Welcome back, BS Freeloaders! On this special pre-Fourth of July edition of the podcast, Brian and Mel are getting ready for America’s upcoming 250th birthday. Between Brian’s deeply disturbing holiday wardrobe plans, a review of some truly unhinged patriotic merchandise, and a collection of the absolute wildest news stories the internet has to offer, this is one milestone celebration you won't forget.

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Brian's Patriotism: Brian reveals his plans to celebrate America's 250th birthday by walking around all weekend in a red, white, and blue flag Speedo thong, much to Mel's visible horror.

The Sun Prairie Debate: The hosts try to figure out if Sun Prairie has actual holiday fireworks, or if they just have to settle for the local midget car races—which Brian originally thought involved little people buzzing around a track like bees.

Bizarre 250th Merch: A breakdown of the strangest officially sanctioned and political merchandise on the market, including a $75 rug made from recycled fire hoses, a rocks glass with a literal bullet embedded in the side, and a 12-part patriotic comic book series featuring a confusingly placed Alexander Hamilton look-alike and wrestling icon Booker T.

Insane Events: A look at Donald Trump's massive 860,000-shell fireworks display in Washington D.C. designed to break a Guinness World Record over a dyed-green reflecting pool, followed by Gillette, Wyoming’s Insanity Fest—the premier destination for half-car drag racing and extreme lawnmower racing.

The Porcelain Trap (Mel's Story): A California man drops his sunglasses down a campground vault toilet (a permanent portapotty with no plumbing), dives in after them, and gets securely trapped inside the sewage holding tank for 15 minutes before emergency crews pull him out for an emergency fire-hose decontamination.

The Arby's Outbreak (Brian's Story): An Oklahoma Arby's manager faces felony poisoning charges after security footage captures her intentionally spitting into a customer's sandwich while suffering from an active, visible herpes outbreak. To make matters worse, the victim unknowingly shared the sandwich with her family, including her mother-in-law in hospice care.

The Caped Crusader of Jalisco (Brian's Story): A real-life "Mexican Batman" is turning heads in Jalisco, where multiple suspected motorcycle thieves have been found beaten, duct-taped to street poles, and spray-painted with vigilante messages across their faces and bare chests.

Not the Bees! (Mel's Story): An 18-wheeler carrying 50,000 pounds of cargo flips over in an Orange County, Texas neighborhood, unleashing a massive swarm of an estimated 2 million honeybees and forcing local residents to lock themselves indoors.

The One-Centimeter Fundraiser (Brian's Story): A North Carolina man claiming the undisputed title of "World's Smallest Penis" (measuring 0.38 inches fully erect) launches a GoFundMe to pay for enlargement surgery. After facing online skeptics, he chose to prove his medical condition by aggressively blasting unsolicited photographic evidence to his doubters.

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What is up, listeners!

Look at you, listening to the free feed. Did you know our Patreon crew has already been laughing at this episode for hours? Yeah, while you're sitting through ads right now, the Lil' BS'ers on premium are cruising along completely ad-free. If you want to skip the commercials and get early access next time, you know where to find us.

For the rest of you, welcome to the ad-supported party! Make sure to look at your podcatcher right now to see our official cover art. It perfectly sets the stage for the absolute trainwreck of an episode we have lined up for you.

Here is what you're in for this week:

The Episode 150 Leftovers: We dive back into a few choice memories and stories that just couldn't squeeze their way into our supersized 150th episode extravaganza.

Life in 2034: We shift gears from looking backward to looking eight years into the future to project what pop culture and daily existence will look like.

This week's batch of headlines is incredibly messy, weird, and lives up to the episode title a little too literally.

Family Drama: A father levels an absolutely wild accusation against his own son.

Highway Fireworks: A fireworks truck catches fire on a Tennessee highway, causing an accidental, daytime explosive show.

Schrodinger's Shitshow: How "laxative" brownies completely derailed a Nantucket School Committee meeting.

Unsanctioned Deposits: A New Zealand tourist attraction gets shut down over unauthorized public business.

