Republicans protest politely but get branded extremists by the media, while the left trashes storefronts and scares grannies—and the press calls it a ‘peaceful tantrum.’ Hypocrisy much? Plus, we demand Senator Schumer ditch his day job after flip-flopping on last week’s CR bill like a fish on a dock. And finally, SpaceX swoops in to save astronauts stranded for nine months—were they really up there at the ISS? That Gulf of America splashdown video looks like a low-budget sci-fi flick shot in Elon’s kiddie pool!