The Uncensored Moms

Tell Us How You Really Feel

HELLO! We’re wired today, people. Is there some adrenaline in the air this week?A question for our Canadian friends and neighbors about flags. Please weigh in, thank you. - Oh, wait, a quick interlude about religion. K. - Today’s story: Michelle tells us about a man who has been all up in her shit lately and we discuss what she needs to do about it. What is your take on this situation??Vicki went to the John Mayer concert (again) alone and it was a good time. Here’s why she thinks everyone should do more stuff by themselves. Michelle did get drunk and tell someone her uncensored opinion about dressing up as a Native American; let’s get into it. Would you? Do you agree? TWL:Vicki loves Morphe2 Good Talk Blotted Matte Lipstick - Pink Pucker Michelle is loving her Backyard Pool ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
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Tell Us How You Really Feel

It’s the 100th episode!!! Let’s go back, WAY BACK, to how it all began. It’s the abridged version, don’t worry. And then we come to present day and how it’s grown and reached the edges of the earth! This reminds Michelle of Last of Us, somehow. We’re pretty sure this isn’t a spoiler. Let’s take a caller! Jacqueline from Indiana comes through with an important question about SEX. How much are we all really doing it?? And a virtual book club request - UM YES. This is happening, mark it. Current Book: A for Alibi by Sue GraftonSex - we’re telling you how often we’re doing it. It’s not graphic, don’t worry families. Sex is healthy, get comfy with discussing it. Mmmmkay. >> Starts around 31 mins in: Michelle had a revelation about the correlation of the physical body and past traumas. Listen to find out how they manifested for her. There will be spontaneous crying, as there should be. TW: We talk about baby loss so it that’s too much for you, please feel free to skip this part. We love you. << Ends just before the 40 minute mark. Caller #2! Let’s listen to another voicemail. Amber has some sage advice about squatting vs. sitting on the toilet, and let’s hear some love for the big U. Protect your undercarriage, people! We’re sharing a few of the Uncensored Wins you sent in and whew, you all are the best.We have UMcast STICKERS! They are cutie pies and the perfect size to slap anywhere! And guess what, you can buy them on our website, like a real shop! Free shipping too, honey boo boos. ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
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Tell Us How You Really Feel

Let’s talk about Michelle’s work win! It somehow involves slapping someone around?How about a half-marathon update to boot? Pee stains, anyone? Vicki got a facial and now we’re talking about Mary and Joseph soaking. Every topic is a winding road. Vicki has a censored win this week. Sometimes, the nicest thing you can be is quiet. We open the mailbag to respond to a listener request! Peeing in public, do you hover or are you normal? TWL:Michelle is loving Unstable with Rob Schneider on NetflixVicki is loving Chatbooks - she’s been making them for 2 years or so and thinks you’d love it too! http://invite.chatbooks.com/vickihenry2z2UMcast Book Club recommends: Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

It’s a pregnancy episode! TWIN pregnancy to be precise, which same but also completely different? We have a special guest, Kaylee Valenzuela - aka, Vicki’s sister-in-law! This is her first pregnancy and we thought what fun, let’s talk about the age old topic of making babies with someone who is IN IT. It’s a raw, uncensored chat and we had A LOT of fun so settle in for a less than cutesy, boopsy baby conversation. AND THEN, we talk to her about being a stand-up comedian. Yes, she goes up on stages and tells jokes to a room full of strangers. She’s a badass. TWL:Kaylee is loving her new journal Highdeas by Fingers Crossed Co. Vicki is loving the perfume Sunset Riot by All Saints Michelle is loving the Pixi On The Glow blush stick from Target****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

It’s just us this week! Feels like home, yes? MmmmWould you tell someone they had food in their teeth??! This scenario will give us anxiety nightmares henceforth. Pretty sure we can call this an Uncensored Loss.Something Vicki is not loving - but really wanted to! It’s makeup, from Instagram. It’s called Merit. Womp, womp. We’re talking’ nipples! Nipple, people! Not areolas. Michelle had hers reconstructed during her latest boob job and we need to discuss the whole dang thing. How they looked, what the doctor did, how they are now. SAVE OUR NUMBER in your phone: 442-222-1020 - that way you can easily call in and comment as you listen. We will never answer it, we promise you. Haha!Depression - here’s the thing. Once it’s gone, like, we you ever actually depressed? Like, hi, we’ve moved on. We’re totally fine now. Moving on. Kidding, mostly. Work woes are ripe and ready to contribute to depression and Michelle knows exactly how she’s feeling. Let’s get into it - it’s an Uncensored Win FOR SURE. How to make these big decisions - listen to our bodies. We offer a useful approach to bookmark for later. Periods. Menstruation. Florida is on one. They passed a bill further restricting talk of human bodies. Human Bodies! Half of the populate is bleeding and ALL of the population should know more about it. We support talking about periods with all your children, regardless of gender. Spread the good word about naturally occurring biological processes. MMMKay?TWL: Vicki is loving Ankle socks from Target and Survivor! Michelle is loving OUR NEW STICKERS - and we want to send you one! How, you ask?Send us your Uncensored Win or Loss and that’s it. We’ll find a way to get it to ya! ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] a voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