The Gnome Bandit: A tricycle-riding suspect gets caught on a Ring camera pulling off a bizarre Florida lawn ornament heist.

The Afterparty: We had so much left over from the Episode 150 chat that we pushed the bulk of that extra conversation straight into the Patreon post-show. (Another reason you're missing out!)

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What’s up, Lil BS'ers! 🍻

Today is the day. We have officially reached a milestone that modern science, basic logic, and liver health dictate we probably shouldn't have: EPISODE 150 IS OFFICIALLY LIVE! We have been dragging this beautiful circus along for 16 years now (with a few breaks along the way, admittedly). Clocking in at a massive 2+ hours long, this mega-show is 100% ad-free and entirely free for all listeners—our gift to you for sticking with us through the endless chaos.

Here is how we are breaking down this historic, supersized episode:

We kick things off with an epic 8-minute cold-open mashup of intros from across the years. Then, we dive into a massive "In Memoriam" style segment looking back at all 28 legendary co-hosts and guests who have survived the mic with us. We pay tribute to everyone from "One Take" Robert Poe and "Big Show" Matt Schafer, to Corey Rockwell (the voice of the podcast), Johnny Logan, Terrence "The Mayor of Sun Prairie," and yes... we even threw in a strictly edited bleep for a few people who should remain unnamed.

After the walk down memory lane, we unleash the vault and listen to clips from the five most downloaded episodes in the history of The Unadulterated BS Podcast:

Ep 6: Mud Butt – A glorious throwback to the early days where we dove headfirst into our deep, profound love for Urban Dictionary. Featuring Brian Dunkel, "Big Show" Matt Schafer, and Robert "One Take" Poe.

Ep 8: Chocoteeth – Johnny Logan sits in for Robert in an episode so unhinged it made "Big Show" queasy for weeks.

Ep 142: Televised Tic-Tac-Toe with Tony Tinderholt – A classic Brian & Melissa bottle episode. There’s drizzles, there’s endless laughter, and a resounding, collective "GODDAMNIT, DOUG!"

Ep 9: Pasadena Mudslide – Brian listened to this track multiple times during editing and still has absolutely no clue why the show was named this. If you can hear the mention we missed, let us know. Robert was not happy about Episode 8 and he has a lot to say as a result.

Ep 143: It's The Big Show – Bringing the 150th episode full circle. This was the last episode we recorded prior to the pandemic and our lengthy hiatus, acting as a perfect capper since it was Matt Schafer's final episode to date.

Whether you’ve been here for 1 episode or all 150, you are the backbone of this show. Please remember to follow, rate, review, and subscribe to The Unadulterated BS Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you fill your ears.

The Ultimate Anniversary Gift: Leave us a 5-star review, take a screenshot, and tag us on social media using the hashtag #ubsfivestar so we can read it on the air and give you a massive shout-out!

Find all of our links at linktr.ee/unadulteratedbs.

Thank you for 150 episodes of absolute madness. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the show, Lil BS'ers! 🍻🎙️

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Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! 👋🍻

Episode 149 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast is officially live and free everywhere you get your podcasts!

We kick things off this week by completely blurring the lines between high society and the gutter with a rousing game of "Kentucky Derby Horse Name or Sex Act?" You already know things went completely off the rails.

Then we dive headfirst into "This Week in BS," where we roast some of the most unhinged news on the internet. We’ve got $80,000 in Chick-fil-A criminal "mac-tivity," a Taco Bell employee taking customer service to an extreme level, the great silicone girlfriend dumping, and a woman who tried to solve an eviction by literally opening the bees.

Finally, we wrap things up with a quick nod to May the 4th (and Weston's birthday!). May the Fourth be with you!

You can listen right here on Patreon, or stream us for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever else you fill your ears. If you enjoy the madness, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! If you leave us a 5-star review, head over to social media and tag us with #ubsfivestar so we can read it on next week's show!

