The Unfiltered Farmwives

By kellyrankinmccormickSociety & Culture

The Unfiltered Farmwives episodes

January 23, 2023The One About Womens’ Farts Going Up the Front of Their Underwear
**Maybe not for young ears.**
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like...
Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies.
Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.'
The sticky part of pads do not stick to womens' bodies.
Farts that go up the front of your underwear vs the back.
Are you as uncomfortable reading this as I typing this??? If your answer is 'oh my gosh, yes!' then this episode is just for you!
53 min
November 16, 2022The One Where Carolyn Asks Kelly Questions
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before. And they dive into some *great* topics like...
The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection.
Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the things.

Kelly flying to Russia shortly after 9/11.
1 hr 9 min
November 01, 2022 The One Where Danielle Steele Taught Us Everything We Know in Life
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the difference between their own childhoods on the farm compared to the modern childhood of their kids, including...

• Learning 'all' the things in life from Danielle Steele novels.
• Kelly's parents leaving her unsupervised for days at the state fair.
• Carolyn's kids complaining about the family garden.
• The lack of teenage supervision AND hydration that occurred in our childhoods!
1 hr 26 min
September 30, 2022The One Where the Good Farm Girls Go Bad
While overall generally well-behaved kids, in this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the the times growing up where they risked getting into some big trouble, including...
The time Kelly ran away from the cops at the state fair.
The time Carolyn put a girl in a chokehold defending her sister.

The time Kelly almost got the entire high school basketball team suspended.

The time Carolyn stole a car.
1 hr 7 min
September 15, 2022The One Where We Apologize to Shania Twain
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including...
Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution.
Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens.
Kelly's apology to Shania Twain.
Carolyn's inner hippy coming out!
56 min
August 28, 2022 The One Where We Answer Tony’s Random Questions
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Tony, Carolyn's husband.
54 min
August 05, 2022 The One Where We Answer Nick’s Random Questions
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Nick, Kelly's husband.
54 min

About The Unfiltered Farmwives

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It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick.