The Unadulterated BS Podcast

It’s the return of “Big Show” Matt Schafer. With Brian and Melissa, we take a trip down podcast memory lane and tell some more recent tales as well.

SYNERGY… IT’S STILL A THING

It’s the triumphant return of one of our original co-hosts, “Big Show” Matt Schafer. Instantly, Big Show takes Brian and Melissa to task for our social media following before admitting to skipping out on the “Milk Challenge” owed to our listeners after accumulating 100 Twitter followers. We go down memory lane recalling some of our past mistakes and the high production values that are a hallmark of The Unadulterated BS Podcast.

MULTI-PLATFORM PODCAST PRODUCTION

“Big Show,” enjoying the trip down memory lane, brings up past sponsors. The list is short. Stories of Brian and Melissa’s wedding take over, including a promise to send out thank you cards. This starts “Big Show” on a rant against cards of all types. Hallmark, beware.

THIS WEEK IN BS

‘Zombie-Like’ Raccoons Are Terrorizing Youngstown, Ohio

Ohio Town Terrorized by Zombie-Like Raccoons

Woman tells husband to water her plants after she passes away. Years later he discovers they’re plastic

Homeowner finds naked intruder in her bathtub eating Cheetos

BIG SHOW vs. THE URBAN DICTIONARY

With The Big Show’s return, we bring back the original version of our Urban Dictionary game show, Big Show vs. The Urban Dictionary. In the original version of our game, we ask “Big Show” to provide his best guess at the definition based on the word or phrase provided. Here are the words for our game on this episode.

Dooshkabob

Owl neck

Dick-wap

BATHING IN MILK

Melissa’s not going to do the milk challenge. It’s not happening. For “Big Show,” that’s all until 2022. That wraps up our trip down memory lane! With only seven episodes to go until our 150th episode, look for some more throwback co-hosts in the coming weeks as we run up to our milestone episode.

Music In This Episode

“Tell Me What I Want” by Isolated Atoms is licensed under an Attribution 2.0 UK: England License.

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

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Brian and Melissa discuss plate drizzle and get deep into the life of Doug Tinderholt, black sheep of the Tinderholt family.

TELEVISED TIC-TAC-TOE WITH TONY TINDERHOLT

Is it a standoff? A face-off? A staredown? What? Who knows. With that out of the way, Brian and Melissa discuss our contest that may have snuck into our last episode, #WHATISGREG, and some information on an upcoming episode. This leads to a conversation on the upcoming film AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR and plate drizzle. And then, it’s time for…

THIS WEEK IN BS

Florida Men — 1 Disguised in Bull Costume – Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Home With Spaghetti Sauce

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

Police: Mom crashes SUV into pole to prove to kids God is real

GODDAMMIT, DOUG!

After This Week in BS, Brian is unable to stop talking about the life and family of Tony Tinderholt. Particularly the black sheep of the Tinderholt family, Doug. Dammit, Doug! Doug permeates the end of the episode. Also, yams. Finally, we preview our next episode, including announcing a very special guest co-host.

Music In This Episode

“Tell Me What I Want” by Isolated Atoms is licensed under an Attribution 2.0 UK: England License.

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

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It’s time for some Common Sense. Brian and Melissa embark on a new journey of empowerment, happiness, and Common Sense. Join us as The Unadulterated BS Podcast becomes Common Sense.

It’s time for some Common Sense

Brian and Melissa share some of their do’s and don’ts in regards to politeness and manners. Remember to always mind your manners. That’s just Common Sense.

Music In This Episode

“Smiles” by Jesse Spillane is licensed under an Attribution License.

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Brian and Melissa are joined by Craig, Greg, Beth and Simple Nate for our 2nd Annual recap of Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™.

Recapping Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™

Brian and Melissa are joined by Craig, Greg, Beth and Simple Nate for our 2nd Annual recap of Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™. We’re aware that early on we say this is our 3rd Annual recap, but this is, in fact, only our 2nd Annual. We admit mistakes were made.

Raiders of the Lost Drunk

Our recap begins as we discuss who was all in attendance, including the oft-mentioned lesbians. We’re still sure Nate does not know their names despite sitting down to break bread with them as a peace offering later during the evening. Things get kicked off this year at Coliseum Bar in Madison, WI each and every year. Despite the trip occurring on St. Patrick’s Day this year, Madison bars seemed to be less crowded than expected. From Coliseum, we packed our school bus with 33-35 people and headed out on Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™.

What follows is covered in great detail within the podcast episode and I won’t attempt to type everything out in this recap. Carve out about 90 minutes, sit back, and enjoy.

Music In This Episode

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

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Brian and Melissa go it alone in the precursor episode to our annual recap of Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™. Also, it’s time we had a chat, America.

Feel The Joy

Brian and Melissa get things off to a shaky start while trying to remember the word anthropomorphize. All of this in regards to our coffee maker. Yes, reader, it is one of THOSE episodes.

