The Unwritable Rant

On this episode, Juliette establishes the rules of the house, encounters a writing nightmare, vacuums naked, rejects Kermit, connects with her garage, admits a medical fear, laughs off chest pains, watches a disturbing game of kickball, realizes she won't be resuscitated, and performs driveway surgery … All while drinking Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select.

On this episode, Juliette assimilates into reality after Aruba, heads to 22 happy hours, examines The Pick-Up Artist, sees a failed Vaudeville routine, teaches a lesson, celebrates a purse thumping, relishes adult-only advantages, is interrupted by an obnoxious parade, allows karma to do the job, and inspires a topless revolution… All while drinking Redemption Bourbon Whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette reveals her impractical relationship with her car, finds trouble at the gas station, gets all screwed up, dirties her knees, defends chivalry to a crippled conclusion, introduces The Locksmith, has many firsts, attempts a five-step recovery program, and gets over it… all while drinking Copper Fiddle bourbon whiskey.

On this best of episode, Juliette shares two of her favorite stories from previous episodes. In the first story, she confronts a real-life Heisenberg in Aruba and needs to make a hasty getaway. The second story is an epic Easter tale of bullies, bunnies and brutal truth. The drink of choice on this episode is Smooth Ambler Contradiction bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette comes to terms with an unfortunate reality, engages in word play, loses big, wrangles a Madagascar hissing cockroach, quotes Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley, admits her roots, introduces The Harpy, and reveals a centuries-old curse… All while drinking David Nicholson Reserve bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette wanders down a pier, witnesses a winged eclipse, takes her chances with a refrigerator carton, gets carried away, issues a death stare, is asked an uncomfortable question, counters a rumor, and acts on her fake wedding checklist … All while drinking A.D. Laws bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette faces off with a cannon, loses dining privileges, sells out to a cookie, visits a former Playboy club, pays for free drinks the hard way, enjoys fondue, and offers tips on how to crash a corporate event … All while drinking Whiskey Acres rye whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette is joined by comedian, actor, and writer Nick Di Paolo. They discuss the politics of comedy, how audiences have changed over time, the way comedy has evolved, Nick's podcast and new comedy special Inflammatory, his work with Chris Rock and writing for the Oscars ©A.M.P.A.S.®, as well as acting with Robert De Niro in the movie The Comedian.

On this episode, Juliette confronts a curmudgeon, wonders if there are worse things she could do, declines an invitation, fails the test of friendship, partners with Crazytown, loses underage cargo, and gives in to paramedics… all while eschewing Beer Barrel Bourbon in favor of 1792 small batch bourbon.