Grab a drink, hit play, and let’s get into it. 🎙️🔥

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Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! As you can probably tell from the absolute fever dream of a cover art attached to this post, we flew completely blind this week. We recorded late on this past Tuesday night, we had absolutely zero notes, and we just rawdogged the mics. It’s pure, 100% Unadulterated BS in its most chaotic form.

Here is the absolute madness we get into on the main feed this week:

• The Double Intro: Because one intro just isn't enough when you have no plan.

• The $34,000 Target LEGO dried pasta scam, Kwik Trip surge pricing rumors, and plenty of cop jokes.

🔒 WHAT YOU ARE MISSING (The Post-Show Tease): Right after we wrapped this main episode, the tape kept rolling exclusively for our payin members. Mel finally spills the details on her highly anticipated "FBI Interview," which naturally devolves into conversations about kidnapping and the classic "Female Body Inspectors."

Want to hear it? Upgrade your membership to get the Post-Show and instantly ditch the ads! Until then, grab a drink and enjoy the ad breaks, you beautiful freeloaders! 🍻

Boring Legal CYA (Music Credits): Because we don't want to get sued into oblivion, here is the music used in this week's episode:

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INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC

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What’s up, BS'ers!

The wait is over! Our latest episode, Egg Salad Waits for No Man, is officially out on the free feed and ready for your earholes. We’ve got a packed show this week that is 100% free to listen to and available everywhere you get your podcasts.

Here is what we’re riffing on this week:

🐐 More Baby Goats! Shoutout to Andrew from Primal 'Cue for the goat-tastic email update. The saga continues. 🧅 The Onion vs. Info Wars: Satire has officially entered the chat. We discuss The Onion winning the bid for Alex Jones’ empire. 🚨 THIS WEEK IN BS:

• The Finnish Air Force’s "Sky-Dong" incident.

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Stay wild, The Unadulterated BS Podcast

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Episode 146: Sex Shops, The Shredder, and SWAT Standoff Swiping

Welcome to Episode 146 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast!

Note to our listeners: This is the free, ad-supported version of the episode. If you want to skip the ads and get early access to future episodes before anyone else, come join us over on the premium feed at https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs!

Here is what’s on the docket for this episode:

• The Purveyor of the Perverted: We kick things off with a fake sponsor read for "Melissa's Shack of Sex Toys." We dive into her profound love of goats and learn that petting the farm animals isn't the only thing getting stroked down at the shop.

• The Holy Algorithm: Tech companies are cashing in on "AI Jesus" and "BuddhaBots," charging people $1.99 a minute to video chat with a digitally rendered lord and savior.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and enjoy the show!

Here's the music we used throughout the episode.

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And now, the music in the ads!

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Welcome back to Episode 145 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast! It’s our second week back behind the mics, and honestly? We came down with a terminal case of the Mondays.

Consider this your official warning: there is an excessive amount of penis talk in today's episode. We really tried to keep it together, but between the Monday fog and the absolutely unhinged news stories we had to cover, the train completely left the station.

Here’s the BS on the docket for this week:

• The Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever: A family in Long Beach makes a horrifying discovery while looking for plastic eggs.

Note: This is the free version of the episode, so you'll hear a few ads that help keep the lights on. If you want to listen ad-free and get bonus content, come join us over on Patreon!

Grab a drink, lower those expectations, and enjoy the show!

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We did it. After a nearly 8-year absence from podcasting, The Unadulterated BS Podcast has officially returned!

Melissa and I got behind the mics yesterday to record, and everything is edited and ready for your ears. We’re definitely trying to get back into the groove, and while things are a little rocky at first, we feel like we acquitted ourselves nicely. It feels great to be back.

A Special Welcome-Back Bonus To celebrate our return, we are including the post-show directly in the free feed for this first episode! We wanted to give everyone a free 15–20 minute sample of what our bonus content is actually like so you know exactly what you’ll be getting when you pay extra. Enjoy!

We are jumping right back into the madness. Here is what we are covering this week:

• A California man who received 6 years in prison after breaking into a woman’s house... and sucking her toes. (The Independent)

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