The Unwritable Rant

On this episode, Juliette combats boredom, gets antagonistic, explores wonder foods, shoos smoke, gets unintentionally physical, calls a bluff, experiences a prom of the living dead, has a birthday re-do, seeks out a gigolo, wanders upstairs, and crawls out of the back of a Studebaker… all while drinking Very Old Barton Bottled in Bond bourbon whiskey.

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On this episode, Juliette hates the cold, makes questionable decisions, heads to Mexico with Crazytown, loses a friend faster than a flip-flop, meets the Collector, mentors a youth program, and hatches a plan of fortune ... all while drinking Eagle Rare 10 year bourbon.

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On this interview episode, Juliette speaks with comedian Bert Kreischer. Through his outstanding storytelling comedy, Bert has earned the distinction of being known as The Machine. He was the host of reality shows Hurt Bert, Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip and is the author of the book, Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual ManChild. Bert opens up about comedy and his writing process, details his new comedy special and a sitcom project, and talks about podcasting, the Bertcast, and LeeAnn Kreischer's new podcast, Wife of the Party.

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On this episode, Juliette dishes up a magical tryst, meets Wacky Waldo, visits the Magic Castle, sinks in her seat, conjures a mystery man, considers California clichés, goes on a beach date, follows her loins, and tramples a heart… All while drinking Russell's Reserve 10 year bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette unleashes her inner wannabe rockstar, treads dangerous territory, confronts a little red light, awakens from drunken hibernation, receives the worst gift ever, visits an escape room, meets an Alpha Dweeb, and deciphers clues… all while drinking F.E.W. bourbon whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette forgets her night, goes through a box of bandages, lacks judgment, experiences mach force, mixes lavender and humiliation, dismisses life reunions, reveals her deranged shorthand, falls for The Ringleader, experiences groupie retribution, and is kept waiting… all while discussing Orphan Barrel Gifted Horse bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette gets hostile, sniffs out a skank, knows evil, uncovers flirty secrets, underestimates an adversary, slides backward, has a snowy throwdown, hears an angry blast, dials for assistance, utters a panic word, greets a squadron, and gets added to a watch list… All while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch 014

On this episode, Juliette recalls holiday traditions, learns a horrific instrument, kills off her grandmother ... again, does the unthinkable, saves up for a holiday treat, unleashes a verbal assault, enters the fray, and meets her sort-of Christmas Angel ... all while barely drinking Mellow Corn whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette gets eye-rolly, takes tips for a spin, pet sits, avoids bunny rabies, explores underbelly secrets, finds a manger, leaves a note, attends a cool kids Christmas party, dresses up, gets comfortable with the cheese, seeks out wallflowers and misses a punchline… All while drinking Redemption Rye whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette survives the plague, visits a strip mall clinic, recalls a failed pee test, meets nurse Ratchet, makes yet more relationship mistakes, fails at Christmas by bringing Jackass home to meet her parents, tries to save the holidays, and puts her foot down the only way she knows how... all while drinking Kelsey Creek bourbon.