Reddit

    Bill Pierce for AZ Mine Inspector - Facebook 

    Joe Hart prevails in Arizona mine inspector race - AZ Central

    Arizona Faces Sweeping Budget Cuts, Driven by Flat Tax and Private School Vouchers - Arizona Center on Budget and Policy Priorities
    AZ school voucher expansion draws fire over fraud allegations, cost concerns - FOX 10

    How students are faring in Arizona’s voucher program that could be adopted nationwide - PBS

    Arizona school voucher program ignored state audit law for nearly a year, officials say - AZ Mirror

    ESA parents bought diamond rings, lingerie, and Kenmore appliances with education tax dollars - NBC 12 News

    Phoenix sees sharp rise in police shootings since Trump DOJ ended oversight in May - Cronkite News

    Phoenix police routinely used excessive force and violated civil rights, DOJ says - PBS News


    1 hr 22 min
  • Chaos, Crocs, Cadavers & Corruption

    RELEASE THE FILES! Wait… WHAT?!

    Emily and Samie break down a wild week in politics and life. From MTG’s surprise resignation to the newly released Epstein emails implicating major political players. They roast Trump’s fantasy “$2,000 tariff checks,” dive into hidden million-dollar payouts for GOP senators, and react to a federal move letting foster parents misgender kids. Between political chaos, cadaver dogs in Snohomish, quitting nicotine, and free Crocs, the hosts bring their signature mix of snark, outrage, and “we’re just trying to survive this timeline.” 


    Join Us

    Podcast Network Mixer | Wed. Dec. 10 | Rustic Cork Mill Creek

    Snohomish County Podcast Network 

    Check Out

    Snohomish Walks

    Dog's Devotion: True Adventures of a K9 Search and Rescue Team, By James Guy Mansfield and Suzanne Elshult - Thrift Books

    Rick Steves Europe - A Symphonic Journey

    Gregg Olsen Books


    Please Don’t Buy

    Crocs Echo Clogs Sandals Sport Mode Aloe Green - eBay


    Watch

    Marjorie Taylor Greene Resigns, Sky News - TikTok

    But Her Emails!! NINE Years AGO!, Face the Nation - YouTube

    President Donald Trump reacted strongly after ABC News reporter Mary Bruce asked him about files - NBC News

    Republican Congresswoman Virginia Foxx (N.C.) got furious, Independent - TikTok

    Rep. McGovern slammed his GOP colleagues, saying he hopes they enjoyed their "8-week vacation" - Courier News Room, TikTok
    A hidden clause in the government shutdown bill could give 8 senators at least $1M each | king5.com

    Men are Natural Leaders, Eli Rallo  - TikTok
    Conde Nast Restructuring, Lexi McMenamin - TikTok 

    Read

    The Emails - The New York Times
    The only 'no' vote on releasing Epstein files - BBC

    Nobody's Girl - A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice, By Virginia Roberts Giuffre - Penguin Random House 

    Supreme Court declines to revisit gay marriage decision - NPR

    U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols - Washington Post

    Federal memo: foster parents free to misgender at will - The Seattle Times

    New DNA Analysis Reveals Hitler May Have Had a Micropenis - The Daily Beast

    Trump floats tariff 'dividends' even while plan shows major flaws - NPR

    Who has President Trump pardoned and why? - NPR


    Random

    Swiss billionaire Ernesto Bertarelli


    Listen 

    Curmudgeon’s Corner 

    1 hr 13 min

About The Um, Sir Podcast

From the publisher's feed

Hosted by Emily in Everett and her neighbor Samie, Um, Sir serves up spicy commentary on politics, pop culture, and the chaos where they collide.