America’s a mess and no one is excited about any of our choices in the upcoming 2024 Erection. So, we stepped forward to proffer a solution. We arrived at one, but there were bumps along the way. Even though we all three agree on the basics, somehow we figured out a way to disagree on the almost blasé and noncontroversial subject of the Palestine Genocide. Voices were raised.

Other topics include: Trump, Biden, Kamala Harris, Pete Buttigieg, JD Vance, Israel, Hamas, Watches, Pronouns, Cloned Engineered Meets, Gaza, MAGA, Make America Great Again, Mitch McConnell, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Assassination, Old Age, Total Eclipse, Dementia, and of course Lesbianism, but nothing about Ukraine. Remember them? #sad

We knew you couldn’t live without our assessment of the Best & Worst of 2023, and our Predictions and Resolutions for 2024, so here they are! We also reviewed our Predictions and Resolutions from last year. How did we do? #youbethejudge

Other Topics Include: TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, & TRUMP, scientific breakthroughs, cloned meats, nuclear fusion, the climate crisis, abortion, Israel, Palestine, Biden, the erection, Russia, the economy, Republicans, Democrats, #Barbieheimer, Tom Cruise, Greta Gerwig, Oppenheimer, cinema, motherhood, the destruction of the human race, that fucking Marianne Williamson, and Lesbianality, but NOTHING about the dysfunctional British Royal Family. #grifters

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

David Monster knew the Convicted Rapist, his Victims, his Supporters, AND how Scientology created a Haven for Predators. It’s not a pleasant journey, but it’s an important trip to take if you want to understand how anything like this can happen and be supported for so long, in this day and age.

Other Topics Include: Donald Trump, MAGA, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis, Leah Remini, Mike Rinder, Aaron Smith-Levin, Growing Up In Scientology, Tony Ortega, The Church of Scientology, Halloween, Jane Doe, L Ron Hubbard, and Lesbians, but nothing about how the U.S. has become a Christian State. #amen

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

What the hell is it doing up there? Sit down, cause you’re gonna be shocked! Do you know what the Maunder Minimum is? Nuclear Fusion? How stars are like Time Machines? Well, we do. Shut up and let us tell you!

Other topics include: KARENs, A Bitch in the Crosswalk, Stars, Free Park Pizza, Rare Bird Show, Improv Reunion, Pramila Jayapal, Israel, Palestine, Politics, Earth, the Sugar Revolution, the Golden Age of Piracy, hurricanes, the Galactic Center, and Lesbians, but nothing about Indictments. #yourewelcome

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

One of the hosts was personally involved in the whole Danny Masterson, Convicted Rapist, situation, but had no idea! Sure, they personally knew Danny and two of his victims, but it didn’t end there! We also report on the actual Conviction and the group of Scientologists who allegedly abandoned the victims and rallied to support Danny Masterson. Is one Juliette Lewis?

Other Topics Include: Danny Masterson, Juliette Lewis, Lisa Marie Presley, Leah Remini, Yashar Ali, Jason Lee, Michael Jackson, Nicholas Cage, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Miscavige, Scientology, L Ron Hubbard, the MAGA Bubble, South Dakota, Mt. Rushmore, the Canadian Smoke Storm, Philadelphia, the I-95, Donald Trump, Fox News, Tucker Carlson, and Lesbians, but nothing about indictments outside of Scientology.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

One of the hosts just had a baby! Nathan, Erin, and David piece together the clues as to which one of them recently popped out a baby. That person then recounts the birth, which was described by the new mother as “the Dark Night of My Soul”.  People think we just screw around when we're not recording our Podcast, but sometimes life happens, Bitch. 

Other Topics Include: Mt. Rushmore, South Dakota, Natural Childbirth, Lamaze, Drug-free, doulas, Birth Centers, Hospitals, Afterbirth, Placenta, Blood, Ooze, Goop, Poop, and Lesbians, but nothing about Secret Documents. Who even uses paper anymore. Gross.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Most Amazing Person. Who is the Most Amazing Person you’ve ever met, and the one you want to meet? We reveal ours, and except for one, they’re a total surprise to everyone. Who are yours? Would they make your friends gasp?

Other Topics Include: Jim Carrey,  Jordan Peterson, Amy Sedaris, Dawn French & Jennifer Saunders, Kathy Burke, Alice Bag, Lisa Marie Presley, Debbie Harry, Orcas Island Pottery, Erin’s Pregnancy Night Out, Bars, Food, Midnight, Matthew McConaughey, Crime in the Supermarket, the Satanic Temple, Satan Club, Self-Help books, and Lesbians, but nothing about Drag and the noble war the GOP has declared on lace-fronts and glitter.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

Where would you eat if money were no object. Join our fantasy tour of the places we would go, and lemme tell you, we were in awe the whole time, and our mouths were drooling!

Other Topics Include: Oprah Winfrey, Megan McMarkle & Prince Harry, Free Bird Café, Poo Café Beijing, Labassin Waterfall café, Ithaa Underwater Restaurant Maldives, Renato Viola Pizza Master Chef, Lava Café, HR Giger Museum Bar, Les Grand Buffet, Ristorante Grotta Palazzzese, Italy, Selfridges Food Halls Confectioners, and Lesbians, but nothing about the poor, sad, insane members of Congress.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

How do you react in complicated situations? What decisions do you make under duress, and why do your answers make you a complete psychopath? We take you through engrossing queries then answer them ourselves. Play along, it’s a hoot, but you’ll have to figure out why you’re insane on your own time. #youcanleadahorse

Other topics include: Velour’s glorious obsession with Cake, Erin’s uterus, Nathan deep cleans the bathroom, the most profound discovery in human history is lost forever in the mists of time, Lesbians, filmmaking, and infidelity, but nothing whatsoever about how Donald Trump won’t be indicted yet again for more criminal activity.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook

WALT DISNEY is a PIECE of SHIT? Was he really Antisemitic? A misogynist? Racist? Has his head been thawed out from its cryogenic state? We answer all these questions and reveal a few more of his controversies and conspiracies in our attempt to figure out whether he was pure trash, or actually THE Shit. #itsasmallworldbitch

Other topics include: Velour Von Edmondson’s obsession with Chocolate Cake, Philadelphia Eagles Superbowl losers, Tom Cruise, Nathan’s Happy Birthday, Avatar 2, Leni Riefenstahl, Adolph Hitler, Song of the South, Three Little Pigs, Sleeping Beauty, Halle Bailey, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Kristallnacht, Maleficent, Bambi, Disneyland, Walt Disney World, Jews, Black People, Dumbo, Donald Trump, Putin, Fox News, Rupert Murdoch, Fox News, Ukraine, Dominion, and Lesbians, but nothing about Pete Davidson and the 6th Spice Girl.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the most downloaded podcast in the world! The Unimaginary Friendcast!

The Unimaginary Friendcast is hosted by David Monster, Erin Marie Bette Davis Jr. and Nathan Von Edmondson.

https://unimaginaryfriend.com/podcast/ And find us on Facebook