The Unwritable Rant

Juliette visits a haunted New Orleans ballroom, twirls with a ghost, takes on a tour guide, loses her guy to the supernatural, contemplates explanations, fakes interest, dismisses a scare, lingers with clowns, and stumbles into a shocking situation… All while drinking Driftless Glen single barrel straight bourbon whiskey.

Juliette tells a secret, has a raunchy conversation, plays Rapunzel, welcomes a transgression, feels sophisticated, has an annoying wake-up, falls out a window, gets a tarot card reading, meets Glinda the Wacky Witch of the Midwest, practices magic in the kitchen, backslides onto the band wagon, is guilted into a ceremony, and avoids bonding spirits... all while drinking Woodford Reserve Distiller's Select rye whiskey.

Juliette honors a tradition, harbors resentment, hires vampires, mitigates molesting, stalls a kingpin, experiences a blood feast, takes on toxic combos, diffuses the situation, goes for the cliché, and avoids a wild attack… all while drinking Pikesville 6-year straight rye whiskey.

Juliette falls into a rotten mood, sneaks in a flask, gets her oompah on, appreciates a fat feast, hates the human voice, misses a tot shot, shares a classy lesson, is asked a favor, gets situated with Satan, channels Mr. Rogers, plays an evil emperor, and lands like a bum… All while drinking Redemption 9-year barrel proof bourbon.

On this episode, Juliette recalls a ramshackle amusement part, knocks out teeth, introduces the legend of Vic, fears a monstrosity, spins out a mistake, issues a cease fire, takes a few chances, reveals shady cheats, channels Lucifer, seduces a guitarist named Sledge, declines an untoward request, and drives like hell. This episode's whiskey pick is Rabbit Role rye whiskey.

Juliette talks with guitarist and founding member of the band Judas Priest. They discuss his new book, Heavy Duty on Da Capo press, KK's influence on the look and sound of Judas Priest, recording some of the band's most popular songs, and KK reveals why he hasn't joined another band since retiring from Judas Priest. Juliette suggests pairing this conversation with Elijah Craig small batch bourbon.

Interview with Jim Florentine: Juliette speaks with comedian Jim Florentine about his book, Everybody Is Awful (Except You). They discuss tour incidents, voicing character Special Ed on Crank Yankers, hidden camera comedy and Meet the Creeps, social media horrors, how media changes audience perception, and the state of comedy today. Juliette suggests pairing this interview with Wild Turkey 101 whiskey.

On this episode, Juliette reverse engineers chaos, questions her guy's sanity, supports a relationship thunderdome, contemplates fruit aerodynamics, meets The Hustler, is taken for a kinky loop, looks for a leaflet, chokes on giggles, and kisses a fantasy goodbye... All while drinking Smooth Ambler Big Level wheated bourbon.

The three-year anniversary episode! Juliette takes inexcusable actions, considers a buffet of boyfriends, gets blown off, hunts down a job, thinks like a predator, causes a scene, dodges a delivery truck, gets squad envy, introduces Texas to Crazytown, plans a nightmare, ruins dinner, decides to get drunk, allows a right hook and makes an Oregon Trail comparison... All while drinking Redemption wheated bourbon. Special thanks to comedian Reverend Bob Levy and Ronnie Platt, lead singer for the classic rock band Kansas.

On this episode, Juliette and her guy visit New Orleans, get blindsided by panic, hear teeth rattle, receive a mystery box, make questionable shopping decisions, reveal a glittery surprise, preside over cocktails, mourn a loss, pass through doorways, visit with vodou, share a doorstep, meet Mateo, discover Doneska and her swayback horse, and revel in findings... all while drinking barrel strength Bulleit bourbon.