The Unwritable Rant

The Unwritable Rant

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The Unwritable Rant episodes

  • Ep 136 - Happy endings, instant besties, and finding a bushwhacker

    On this episode, Juliette is forced to hustle, lies to Blind Melon, gets professional and sassy, refuses defeat, plays in the slop, takes a trip to Nashville, hollers and swallers, meets Cowpoke and Sugar, visits Tootsies Orchid Lounge, pounds beer at Bobby's Idle Hour, and hunts down a bushwhacker… all while drinking Blood Oath Pact #4 bourbon.

    27 min
  • Ep 135 - Adoption shakedown, relationship callbacks, and a wounded rebel

    On this episode, Juliette takes her chances adulting, evaluates intentions, gets Loopy, receives an unwanted letter, adopts a debt, calls a bluff, is threatened by jail, refuses to celebrate National Record Store day, meets a wounded rebel, declines bribery, and learns the awful truth… all while drinking Booker's Bourbon Kathleen's Batch.

    28 min
  • Ep 134 - Attic animals, drag strip pick-ups, and whiskey life lessons

    On this episode, Juliette has a horror movie reaction, loses sleep, opens a hostel for vermin, wields a baseball bat, calls in the experts, recovers a rotor arm, visits a drag strip, enjoys an illicit cocktail, and survives an after-school special situation… all while drinking Buffalo Trace bourbon whiskey.

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    31 min
  • Ep 133 - Interview with Doc McGhee

    On this interview episode, Juliette talks with legendary music manager Doc McGhee. They discuss his career, from managing James Brown to Bon Jovi and Motley Crue, to today and his work with Kiss. Doc also details how country music has taken the place of rock 'n' roll and breaks down how to be successful in the current digital music scene. Juliette's bourbon of choice on this episode is Russell's Reserve 10 year.

    34 min
  • Ep 131 - Stage wife, magical exploitation, and revenge cheers

    On this episode, Juliette hits channel 364, contemplates priorities, becomes something sinister, swills dreamy punch, exploits her guy, wanders on stage, romanticizes high school, tries out for cheerleading, throws a tantrum, and rebels against the system... all while drinking Barrell Bourbon Batch15.

    31 min
  • Ep 130 - Counterfeit cowboy, relationship double dare, and bowl of carnage

    On this episode, Juliette appreciates a man on a horse, uncovers a past romance, dares her guy, gets padded up, meets Moonshine and Namaste, watches a wild jump, visits Chinatown, translates a shrug, passes by happy cats and demands dim sum… all while drinking Stolen Spirits smoked whiskey.

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    31 min
  • Ep 129 - Fired from hell, bunny dips, and disrupting a legend

    On this episode, Juliette gets unexpected contact, ignores all signs, becomes indentured to Satan, tests her treason skills, does a dip, properly introduces Mongo and The Dish, visits Caesar, smells like a distillery, and disrupts a legend… all while drinking Last Feather Rye whiskey from Journeyman Distillery.

    30 min

About The Unwritable Rant

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Join author and occasional misanthrope Juliette Miranda for bourbon-soaked personal stories and celebrity interviews. From misadventures working in the music industry, dating disasters and an…