Previewing the Recap

In our upcoming episode, we will go over our recap of Greg’s Birthday Bus Trip Bash™. On this episode, we offer up some audio that was recorded on the actual bus trip. I will warn you that there is a lot of background noise on the accompanying audio. It’s definitely able to be listened to but it can be a little on the loud side. We apologize in advance for the quality and for Brian being drunk.

THIS WEEK IN BS

Florida man makes homemade whiskey bomb, tries to kill another man’s chickens

Russian Gov’t Says Not to Worry About These 54 Severed Human Hands Found in Siberia

Couple who met on plane caught in bathroom having Mile High sex

Driver gets pulled over, presents fake Homer Simpson license to police

Let’s Chat, America

Brian and Mel end this week’s episode asking America to know it off. That is all.

If you’re feeling depressed, need help or want to help, please make use of these resources:

* https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

* http://www.apa.org/helpcenter/

* http://www.childrensdefense.org/

* http://www.childrenssafetynetwork.org/

* http://marchforourlives.com/

Music In This Episode

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

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Support The Unadulterated BS Podcast by shopping on Amazon. You can also visit any of our other affiliates and use their products or services. Or, take five minutes to fill out our anonymous listener survey.

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A few weeks ago, we discussed The Games People Play. On this episode of The Unadulterated BS Podcast, we are the people and the game is Public Assistance. Join us as we traverse the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient Promenade in this special podcast edition.

ON PUBLIC ASSISTANCE

Welcome to a very special edition of The Unadulterated BS Podcast. On this episode, we welcome in our friends and past podcast guests Beth, Greg, Craig and Simple Nate as we go bouncing between the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient Promenade and the Working Person’s Rut in the game that asks “Why Bother Working for a Living?” On this episode, we sit down and play Public Assistance.

THE CUSTODIAN OF THE TAXPAYERS’ HARD-EARNED DOLLARS

This episode will be like none we have ever recorded. First of all, it’s a long podcast clocking in at over 90-minutes of gameplay. Second, we feature none of the normal segments that The Unadulterated BS Podcast is known for. Instead, this is a full 90-minute playing of Public Assistance.

Public Assistance is a board game created in 1980 by Hammerhead Enterprises, Inc. Needless to say, it’s politics are of a certain persuasion and you’ll hear that as we play. There are ideas and language in this game that are not the sort that’s heard often in 2018. So, be forewarned. We are playing the game precisely because it is offensive and to laugh at its expense.

For the gameplay, Brian will act as the custodian of the taxpayer’s hard-earned dollars while Melissa, Simple Nate, Craig and Greg will play this 2-4 player game. Beth steps in to help both the custodian and a few players throughout the 90-minutes.

There is an extensive rule reading in the early part of the recording. I know, despite reading them thoroughly, that we missed quite a few items. Feel free to send any glaring rules omissions to [email protected] and we’ll discuss them in upcoming podcasts.

PAYING THE TAX MAN

At the end of the night, we do have a winner. We won’t spoil it here in the podcast notes, but it’s an entertaining ride. Players gained and lost Illegitimate children to the Working Person’s Rut. Government jobs were claimed and lost by live-ins and spouses. Crimes were committed. Players engaged in prostitution, gambling, playing the lottery and either took advantage of the system or were taken advantage of by those on the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient Promenade. Our winner managed to stay on the Able-Bodied Welfare Recipient Promenade for the bulk of the game and was able to escape tax-free. Other players were not so lucky. All-in-all, Public Assistance is a politically incorrect, complicated game with words printed too small on the game board and lots of different actions to keep track of. We actually had a pretty great time playing it.

Being that the game is almost impossible to find or extremely expensive if you do, we hope our play-through was able to give you a good enough peek at Public Assistance.

A special thank you to Robert who works with me at our day job for providing a copy of the game through his cousin. Without you, this episode wouldn’t exist.

We’ll be back with a regular episode of The Unadulterated BS Podcast next week!

Music In This Episode

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“March Madness” by Jahzzar is licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under an Attribution-NonCommercial 3.

We’re back! The Unadulterated BS podcast returns with Brian and Mel coming back from their extended hiatus. We check in this week with a shorter episode with the promise of more to come in the future.

Excuses, Excuses

Brian and Mel return to the podcast and running solo this week. Our primary hosts list of a myriad of reasons for our long delay since the New Year's Eve episode including, but not limited to, their children, a Minnesota Vikings induced depression, other excuses.

#GetWellKev

One of the inspirations for doing this podcast, Kevin Smith, had a life-threatening heart attack this past weekend. Brian and Mel discuss their shared fandom of the man, his movies and his podcasts and how that played into the beginning of The Unadulterated BS Podcast.

With that, it’s time for... THIS WEEK IN BS

-- The People of Wauconda, Illinois, Would Like You to Stop Asking If They Have Black Panther's Vibranium

-- The Guy in That Trump Dating Site Ad Has a Child Sex Conviction

-- ‘I MARRIED A GHOST PIRATE’: THE CURIOUS STORY OF AMANDA TEAGUE AND HER 300-YEAR-OLD DEAD LOVER

-- Man allegedly punched in face for snowblowing

-- Pastor says nothing weird was going on with bound naked man in car

The End Of The Beginning

That wraps up this week’s edition of the show. Stay tuned to the podcast feed, our website and all of our social media channels for a special podcast that will be posting soon wherein we get together with past guests to play Public Assistance. You can listen to our episode The Games People Play for a taste of what that will be like.

