The Unwritable Rant

On this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches the PT Barnum of sex toys, creates a false identity, avoids death by antlers, and combats a tragic folk act... all while drinking Brixton Mash Destroyer bourbon and rum hybrid.

On this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and ultimately kills Jon Bon Jovi... all while drinking 23-year-old Rhetoric bourbon.

On this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a fable, earns her grade, reveals her musical education, interviews Drummer Boy, resorts to subterfuge, loses more than her mind, and learns a harsh lesson… all while drinking (and LOVING) Redemption Wheated Bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells something burning, knows where to drink well, tangles with potential mobsters, does the jitterbug, and plays dame to a Russian West Side Story… all while drinking Four Roses Straight Bourbon Whiskey

On this episode, Juliette encounters travel trouble, finds herself held captive, experiences a not-so-helpful assistant, does a bit of barking, debates jumping overboard, finds a few pesky poltergeist, relates her first drunk, abuses her freedom, swills beer, meets Butterbean, and is rescued from an unhinged jaw … All while drinking Barrell Whiskey Batch 001.

On this best of episode, Juliette shares her favorite past stories about New Orleans, including Paxton's great love, the Red Dress Run, Bourbon Street brawling, and doing a bang bang, plus a bonus outtake of her conversation with actor Eric Roberts... all while drinking a sazerac.

On this episode, Juliette watches a community break down, is forced to get involved, raises the red flag, battles The Commando, leads a parade, is visited by a demon, longs for manatees, makes a mess of things, spars with a wedding wench, and remains married… All while drinking Joseph Magnus bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette shares two unspeakable stories she never thought she'd tell, finds a ball of contradictions, goes on a pity date, explores manners, urns a break-up, makes a confession, starts a new summer job, attends a bachelor party gone wrong, and dodges a trident … all while drinking Wyoming Whiskey Double Cask bourbon. Happy 100, y'all!

On this episode, Juliette battles a new kind of monster, gets a box of dirty little lobsters, cooks up catastrophe, revisits a bayou, seeks out the criminal element, is disappointed by a carnival, invites Crazytown over, finds a treasure trove of sex toys, and redefines bingo … all while drinking Knob Creek Single Barrel Binny's Private Select bourbon batch #4782C.

On this episode, Juliette finds a good storm, makes unlikely friends, gets unruly in Disney World, is treated to a police escort, evades zip ties, mourns the loss of The Gem, takes her guy to a strip club, contemplates roofies, participates in stripper MMA, and dismisses lacking menu items … all while drinking Makers Mark Private Select Binny's Beverage Depot choice #5.