We have a special guest this week! It’s our lovely, impressive, incredibly intelligent, fun friend, Jamie Lasky! Jamie shares her experience with donating her eggs, choosing not to be a mother, not to get married, and JUST HOW she got to feel so comfortable in her own skin. Pay attention, parents! We took notes. Uncensored Wins/Losses: * Michelle has a story about track suits and off-color remarks - it was a big L for her. * Vicki tells a story about THE POTUS! It’s not specifically a win or loss but we’re gonna say that pushing yourself to do COMPLETELY NEW things is almost always a win somehow. * We read a submission from #theumclub - thank you for sharing your win with us! We love you! And a nod to our YouTube channel from another member of the #theumclub TWL: Jamie is loving her second ear piercing and her handmade gold hoop earrings.Vicki is loving her deodorant! BAM. Dove Even-Tone Calming Breezehttps://amzn.to/3mWMod0 Michelle is loving Paris Hilton’s memoir - she just started it but it’s already promising - https://amzn.to/3JKztDS****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] us a fun voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

Be sure to subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like what you heard, please leave us a 5 star review and tell a friend or two or ten! We love you! ****What’s this? A new intro? Hi, it’s us. Uncensored Wins: - Addressing the issue of having guns in the house with parents of new friends - pew pew - Listening to yourself - momming the way you want, and asking for what you needA quick Brian update - another win! We’re talking about the revered and reviled title of Best Friend - we are all familiar with the wide range of emotions it can bring. From childhood to adulthood, maybe its time we change the language around close female friendship?New life goal: The practice of Freudenfraude A declaration of love for each other to wrap this friendship journey up. Awww.TWL: Face Sunscreen by BiossanceT3 Featherweight 3i Hair Dryer****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] us a fun voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcast

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
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Tell Us How You Really Feel

It’s an uncensored kind of entrance to this week’s show so let’s just hop right in, shall we?Vicki is still going to all the concerts. Wanna come?We get a live caller! It’s Vicki’s mom and she doesn’t want to be recorded. It’s another doctor’s appt for Hank - new results loading…How can one be uncensored? What does it mean? It’s absolutely not permission to be a dick. Are you familiar with the platinum rule? Michelle explains it all. When was the last time you flirted with a stranger? And when it happens, why are there bullshit expectations that inevitably follow?? Dudes need to chill. This week’s rant is all about the very dramatic topic of: Tinted WindowsMichelle has two big kids now! A milestone to celebrate - but like, never at the house again, k?Let’s talk about jobs! Vicki keeps talking about getting one and after 10+ years as a SAHM, the question on deck is why tho? She’s feeling vulnerable…there may be some guilt involved too. Saving the best for last: we got a VOICE MESSAGE! It’s one of our most favorite things, in case you were curious about leaving one. Fully support. But yes, this voice message is a GOOD ONE. Story time and it’s relevant to “Double Feet” - iykyk #myfeettoo TWL: Honest Mascara - seems it’s maybe a new formula? Tarte Waterproof Mascara - Lights! Camera! Splashes! ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] us a fun voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcastDon't forget to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like what you heard, tell a friend or two or ten!

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Created by Vicki Henry and Michelle Dixon
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Tell Us How You Really Feel

We’re starting this week with some ASMR - you have been warned. Quiet sounds reminds us of that site where you do naughty things for money - what’s it called again and should we start an UMcast page? We’re calling it Double Feet, k?Speaking of - is college still worth it if you can be tiktok famous now?Household and workplace stories - we’re not trying to complain but we’re not not trying. “It’s a long process for everyone involved but like, if you can dodge a bullet that way…” - Uncensored HR with Uncensored Moms “I have no money. I’m poor and I love to write. I need paper.” - it's just what you're supposed to say when you steal something from the happiest place on earth.Don’t go shopping with kids. A reminder. And while we’re on the topic - other kid habits that drive us bonkers. TWL:Get yourself some cozy, comfy socksShower coffee - just try it. Dry brush - https://amzn.to/3YYwxZs****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] us a fun voicemail: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcastDon't forget to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like what you heard, tell a friend or two or ten!

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Tell Us How You Really Feel

We have an amazing guest this week: It’s Michelle’s husband and award winning realtor, Verner Dixon! We invited him on the pod to tell the tale of the time he heard a groan in the men’s locker room. It sounds innocuous but it was actually an emergency situation that put his reaction to the test. And all this to say, when any of us are confronted with a split second decision to make, do we fight or do we flight. Mixed results here on the pod today. Let’s dive in. Michelle and Vicki share their own stories on the topic and we all come away with a consensus on what our actions really say about us. Don’t worry, there are plenty of laughs to be had, even in the face of sheer terror. Fun! TWL:We’re on an entertainment trip today: The NBA - thank you for doing sports!Shrinking on AppleTV with Harrison Ford and Jason SegelSeason 4 of You on Netflix1923 and 1883 on Paramount+ ****Follow along on Instagram: @theumcastSlide into our email: [email protected] this number in your phone and then call us: 442-222-1020Like and Subscribe on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@theumcastDon't forget to subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts. And if you like what you heard, tell a friend or two or ten!

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