Music In This Episode

"Rock Thing" by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

“End Titles” by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

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The new year is right around the corner. The Unadulterated BS Podcast is here to ring in the new year with a spoiler-filled discussion about Star Wars: The Last Jedi and a look back at the year in This Week in BS.

Happy New Year - Don't be a dick!

Our show begins with Brian and Mel introducing our guest, Greg, back for a third straight week. Greg proceeds to be a dick. Brian thanks his Reddit Gift Exchange Secret Santa for his new, one-of-a-kind Unadulterated BS t-shirt. This leads to a conversation about boobs. Yep. It's that kind of show this week.

Happy New Year - GOOP!

After discussing more items that can be shoved up your vagina, the gang goes down a Goop-hole. It sounds much worse then it is. Crap on Goop.com is expensive. Goop Glow. Pillows. Blue belts and more!

SPOILERS! PORGHUB!

Brian, Mel, and Greg discuss Star Wars: The Last Jedi. We start with some Change.org petitions that are completely ridiculous. We end up going into a very SPOILER-filled discussion of the film. Please be forewarned... there are SPOILERS for Star Wars: The Last Jedi in this section.

A Year of This Week in BS

We go through a year's worth of stories on a special 2017 in Review edition of This Week in BS.

The End

Our 2017 for The Unadulterated BS Podcast ends with a farewell from the entire crew. Thanks for listening to The Unadulterated BS Podcast in 2017! We appreciate you. Have a great New Year's Eve!

Music in this episode

"Auld Lang Syne" by United States Marine Band is licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 License.

"Rock Thing" by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

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Season's greetings and happy holidays from The Unadulterated BS Podcast. Brian, Mel and our guests Greg and Craig ring in the holidays as only we can... With Holiday Hijinks.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

It's our first ever holiday episode of The Unadulterated BS Podcast. Brian and Mel welcome our returning guests, Craig Wilkinson and Greg Dziadosz, to help us celebrate Christmas as only we can.

DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL

Brian apologizes for being unable to come up with another song in the vain of our 12 Days of Christmas remake from years past. The group puts their heads together to come up with some lyrics for a holiday song centered around our friend and past co-host, Simple Nate. It does not go well or as planned.

THANKS FOR NOTHING

We discuss the worst Christmas gifts that have been received courtesy of a list found at BoredPanda.com. We also pitch in with a few terrible gifts that we've received ourselves as well. Hijinks ensue.

An Urban Dictionary holiday

We dive into the Urban Dictionary to find their definitions for some common holiday words and phrases. Phrases such as Mistletoe, Candy Cane and more are discussed.

THE END

We wrap up our holiday episode by discussing our favorite Christmas movies. Yes, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

From everyone at The Unadulterated BS Podcast, we hope you had a happy holiday season!

MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas" by United States Marine Band is licensed under a Public Domain Mark 1.0 License.

"Holiday Gift" by Kai Engel is licensed under an Attribution License.

Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at kai-engel.com or contact artist via email.

"F.O" by Jahzzar is licensed under an Attribution-ShareAlike License.

Based on a work at http://www.betterwithmusic.com. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at http://www.betterwithmusic.com or contact artist via email.

"Christmas Wish No. 3571" by Wiredrawn is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License.

When you’re going to bring up things like offensive board games and house partying bros, then you have to bring in our favorite guests, Nate and Greg. Now, with even more Craig!

Guests are plentiful

It’s raining guests as Brian and Mel welcome Greg Dziadosz, Nathan Johnson, and newcomer Craig Wilkinson. Things start off going off the rails almost immediately. There’s little that can be said to explain this introduction which bounces between North Korea, #NaPodPoMo, and former host Robert Poe. If you can figure out the thread that ties those things together, you’re a better man than I.

From bad to Public Assistance

Brian brings to the attention of the group the board game known as Public Assistance. This game was created in the 80’s and has offensive rules and manages to leave no group of people untouched by offensive statements and ideas. The group goes over and comments on the basic rules of the game and some of the available bonus/penalty cards. This is the point at which we are introduced to “boat people.”

The games gets worse

Thanks to an article from the Atlanta Black Star, we discuss even further offensive board games. The less said about this the better. As terrible as we have been/can be, these went too far even for Simple Nate and the rest of us.

This Week in BS – Epic Bro-Down

Only one story this week and it includes a couple of videos from a City Council meeting in Los Angeles.

* Video of the year by far! Omg

The End

The gang wraps things up by discussing Jerry Lewis’ unreleased film, The Day the Clown Cried. And then things get even worse. We’re sorry. Everyone in attendance loves everyone unconditionally. We promise.

See you next week for our Christmas episode! Guests, songs, and lots of Christmas fun!

Music in this episode

“Rock Thing” by Creo is licensed under an Attribution License.

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