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Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an incautio... more
FAQs about The Unwritable Rant:How many episodes does The Unwritable Rant have?The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.
October 29, 2017Ep 113 - Cemetery surprises, voodoo rituals, and a Crazytown Halloween adventureOn this episode, Juliette visits St. Louis Cemetery No. 1, finds uncommon energy, leaves something behind, ups her bet, contemplates sexy cards, redefines trick or treating, engages in childish behavior, gets lost with Crazytown and heckles a potential murderer… All while drinking Michter’s single barrel rye whiskey....more31minPlay
October 22, 2017Ep 112 - Facing fears, the butterfly effect, and introducing CatnipOn this episode, Juliette identifies her biggest fear, finds a mass of hair, fends off jointed legs, visits a house of winged horrors, introduces Catnip, receives manhandled gifts. avoids grimy fingertips, and blows her nose... all while drinking Rabbit Hole sherry cask bourbon...more28minPlay
October 15, 2017Ep 111 - Nastygrams, the devil’s china, and Ouija board fearsOn this episode, Juliette receives a nastygram, wishes for a plague of frogs, recounts a book tour failure, angers wingnuts, is dismissed by a hobgoblin, feels satisfied, ignores a request, finds a Ouija board, contemplates dead things, fears The Exorcist, and channels white light… all while drinking Noah’s Mill small batch bourbon....more28minPlay
October 08, 2017Ep 110 - A Playboy tribute, going natural, and contested fireOn this episode, Juliette has total sensory recall, layers her neons, discovers a box of unexpected treasure, licks her fingers, raises a glass to Hugh Hefner, tells a two-sided story, takes abysmal steps, hears a whoosh of gas, contemplates oozing wax, and reveals scorch marks... all while drinking Willet Pot Still Reserve Bourbon....more30minPlay
October 01, 2017Ep 109 - Word thieves, broken promises, and clown fearOn this episode, Juliette fields an unwanted invitation, puts words on paper, meets a blonde competitor, unleashes a smear campaign, shuts down a thief, contemplates clowns, remembers Bozo, deals with judgment, develops skills, engages in a dating game, and stuns a clown... all while drinking Michter’s Small Batch Bourbon....more32minPlay
September 25, 2017Ep 108 - Interview with Jim NortonOn this special bonus interview episode, Juliette interviews Jim Norton. Jim is currently on his worldwide "Kneeling Room Only" tour. He also has a Netflix special currently airing "Mouthful of Shame." Jim is a comedian, broadcaster on SiriusXM, actor, and podcaster. Juliette learns the deepest, darkest tales thanks to fellow comedian and friend of the show, Bob Levy. Juliette also dips into a special reserve Town Branch rye on this show....more28minPlay
September 17, 2017Ep 107 - Sex shops, perverted beacons, and a golf cart getawayOn this episode, Juliette discovers an incongruous sex shop, examines a dirty aquarium, works on the seedy side of sleaze, caters to creeps, watches the PT Barnum of sex toys, creates a false identity, avoids death by antlers, and combats a tragic folk act... all while drinking Brixton Mash Destroyer bourbon and rum hybrid. ...more30minPlay
September 10, 2017Ep 106 - Maniacal mechanic, Loopy relationships, and the death of Jon Bon JoviOn this episode, Juliette ignores sage advice, finds a non-rapey spot to park, introduces you to Loopy, discusses a one-dimensional relationship, and ultimately kills Jon Bon Jovi... all while drinking 23-year-old Rhetoric bourbon. ...more25minPlay
September 03, 2017Ep 105 - Back to school, perfect failure, and first timesOn this back to school special, Juliette discusses her firsts, has certain expectations, admits her lack of smarts, serenades her class, writes a fable, earns her grade, reveals her musical education, interviews Drummer Boy, resorts to subterfuge, loses more than her mind, and learns a harsh lesson… all while drinking (and LOVING) Redemption Wheated Bourbon....more30minPlay
August 27, 2017Ep 104 - Ice expeditions, speakeasy error, and a Russian West Side StoryOn this episode, Juliette visits her own Overlook, admires gilding, encounters a crossroad of doom, sees the other side, rides down fast, smells something burning, knows where to drink well, tangles with potential mobsters, does the jitterbug, and plays dame to a Russian West Side Story… all while drinking Four Roses Straight Bourbon Whiskey...more28minPlay
FAQs about The Unwritable Rant:How many episodes does The Unwritable Rant have?The podcast currently has 263 episodes available.