Are you prone to procrastination? Are you procrastinating right now? On this week’s episode, we discuss the ways that we avoid doing work, methods for cultivating mindfulness, and…some other stuff we’ll write up later.

Trump is rising and incense is burning. On this week’s episode, we fondly remember our brief stints as boy scouts, discuss the unfolding political miasma, examine Manik’s questionable taste in television, compare our respective buffet strategies, and generally indulge in a lack of conversational discipline.

You a genius. You smart. You loyal. So, tune in and hear us discuss our lackluster Snapchat usage, Bushwick culture, Apple’s kerfuffle with the FBI, and how to be a LinkedIn #influencer.

The first episode of 2016 has arrived, right on time. In fittingly unwise fashion, we discuss recent gaming escapades, Kanye’s “album of the life”, and the coming reckoning that is #Trump2016.

At long last, the two hosts of The Unwise Index find themselves in the same room. Tune in for an hour of banter that spans office decor, library “study” habits, and the effect that smartphones are having on our youth. You’ve been warned.

On this special Thanksgiving installation of The Unwise Index, we recount the things we’re thankful for, and in stark contrast, discuss the recent tragedy in Paris - and what could motivate ISIS to commit the atrocities it does.

On this episode we debate the recent controversy surrounding the biotech company Theranos and decide if we would become vampires if given the opportunity.

On this week’s show we discuss Halloween, reflect fondly on some prior costume choices, and casually chat about our greatest fears.

Inaugural guest, Mango, of “Some Derps Talk About Games” fame joins us to discuss his love for Nintendo, how each of us started gaming, and the games we’re most looking forward to.

The future is closer than we think. In this episode we give you the rundown on the recent Mars news, discuss the existence of alien life, and generally add fuel to any existential crisis you might be experiencing.